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Em Byrne

@runnerlady.bsky.social
333 followers 173 following 228 posts

Runner, comedy fan, raving lunatic

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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 8h
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did we ever figure out these guys’ motivation for being assholes? Or why they were just hanging out in armor there on Asshole Island? (I’m sure we did, Professor Graduate S. Chool, but you don’t actually have to tell me.)
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Bob Collins @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't care how much you love your job. You'll never regret retiring. You are not your job.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stop even doing news on Trump. There’s only 2 news stories I want to see about him and neither of those things have happened yet. Everything else is redundant.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2026
Pritzker: "He is suffering from dementia. I think we can all see that."
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great time at @cbbworld.bsky.social last night! Met some freaks from the discord and my wish came true when I finally got to see Lisa Gilroy and Vic Michaelis in person. My partner and I laughed and laughed. and I clapped at all the inside jokes. 😃 Third time live!!!
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump’s rampage about renaming anything vaguely ethnic as “America” is just a ploy to hide the fact that he is a known p3d0phil3.
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Becky. @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dave looked up from his phone and said to me "Trump dyed his hair. Did you see that?" And for the splitest of split seconds, I thought he was telling me much better news.
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Edward Marrs @edwardmarrs7.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Communists and socialists gave you the weekend off from work.
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I honestly can’t believe how cute cats are.
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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was...
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slow down on the road you idiots
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
The weather is never going back to normal.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Medicare for All is the guarantee of healthcare from cradle to grave—without premiums, copays, or deductibles. That’s it. Pass it.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mitch McConnell can get 75 days off as a US Senator, but women can’t get maternity leave. Welcome to America.
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Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
horrifying story. Reggie Watts is a psychopath www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Reggie Watts Is a Prominent Ketamine Advocate. Was It His Ex's 'Undoing'?
Comedian and musican Reggie Watts is a prominent ketamine advocate. Was it his ex-girlfriend's "undoing"?
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Becky. @editrixbecks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Took my dress off and a peanut fell out.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
crazy to know a large portion of this country voted for a child molester who hides out in food trucks
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anybody out there that wants Gavin Newsome to run for president tell me specifically the policies he promotes that you like and tell me how he's not just a "pick me" flip-flopping politician who looks the right way in the most disingenuous way possible. I call em like I see em
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Phil Weiser @philweiser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We have a serious shortage of firefighters in Colorado. That's an important part of our call to service for young people and the creation of ColoradoCorps. Learn more here--https://philforcolorado.com/coloradocorps-investing-in-our-state-our-kids-and-our-future. www.axios.com/local/denver...
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Colorado faces 2,100-firefighter shortage as wildfire threat grows
The state's deepening drought is colliding with underfunded fire departments.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When it comes to your children’s health, listen to doctors. Not a president who once told Americans to inject bleach. The American Academy of Pediatrics’ immunization recommendations have not changed.
Children’s immunization schedule
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Donald Trump is a widdle tiny weak man who hides and cowers in the face of danger. Hides in bunkers. Hides in food trucks. Just such an absolute wimp
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Leah Stokes @leahstokes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed, Lawrence and McKinney all won progressive campaigns in Michigan last night by talking about climate and clean energy like it was a kitchen-table issue — because skyrocketing energy bills and endless wildfire smoke matter to people.
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Joe Darkmoon @skulduggery-joe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think people who find out truly horrible shit about a politician but doesn't tell anyone so they can hold out for a book deal are shitty humans.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The proposition that the president of the United States is an adjudicated rapist isn't an argument. It is a fact.
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m really only on here for @cbbworld.bsky.social and CBB adjacent content. The tour has been great for that. The country-going-to-hell, cats, and music content are just filler for the good stuff.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 31/07/2026
Analysis: President Trump is more unpopular than he has ever been, according to a series of polls of American voters ahead of the midterms. Driving the low numbers are the state of the economy and Trump’s handling of the war in Iran, the polls found.
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Analysis | Trump’s poll numbers just took another turn for the worse
The president of the United States is more unpopular than he has ever been, according to a series of polls of American voters ahead of the 2026 midterms.
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Gavin @primarycinema.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seeing @cbbworld.bsky.social in Dublin for the third time tonite
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Wayne Denno @dennowayne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My 43 years experience in education affirms this is largely true: “Homeschooling is trickle-down stupidity.” - Jennifer Welch
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I bought it before it was cool.
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Em Byrne @runnerlady.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@girlwithatail.bsky.social hey so I ’ve been talking about “salve” with my partner and realized “salve” rhymes with “halve” and made up a rhyme: “I’m going to halve this salve so you can have half.” Just thought you’d like to know that’s what’s going on in my life.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 20/07/2026
The FDA does not yet have a single positive product test result for Cyclospora as the outbreak continues to grow.
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FDA Tests That Found Cyclospora In Taco Bell Supplier’s Lettuce Were A ‘False Positive’
The FDA does not yet have a single positive product test result for Cyclospora as the outbreak continues to grow.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
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Jan @butwhosjan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
morning! happy 10th anniversary of pokémon go to the polls
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
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BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Congressman Jonathan L. Jackson (D-IL 01) @jonathanjackson.house.gov · 14/07/2026
Joan Sebastian Guerrero was gunned down in front of his 3-year-old daughter. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo lay bleeding in the street, crying out for help. These are not isolated tragedies. They are the human cost of a system built on fear. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/u...
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Maine ICE Shooting: What We Know About the Death of Joan Sebastian Guerrero (Gift Article)
A federal immigration agent shot and killed a man in a car on Monday morning in Biddeford, Maine. It was the second fatal encounter in a week involving an agent and a person in a vehicle.
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
All children deserve to eat for free at school. ALL OF THEM. I don’t care if their parent is a millionaire. Free lunch.
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nixon resigned 15 months after the Knicks won the championship 53 years ago so tick tock MF’er
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Anti Neoliberalism @antineoliberalism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#DataCenters You know what to do.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 23/06/2026
A covid vaccine study that the CDC halted over methodological concerns was published in a leading medical journal. It found that the vaccine reduced the risk of emergency room visits and hospitalizations among healthy adults by about half last winter.
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CDC’s chief blocked a covid vaccine study. Now it’s in a top medical journal.
The study found that the vaccine reduced the risk of emergency department visits and hospitalizations among healthy adults by about half last winter.
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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This can’t be right. I was told that we’re now respected throughout the world. www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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USA flag booed before World Cup 2026 opening game in Mexico City
There was a shift in the party atmosphere in Mexico City when the United States flag was paraded onto the pitch
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