Reposted by Fart Buttman🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On balance I think I prefer the other Odyssey adaptation, magic mike XXL 6574
Reposted by Fart ButtmanJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A mod from r/doordash (username i_love_femboys6969) got arrested by the FBI for plotting his SECOND ISIS inspired terrorist attack after previously being radicalized on roblox. If you understand all the twists and turns of this story like I do, it's time to log off. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/butle...justice.govButler County Man Charged with Receiving a Firearm and Ammunition With Intent to Commit Terrorism on Behalf of ISISJonathan Hunter Kramer, 21, a resident of Valencia, Pennsylvania, has been charged by federal criminal complaint with receiving a firearm and ammunition knowing or having reasonable cause to believe t... 1315419
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 23/08/2026God, the episode of The Critic where Jay’s parents get stranded on an island fundamentally changed my brain chemistry when I watched it as a kid 000
Reposted by Fart Buttmanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap." 1389823830
Reposted by Fart ButtmanMD Presley @mdpresley.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You should read any article with the tagline “hot butthole summer” but double so if it uses the word Buttholeaissance. 0167
Reposted by Fart ButtmanScam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 23/07/2026He’s busy posting “listen to @bloodwork.show” 1435
Reposted by Fart ButtmanDarkest Dinnervan @dinnervan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It is here youtu.be/3fNpCrEx2mw?...youtu.beGet Agentic - RGB POWERSUPPLYYouTube video by Fight Opera 042
Reposted by Fart Buttmanliz ten eleven @selectric.space · 20/05/2026never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer 2136591100
Reposted by Fart ButtmanWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Grogu "N Word" Controversy Explained! 4717
Reposted by Fart ButtmanMarie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 25/04/2026U have gotta Check This Out 7615129
Reposted by Fart ButtmanKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/04/2026watching the latest episode of Bill Maher to prep for the I Hate Bill Maher podcast and this guy is just a total dipshit, huh? 47130549
Reposted by Fart ButtmanAndrew @ndrew83.bsky.social · 15/04/2026“Everything I have learned about Clavicular has been against my will” I say for the 5th time this month 224720
Reposted by Fart ButtmanDee-lightfully Spooky 🎃🏳️⚧️ @deep9x.com · 09/03/2026reiterating for the night crowd resume.deepcooley.com linkedin.com/in/deepcooley I am pretty good at things 265
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 05/03/2026One of my sisters had some sleepy time Elmo doll that said the phrase “it feels good to lay down” and that hoe wasn’t lying 020
Reposted by Fart Buttmanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/03/2026got called "very stable" by a mental health professional, who i ALSO managed to make laugh. turns out you CAN get a good grade in therapy. just fyi 21153654
Reposted by Fart ButtmanScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up 7580271736
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Men will literally buy a crystal shrek rather than hang a shelf 110
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Cedar is so bad that my left lymph node in my neck is swollen and hurts lol 010
Reposted by Fart Buttmanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 08/02/2026i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today 439135
Reposted by Fart ButtmanValerieFatality, Leader of The Fatalists @valeriefatality.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Women want one thing 2283
Reposted by Fart Buttmancait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/02/2026this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit 301580262
Reposted by Fart ButtmanEmily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux 671356256
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 14/11/2025This is why I don’t really believe in conspiracy theories— nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time 030
Reposted by Fart Buttmanbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/08/2023comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles) 010712
Reposted by Fart ButtmanNome @nome.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It would work on me, it's all i'm saying. 919815
Reposted by Fart ButtmanChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for. 2588812067
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every @fightopera.bsky.social show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd 020
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!?? 010
Reposted by Fart ButtmanBrian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next. 615814
Reposted by Fart ButtmanEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school. 703447431
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I don’t know what to do past this: 110
Reposted by Fart ButtmanIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18/10/2025First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months 342413402
Reposted by Fart Buttmanmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/10/2025good morning yogurt dogs 939315
Reposted by Fart ButtmanReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better” Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!” Doctor: 671896
Reposted by Fart ButtmanTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2025experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette” 82815
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Man, I bet it’s weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy? 010
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2025So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me 000
Reposted by Fart ButtmanJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I’m mad. Please put it in the newspaper (@gqmagazine.bsky.social) that I’m mad. Go Sox! www.gq.com/story/yankee... 1633625
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how I’m gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo 001
Reposted by Fart ButtmanSusan (George) Schorn @susanschorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney 552134756
Reposted by Fart ButtmanJason @envinyon.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches 57147704897
Reposted by Fart Buttmanjean @jeanniebabies.bsky.social · 11/07/2025God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more 212324467
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 20/09/2025The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get @seejanemarie.bsky.social Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin) 141
Fart Buttman @rvictoria.bsky.social · 19/09/2025One thing about me is that I thought I was getting a UTI but I was just so gassy that having a HUGE fart walk got rid of the bladder twinge. I do not know how my body works 000
Reposted by Fart Buttman🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16/09/2025so how surprised would everyone be if i told you the man who designed this bathroom FOR THE LADIES ended up buying a cybertruck 2419716
![A flier taped to a streetlight pole that reads:
“I also have access to a printer,
And I say
Upzoning is cool and good and it is my friend
Let ‘em build some housing! What're you worried about, people with jobs and homes using the Red Line?
Atraid of density? then why did you move to the big city my good friend [emoji making a ‘this guy’s nuts!’ gesture]
‘But I wanna drive my car!’
The bus is better because you can read a book on the bus
Dear ‘Save Edgewater’: If I ever see you again claming that increasing supply increases prices I will spank your bottom and enroll you in an econ class at Loyola
Say YES to proposed Upzoning in Edgewater
Email: Leni@the48thward.org Call: (773) 784-5277](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7txt37jgs7stbnaqdfpfavf3/bafkreiezdkvktjscf3qg4q5dylaficp762suvldaswmtmrhlt2xy7catmu)
