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@ryantkelly.bsky.social
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We live in a factory that produces death and destruction at an industrial scale

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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good thread
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got the keyboard back out and continuing on my task of "playing the space harrier theme in a way that it is recognizable"
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good morning: we’re solidly into “so clean I don’t know how it still exists” territory www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
famous scene from caddyshack where rodney dangerfield exuberantly proclaims: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna taste blood!" and everyone cheers
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just ate lamb vindaloo right before going to bed and reminded of what may be my favorite tweet ever.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM08...
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Perfect (Exceeder)
YouTube video by Cowboy Hunters - Topic
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hate computers
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I look forward to having a Shaheen and Sununu on the ballot every election until I die. If we can get a Hassan relative on there too it would really top it off.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you are a fan of art, please enjoy this series from the sprint finish of GMSR P/1/2 crit from @contentfactory.bsky.social www.contentfactory.ink/site/green-m...
contentfactory.ink
Content Factory Ink | Boston Commercial Photography, Video & Social Content | Content Factory INK
Boston-based commercial photography and digital media for brands that move fast.
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🛠️Mod Monday!🎨 🚗 Ford Transit XJ220 Test Mule 💿 Gran Turismo 2 A-Spec 🎮 PlayStation 1 🗓️ 2023+
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Re-watched season one of "so you wanna win a penis pump" and the first two episodes of season two and it is SUCH A FUCKIN JOY
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@paullyb.bsky.social did you know
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shocker that the political survey with a Survey Monkey link is an extreme push poll. John Sununu will give me a puppy!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wasn’t at CTTC for very long but long enough to prove that I don’t only look at car shit on my phone, I also experience it in person
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
get yourselves some damn signs
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
aftermath.site
Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Being a massive loser the first thing I thought of was MAX 330 MEGA PRO-GEAR SPEC
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In tonight’s edition of “playing some genesis ROMs” we have Newman/Haas racing and uhhh I don’t know about foothills. *Yes the aspect ratio is a mess and no I don’t care
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Standing over the sink listening to Nightcall and dipping chocolate covered graham crackers in peanut butter
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I designed an extremely aggressive and difficult to parse out new shirt about a plague that is ravaging the country, please help me raise awareness. roryblank.bigcartel.com
An extremely dense collage shirt that is centered around a giant image of a soldier with a camera for a head surrounded by pixelated closeups of smaller people who all look sinister, which says "Spies are everywhere waging shadow wars and I'm sick of being in the crossfire

I'm not part of whatever you guys are doing. Leave me out of it. I'm not interesting."

Smaller text accompanying the weird photos of people says

"I'm not rendezvousing with you!
Stop digging tunnels under my house to get to my neighbors. 
No I don't have any 'intel'
Oh, your pen is a camera? Who cares?
My doctor keeps having to pull bugs out of me. It's expensive and painful.
Is that guy a hitman? Creepy.
All my uncle wants to talk about is 'the codes'. I don't know any codes, man!
Tell this guy to stop going through my trash. It's just old food.
What's this guy's deal?"
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
oh baby!!!!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love that phone calls are just completely broken these days!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have found I can ride the CAAD3 longer if I take a break every 90 minutes for a coffee. The bike wants me to Italymaxx
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This will go nicely in my collection of “cars I send to my friends in an attempt to make them spend stupid money”
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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
RIP Tom Stevens, NECX legend and one of the godfathers of American CX
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus
Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the smart move is probably not running outside today huh
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Long-time followers might like to hear that Me and Ollie's in Exeter is currently devoid of flies AND their wifi is way better than it was. I wonder if this was an independent change or pressure from Inkwell (and their insane wifi) across the street.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ok well at least I've made better purchases than this guy www.craigslist.org/view/d/graft...
craigslist.org
Salsa Off-Road Bicycle w/ Extras - bicycles - by owner - bike sale - craigslist
Salsa Off-Road Bicycle for sale! Carbon Fiber frame in pristine condition! Frame is a size Medium. Weighs only 28 pounds with the large off road wheels on it. Tires are almost brand new and all...
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The only thing that can bring peace is the power of The Smiling Man
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A little fun fact about this design. I actually drew it 9 months ago and then couldn't figure out how to phrase the words on it. That's actually why I haven't put up a new shirt for about two months, because I have been staring at this trying to figure out how to finish it.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching Widows Bay - “Huh I think I know that beach from the header image on cross results”
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 25/06/2026
Sad news: long-time tech journalist, blogger, and entrepreneur Om Malik passed away yesterday aged 59. [om.co]
om.co
Om Malik, 1966-2026
Om Malik passed away on June 24, 2026, at Stanford Hospital after a long health journey with his heart. He was surrounded by family and friends. We invite you to share your remembrances of Om in th…
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Last two nights I went to bed at 7:30, let's see if I can keep the streak alive tonight!!!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m glad this is getting more coverage but having to educate people that “big tall truck front makes you die” makes me want to put a drill through my forehead
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
oh my goodness this is so extremely my shit www.reddit.com/r/F91Ws_on_N...
reddit.com
F91Ws_on_NATOs
This is a subreddit dedicated to Casio F91Ws specifically on NATOs.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
FYI Apple Music station started off of this song absolutely rips and I've been listening to it for like two weeks music.apple.com/us/album/you...
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You Bring Me Down by Babert on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:46
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Someone in work slack posted @edzitron.com’s Open AI article and I replied with the Smiling Man and I got NOTHING so now I look like a REAL WEIRDO instead of just a terminally online guy who can’t read a room.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I incorrectly though "damn @yourkickstartersucks.com is going hard on Bargatze this morning". I was wrong!!! Go harder!!!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
damn inventory is low
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rode to the beach at 7, answered emails, wrote docs, listened to Mind Enterprises, burned through a chunk of my data plan which renews tomorrow, temporarily silenced the constant despondency filling my body and brain, rode home for a meeting.
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🚗 Mitsubishi Pajero 💿 Dakar 2: The World's Ultimate Rally 🎮 PlayStation 2 🗓️ 2003
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