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ryenerman.bsky.social

@ryenerman.bsky.social
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Cat and dog lover. Resident of Pac NW but grew up in NE. Avid reader of mostly sci fi/fantasy but also post apocalyptic stuff

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Portland Thorns FC @thornsfc.com · 20/08/2026
a lot of hard work and a dash of manifestation 🥹 caiya hanks stepped back on the field for the first time since June 2025 and scored an absolute beauty of a goal
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just heard someone call Trump’s speech The Pettysburg address and now I have to go lie down 🤣🤣💀
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Jason Wells @exasperatedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Taking a walk after the US game and saw a coed rec game in the local park. Made me smile.
Soccer players on a shitty-assed field, someone is going to break an ankle in a mole hole, but they are all having fun.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/06/2026
Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The strait of Hormel.
A photo of a Walmart employee stocking items in the lunch meat aisle.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
say i’m weak one more time, say it, SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER
photo of pope leo on a plane holding a baseball bat
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
so wholesome ❤️ (via samfnch on threads)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
average Corinthian:
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This really puts my problems into perspective.
My problems, in perspective.
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
you're just about to give up on humanity and then with this shit
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Beth in CA @bjerz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Too adorable not to post. She's making sure you see the sign. #birdoftheday #birds #owls #adorable
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
To all who celebrate
Caesar dressing bottle with knife
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
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Portland Thorns FC @thornsfc.com · 18/01/2026
tell a friend to tell a friend, WE BAAAAACK 😎
Isabella Obaze (wearing a black zip up jacket, black pants and holding a cup and grey jacket) and Caiya Hanks (wearing a blue matching sweat set with a green and white bag over her arm and holding a phone) walking into Providence Park. Mackenzie Arnold (wearing a brown matching sweat set with a white t-shirt under it, holding a coffee cup in her right hand) smiling and walking into Providence Park. Marie Müller (wearing a dark blue beanie, a dark blue nike hoodie, black nike pants, tan boots, with a brown and tan bag over her shoulder) smiling and walking in to Providence Park. Valerin Loboa (wearing a black jacket, black Nike pants and white shoes) smiling and giving the camera a thumbs up.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 10/01/2026
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
Amber Glenn wearing her gold medal after winning the US National Championship Women’s Singles Competition. She is dressed in a black short sequined gown and proudly holding a progress pride flag behind her. There is a gaggle of photographers in front of her.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.
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Good if it Goes bump in the night 🏀👻 @goodifitgoes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
THIS is Caturday! =^..^= ❄️
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Marcus D. Moore @marcusdmoore.blacksky.app · 18/12/2025
It’s the three Ghosts of Christmas. Ghost of Hootin’, Ghost of Hollerin’ and the Ghost of Carryin’ On.
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Laura @rural-laura.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
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Cole Oyl @coleoyl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"Who loves disco soccer?"
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 07/11/2025
I keep waiting for a credible report to come out on how the environmental costs of generative AI have been overstated but every article is like "lol no it's much worse than you imagine."
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Tech Giants Are Trying to Cover Up the Environmental Impacts of Their Data Centers
Silicon Valley is using legal loopholes and NDAs to keep the public in the dark about the water and energy being consumed by generative AI.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
ICE shooting a food bank worker in the back is a little on the nose for the current moment
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/11/2025
When the suspects appear to be white guys, it’s not a bombing — it’s an intentional explosion.
Explosion at Harvard Medical School
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'Intentional' explosion at Harvard medical campus under investigation
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The New York Times
'Intentional' Explosion Took Place at Harvard Medical School, Officials Say
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Explosion at Harvard Medical School appears to have been intentional, authorities say. No on...
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The Guardian
No one hurt after 'intentional' explosion at Harvard medical campus, officials say
17 hours ago
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/11/2025
I know the world won’t care because it’s not some EVIL thing Trump just did, but yesterday I marathon streamed for 11 hours and raised $10,000 for Feeding America, which they say will provide 100,000 meals for people in need.
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JESUS CHRIST! We Just Fed 100,000 People!
Bless you all!
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/10/2025
Tolkien is not perfect but he did, in fact, hate the fucking Nazis.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:
We have come to expect a dose of political theater in the political branches, drama designed to rally the base or to rile or intimidate political opponents. We also may expect there a measure of bending sometimes breaking the truth. By design of the Founders, the judicial branch stands apart. We rule on facts, not on supposition or conjecture, and certainly not on fabrication or propaganda. I urge my colleagues on this court to act swiftly to vacate the majority's order before the illegal deployment of troops under false pretenses can occur. Above all, I ask
those who are watching this case unfold to retain faith in our judicial system for just a little longer.
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 20/10/2025
Judge Graber went hard and I cannot stress enough that Judge Graber *does not go hard*
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I dunno, I think it would be helpful if journalists translated what “rural” means in this context. Somehow I don’t think Korean people automatically make something less rural simply by existing somewhere. Unless rural means something else.
Mr. Sims said he welcomed the raid because he hated how Hyundai and its suppliers were changing the rural character of his hometown. He would never work in one of their factories, he declared, and neither would his relatives, even though the paper mill where some of them worked had recently shut down.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Interesting to see how Amazon Ring is slowly rolling out enabling footage from your doorbell camera to be requested by law enforcement (police, ICE and animal control?). The feature is officially “starting with lost pets” to get people used to the idea.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I think it would be a huge public service if major media outlets interviewed people given RIF notices and let them explain in detail what their jobs are so that people can judge for themselves whether these positions are wasteful like Trump and Vought claim or whether they help the country prosper.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The LaForge meme
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Portland Thorns FC @thornsfc.com · 10/10/2025
our pair of Aussies have answered the call 📱 Mac and Torpey will join The Matildas for a pair of October friendlies later this month! 🇦🇺 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | 10.25 🇦🇺 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 10.28 More here: matildas.com.au/news/commban...
international call up graphic for torpeyinternational call up graphic for Mackenzie Arnold
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Andy 'Legal BA' @legalba.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Me in the Antifa waiting room: frog, frog, frog Receptionist: (thumping table) Frog! Frog! All the people in the waiting room: (stamping feet) FROG! FROG! FROG!
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Richard W. @ilovaussiesheps.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
$20b for Argentina 🇦🇷 at drip of a hat while babies run out of food, soldiers go unpaid, and soy farmers are dangling near bankruptcy.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland 🐸 @oregonian.com www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“I truly believe that without the national team, I wouldn’t be here.” 🇻🇪 @thornsfc.com forward Deyna Castellanos on why representing Venezuela is so important to her ❤️
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2025
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her
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