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Rystefn

@rystefn.bsky.social
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My pronouns are The Goddamned Rystefn. But you won't use it, so call me whatever you want.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3461 doesn't need a guard dog
A bunny stands on a front porch, barking angrily at a befuddled shaggy dog, who is standing out in the yard.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“But it doesn’t use as much water as people think it does!” But it still means more data centers raising electricity prices, lowering water pressure, disrupting ecosystems, constant noise in poor neighborhoods. It still stole from thousands of artists. It’s still being developed by the worst people.
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a kitten sitting among candles. The caption reads, "let's prioritize comfort for now"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some of them are like "you should call to follow up on your application! go hand it to them in person!" and then some of them are like "if you attempt to speak to me in any way for any reason I will light your resume on fire" and they ALL think their opinion is the obvious, valid one
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Speaking as an AI artist”
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Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
World cold and hard, bed soft and warm original painting auction is up! 🐈‍⬛️🛏✨️ Shares are so appreciated 🫶 Ends on Thursday September 24th at 7pm CEST. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Photo of my hand holding a watercolour painting over a patch of snow. The painting is of a tortoiseshell cat looking very comfy in a bed with a fluffy pillow and equally fluffy patchwork blanket. They're surrounded by flowers and sparkles.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Risque Draws 🔞✍️☕ @risquedraws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fairy 🧚 (Ft. the lovely @sexyflowerwater.bsky.social 💖)
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Ilya Kuvshinov @kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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lola 🦋 comms open @lolavagabonde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a commission I recently did 🐦✨
framed illustration of Tav ( MC from the game BG3 ) sitting in overgrown ruins and flipping a soul coin. A small pond is in front of her. The character is surrounded by birds.

tags line : 
#illustration #art #oc #ocart #tav #bg3 #dnd #fantasy #fantasyart
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 08/09/2026
Ironic how man's search for meaning so often leads us to gibberish, really. Anyway, chat GPT is not talking to you, and it's not going to do the Matrix either, don't be a bloody fool.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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The Infinitely Prolonged @wowbaggert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The entire "you can't put it back in the bottle" argument is terrible. Every day, each of us decides whether we use this technology, and if so how.
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thinking about that episode of Star Trek where Q tries to give Will Riker his magic powers, and when Riker tries to solve all of his friend's problems with his power they're all like "Nah, it's cool. I'd rather live with the struggle than use the corrupt magic." and then Will gives up his magic.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Me, shipping Grumpy/Sunshine: They both reached for the cup, and their eyes locked as their fingers brushed lightly. The Pessimist's lips parted gently in surprise as The Optimist smiled that damned, cocky smile. 'It's the same cup'.
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Melon Milk @me1onmi1k.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
heat wave
Talia (left) and Constance (right), lounging on a bed talking. There's a table fan running in the background on a table tray, and on the bed is a Talias phone, and a magazine.
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Follow the white rabbit :3c #art #pinup #nsfw #clemence
A pinup of my warhammer death cultist Clémence, wearing a very revealing white satin bunny suit over her very pale skin, with matching ears, slippers, shirt cuffs, collar and bow tie. No tights or pantyhose tho. She is wearing a large rabbit skull mask instead of her usual human one.
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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction: 
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...
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every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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vivi 🩸 @vivillain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
game on #bg3 #shadowheart
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Getting real sick of slop midwives pleading for a 'respectful discussion' of AI as relates to the arts. Your use of AI to 'make art' is not respectful. It benefits from stolen art, destroys the planet, and does not make you an artist any more than someone driving 26.2 miles is a marathoner.
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F is for Fampyr 🎃 (🔞) @futomomomoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Some day I'm gonna realize I CAN actually draw things without backgrounds, but it is not this day. (Random thing inspired by browsing some old lingerie catalogs from the '90s, the set shoot was in some fancy old mansion and I'm like, let's gooo.)
A NSFW illustration of two women having sex in an absurdly opulent room because they can. I don't want to keep doing jokes in alt text but I cannot describe this without dying.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This 1899 clip of a little girl and her cat is the oldest surviving cat footage on film, just 4 years after the Lumiere brothers invented cinema. Now colorized and speed corrected.
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JanRock @janrockart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(Requiem for) The Untitled Planet
Pulp sci-fi panting depicting an enormous statue of a woman, partially buried in the sands and rocks of an alien planet. The statue has its arms raised, hands behind the head in an ornamental crested helmet. A trio of suggestively-shaped spacecraft surveys the scene. The planet's twin moons emerge in the distance, above the horizon.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If pocket calculators regularly and randomly gave you incorrect answers to your queries like ChatGPT does, we would have left the technology behind, not insisted that 2+2=5 is HERE TO STAY, BABY.
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Let me call you sweetheart
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fuck it Dudes Rock thread let’s go (Dude, much like Dad or Uncle is a gender neutral time and for purposes of this account is a specific vibe)
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Chas @ SHADOWHEART ERA @cymk8.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I couldn't r e s i s t...🌶🌶🌶 #bg3
Shadowheart reclines against a red background. She is wearing a blindingly white suit and is being nudged backward by Karlach's heel
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L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🧜🏾‍♀️ @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
This keeps coming up in my inboxes but at no point will an award I administer accept an AI generated project. Not in the text, not in the cover art, not in the anything. I don't care.
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JanRock @janrockart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Paladin Gal ('22)
Painting of a heavily muscled fantasy paladin woman. She is carrying a massive battleaxe with a geometric blade. She is wearing form-fitting golden pauldrons, golden arm and shin guards, a delicate cingulum and triangular nipple pasties. Her hair is trimmed short, her face is pierced and her skin is scarred. Lines of holy scripture are inscribed on her thigh, as well as on the trim of a trapezoidal cape floating behind her, framing her body. Her head and shoulders smoulder with righteous flames.
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the hyena cavalcade
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
tweet from @rifflexilian. it reads:

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.
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Strong Women, Strange Worlds @swsworlds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Icona

@iconawrites

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Stop telling people they "don't have a real job" if they don't work a 9 to 5.

Being a freelance writer is a real job.

Solving murders in the English countryside is a real job. Lying in a pond waiting to hand Excalibur to the rightful king is a real job. Your work matters.

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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In my experience, scholars of a particular historical period are the LEAST uptight about "accuracy" in fictional representations of their period, which is why, as a medievalist, I can assure you that A Knight's Tale is the greatest movie set in medieval England that has ever been made.
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Mike Drac O’ Lantern 🎃 @digitaldraco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post from bailee yaps on Threads. Post reads: You know who didn't use AI? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
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lily @feyspeaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🌛🌕🌜 #bg3 #shadowheart
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