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We live in a factory that produces death and destruction at an industrial scale

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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 5h
I am going to the gym now so I can get huge. #huge
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 9h
goddamn this is a good thread
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When doctors recommend a follow up it’s like their brain has teleported to an alternate dimension where they have appointment availability
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t know if I’m still baller enough to live the Double Minivan Lifestyle
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
FWIW wheelchair is too tall to fit in the back of an X7, really need something with a bit of a well and potentially third row that can be removed in some capacity (did this in our 2025 Sienna and in the Odyssey). Pilot/Telluride/Palisade-type shit.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Our 15 year old, 187k mile Odyssey has a pile of work pending that means it is going to the great auction in the sky (radiator, exhaust, trans, pending timing chain) which means we are going SUV shopping with a wheelchair and gait trainer in tow to see which lucky three-rower can fit all that shit
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bring back factory prose
1995 Toyota Estima1995 Toyota Estima1995 Toyota Estima - man’s desire for pleasure is endless and found in things like one box car full of toys and friends or a couple simply out for a drive. ESTIMA, a new concept wagon in a category all its own
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How does this joyous-ass account only have 2000 followers????
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
two towns over they have already won halloween here in NH
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"hearing aid beige"
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooof that wrap
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good thread
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got the keyboard back out and continuing on my task of "playing the space harrier theme in a way that it is recognizable"
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bouncing on my boys d to this
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good morning: we’re solidly into “so clean I don’t know how it still exists” territory www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III1983 Mitsubishi Starion GSR-III
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
famous scene from caddyshack where rodney dangerfield exuberantly proclaims: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna taste blood!" and everyone cheers
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shoes in the house???
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also wow looking at the timing I most certainly read this tweet for the first time when Margot was in the NICU and we were losing our minds! Okay! Neato.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has popped into my head weekly for 12 years
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just ate lamb vindaloo right before going to bed and reminded of what may be my favorite tweet ever.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM08...
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Perfect (Exceeder)
YouTube video by Cowboy Hunters - Topic
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Plus I can get some boner pills
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When faced with Dunks or a random gas station I always go gas station
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hate computers
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I look forward to having a Shaheen and Sununu on the ballot every election until I die. If we can get a Hassan relative on there too it would really top it off.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you are a fan of art, please enjoy this series from the sprint finish of GMSR P/1/2 crit from @contentfactory.bsky.social www.contentfactory.ink/site/green-m...
contentfactory.ink
Content Factory Ink | Boston Commercial Photography, Video & Social Content | Content Factory INK
Boston-based commercial photography and digital media for brands that move fast.
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🛠️Mod Monday!🎨 🚗 Ford Transit XJ220 Test Mule 💿 Gran Turismo 2 A-Spec 🎮 PlayStation 1 🗓️ 2023+
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH YES
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think you need to buy a first-gen LS to nicely bookend the Lexus experience
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLFV...
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Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Re-watched season one of "so you wanna win a penis pump" and the first two episodes of season two and it is SUCH A FUCKIN JOY
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I make the mistake of seeing a post from r/vintagemobilephones right when my Ritalin kicks in I will immediately lose an hour
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@paullyb.bsky.social did you know
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shocker that the political survey with a Survey Monkey link is an extreme push poll. John Sununu will give me a puppy!
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What if I really wanted it though
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wasn’t at CTTC for very long but long enough to prove that I don’t only look at car shit on my phone, I also experience it in person
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh hey I saw that car today
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
get yourselves some damn signs
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Being a massive loser the first thing I thought of was MAX 330 MEGA PRO-GEAR SPEC
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wait I posted the wrong picture
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also absolute dogshit rendition of Laguna Seca, but to be honest I don’t remember ever seeing it on 16-bit so I wonder if it can possibly be acceptable. Like, can it manage elevation changes? Road Rash can.
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In tonight’s edition of “playing some genesis ROMs” we have Newman/Haas racing and uhhh I don’t know about foothills. *Yes the aspect ratio is a mess and no I don’t care
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Standing over the sink listening to Nightcall and dipping chocolate covered graham crackers in peanut butter
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
we're doin blogs again bitch!!!!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I designed an extremely aggressive and difficult to parse out new shirt about a plague that is ravaging the country, please help me raise awareness. roryblank.bigcartel.com
An extremely dense collage shirt that is centered around a giant image of a soldier with a camera for a head surrounded by pixelated closeups of smaller people who all look sinister, which says "Spies are everywhere waging shadow wars and I'm sick of being in the crossfire

I'm not part of whatever you guys are doing. Leave me out of it. I'm not interesting."

Smaller text accompanying the weird photos of people says

"I'm not rendezvousing with you!
Stop digging tunnels under my house to get to my neighbors. 
No I don't have any 'intel'
Oh, your pen is a camera? Who cares?
My doctor keeps having to pull bugs out of me. It's expensive and painful.
Is that guy a hitman? Creepy.
All my uncle wants to talk about is 'the codes'. I don't know any codes, man!
Tell this guy to stop going through my trash. It's just old food.
What's this guy's deal?"
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Considering they’re competing with the full vertical integration of Aetna/CVS/Caremark yeah
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ryank @ryantkelly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Walgreens has skeleton decorations AND CHRISTMAS STUFF
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