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ENTP. Portlander. Figuring the rest out.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can’t afford gas, I can’t get a mortgage , and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now they’re demolishing the Kennedy Center.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this dog is rad as hell
A dog looking through the viewfinder of a video camera
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 13/09/2026
It's a basic thing that no one even bothers to talk about anymore. But he's simply never understood what trade deficits are. Never. When you are getting net investment into your country, you have a trade deficit. But that's good! Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you're wondering why they don't go to court with their high paid lawyers for an easy win, it's because this allows Google to bribe Trump. All the big players are way over their skis on AI investment and are sure they will need a bailout at some point. It's 2009 but for tech instead of housing
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/09/2026
Billionaires don’t want to pay 2% more in taxes, so they have the media companies they own working overtime to keep us fighting with each other over nonsense.
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Missing somebody
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Alf Reacts at the Table, Fifidonia
ALT: Alf Reacts at the Table, Fifidonia
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It seems that news of Dolly Parton’s death has resulted in a flood of joyous stories and clips and photos of her. For a brief moment, she has managed to erase the toxicity of social media. A parting gift, if ever there was one.
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Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
Alt: Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Brian O @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
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BornToBark @borntobark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s never met a tin-pot dictator he didn’t admire. Competent and professional leaders make him feel inferior.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They lost a war, but boy can they put on a car race.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The President has decided that in order to make ground beef cheaper, he will cut tariffs on ground beef. And I'm wondering if he could generalize from this one product to other products, and perhaps concede that tariffs raise prices on American consumers.
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Russ @russ-flight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He’s been the pitch perfect abusive/bad boyfriend to the American public for coming on 12 years.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Live shot from the Strait of Hormuz, where things are totally under our control.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m starting to realize that all of the annoying pundits just suffer from oppositional defiant disorder increasing your kids’ risk of melanoma to own the libs
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Everyone is way too into sunscreen especially for kids.
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We should do a whole episode on sunscreen trutherism.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
honestly, the fact that we have made it through the atomic age *without* another use of nuclear weapons since 1945 is a miracle we don't fully appreciate
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/07/2026
It's over for my many haters
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/07/2026
JUSTICE FOR TACO BELL
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My painting TOWERING STORM
An acrylic painting of a giant towering rain cloud over a small building on the open plains.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If Other Jobs Were Like US Senator www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
It's time for your scheduled open-heart surgery. Unfortunately, no one has seen or heard from the surgeon in weeks, since the Incident. The nurse says that she spoke with him at length on a wide variety of important subjects and that he had never been more eloquent. "Will he be along shortly?" you ask.
"I hired him to perform a specific job, and I would like him to do that." The nurse is appalled by this disrespect for the doctors privacy. You lie there for several weeks, your chest flaps held open by clamps.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
PERSONAL PAN PIZZAS
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Since Dems took over the PA State House with a 102-101 majority in 2023 we have had 17 special elections for vacant seats. Our nomination process is simple: the local Democratic committees meet and recommend; state party executive committee ratifies their choice. And we have not lost one seat.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Listen man, we should start assuming he’s dead or in a coma til anyone says otherwise. If this was like Chuck Schumer Fox News would be live outside the hospital
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this has the feel of one of those ancient Greek stories designed to warn about hubris
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Debating whether to wear American Flag Blue or COMPLETE AND TOTAL SURRENDER white for the upcoming 4th parties (where I assure you, I am a hoot.)
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Uh yeah no shit
Screencap from food website. TEXT AT TOP: WE THINK YOU’LL LOVE

Text below: chicken enchiladas

Pic of enchiladas in between
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I specifically requested no more metaphors
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
democrats talking about toxic masculinity is particularly pertinent
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026
this is my kind of company motto right here
18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
DO YOU SING?
Trump yelling at kid mowing lawn meme
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 25/05/2026
There’s actually one simple solution to combating the converging loneliness epidemic and the rising cost of everything: a carne asada with the homies
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Generally speaking, I think it takes a special kind of gall to assume that what a desperate world needs is your particular spin on giving up." organizingmythoughts.org/declining-in...
“We need more people highlighting solutions, practicing care, bracing for impacts together, and naming the openings we might push through—which is why the public broadcast of doom and despair deserves scrutiny right now. Pessimism is not foresight, and despair is not a synonym for political clarity. Not because people are obligated to be cheerful, but because resignation, transmitted as a factual conclusion, becomes an invitation to surrender.” - Kelly Hayes
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Distracted boyfriend meme 

AMERICA'S LOUDEST AND SHITTIEST RICH DULLARDS
MISINTERPRETING GREEK MYTHOLOGY
MISINTERPRETING NORSE MYTHOLOGY
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Dumb-Dumbs & Dice @dumbdumbdice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No-Sleep Jazz Time! 🎵 Ep. 2.05 | Agents of the Inquisition #warhammer40k #ttrpg #comedypodcast #agentsoftheinquisition
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Nick Turse @nickturse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 03/05/2026
Who called them tariffs instead of “Trumped upcharges”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if i were a shareholder of an american automaker id want to know why my ceos were so stupid and shortsighted that they not only didnt see this coming but actively fought it
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