Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine 17057155
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that’s the owner of the comedy club Stand Up NY with the genocidaire Itamar Ben-Gvir 1101
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in his podcast today Chris D'Elia says his manager prematurely committed him to the TPUSA event, whines about the backlash, says he'd do anything for a paycheck, even the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and complains about comics "who were head of the MeToo movement" but did the Riyadh Comedy Festival 050
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stavros Halkias consistently frames left-wing antiracist efforts -- cancel culture, implicitly -- as targeting people for dumb shit they said when they were young and didn't know better. it is a pretty convenient and disingenuous position, imo 100
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026comedy’s most principled anti-genocide activist: “states should not intervene in other states’ genocides” 010
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026here is Theo Von asking a Catholic bishop, "The Israel that we see that gets talked about in the Bible, is it the same as the government of Israel that's running the country that's there now?" 130
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Carlos Mencia, charged with felony tax evasion, tells the San Antonio Current he never evaded his taxes, and once he files the taxes he never filed, he'll be done evading his taxes www.sacurrent.com/news/comedia... 141
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026west indian day parade, as represented by the mister softee app 0365
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026btw here's how much season 3 of TIRES cost, per the PA film tax credit program 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026here's secret lib Shane Gillis on Abdul El-Sayed: "This is gonna be the gayest revolution in the history of all revolutions… I didn't know anything about him and then I saw that video and I was like, fuck that guy." 360
Reposted by Seth SimonsEv from Felt Lips @borissentme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Archive link for anyone hitting the paywall. TW: drugs, suicide, abuse, sexual assault archive.ph/FN8J9 0135
Reposted by Seth Simonssmokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 20/08/2026this is just such a sad and haunting story and then theres the part where he snoops through his dead ex's texts and emails to make a goofy little tiktok about her suicide and i started seeing red and uh, fuck reggie watts 4267
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026horrifying story. Reggie Watts is a psychopath www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...rollingstone.comReggie Watts Is a Prominent Ketamine Advocate. Was It His Ex's 'Undoing'?Comedian and musican Reggie Watts is a prominent ketamine advocate. Was it his ex-girlfriend's "undoing"? 320539
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026today in the Humorism newsletter: some exclusive Lorne Michaels content www.humorism.xyz/some-exclusi...humorism.xyzSome Exclusive Lorne Michaels ContentCourtesy of the Obama Presidential Library. 310
Reposted by Seth SimonsAndy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gillis is baffling. He has an appreciation for history and a mind for comedy. But his genuine embrace of the right being clumsily framed as an act of spite is cowardly. He brays about being politically atheist, but it’s so disingenuous. Shane’s an asshole troll who knows better but doesn’t care. 0111
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sign up for the Humorism newsletter. it's free! www.humorism.xyz#/portal/signuphumorism.xyzHumorismA newsletter about the art and business of comedy. 011
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026check out this week's episode of the Humorism Evening Podcast, which is about a certain NYC comedy club owner who owes more than $1 million in taxes www.humorism.xyz/humorism-eve...humorism.xyzHumorism Evening Podcast No. 012You're gonna want to listen to this one. 000
Reposted by Seth Simonsmichael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nailed it. Manages a persona well, and I guess he can write a bit. Both can be true but, personally and professionally, his life is “trigger>escape via plausible deniability” while regularly being triggered into little boy rants himself (which he tries laughing off after because he’s a chickenshit) 151
Reposted by Seth SimonsShaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026far too many people trying to hand it to this massive piece of shit on here today 222563
Reposted by Seth SimonsNato Green @natogreen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thanks to @sasimons.bsky.social for writing such a lovely review of my new standup special. The audio version is out tomorrow. Please preorder @bandcamp.com . www.humorism.xyz/what-im-watc...humorism.xyzWhat I’m Watching & Reading: August 8, 2026Ft. Nato Green, Mosab Abu Toha, Anthony Jeselnik, and more. 0122
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026today in the Humorism newsletter, I wrote 83 true things about Shane Gillis: www.humorism.xyz/83-true-thin...humorism.xyz83 True Things About Tires Star Shane GillisGuy who's definitely not a MAGA diehard. 64810
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026here’s how much Nate Bargatze’s show at WV’s Charleston Coliseum made in 2022. find more records like this at comedyfees.com 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026in today's episode of the Humorism Evening Podcast I talk about Tim Dillon's apparently genuine belief that global elites want to sacrifice the earth to demons so they can live forever among the stars: www.humorism.xyz/humorism-eve...humorism.xyzHumorism Evening Podcast No. 011The episode you've all been waiting for. 010
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026on the Humorism newsletter, I wrote about a comedy special I enjoyed: www.humorism.xyz/i-loved-the-...humorism.xyzI Loved the New Mary Beth Barone SpecialIt's cathartic to hear something actually brave in a field of cowards who think they’re defying the status quo by attacking trans people and the victims of sexual assault. 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm running a subscription drive to raise funds for a reporting trip to the Lorne Michaels archives in Austin. check out the new perks I'm offering paid subscribers here: www.humorism.xyz/email/9b0b83...humorism.xyzI’m going to dig through Lorne Michaels’ archivesAnd I need your help. 140
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026here's how much the University of Rhode Island paid Stephen Colbert for a live conversation in 2021. find more comedy contracts and payment records like this at comedyfees.com 020
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026here's how much Dave Chappelle's show at WV's Charleston Coliseum made back in 2023. find more comedy contracts and payment records like this at comedyfees.com 030
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026some classic white nationalism from Netflix comedian Tim Dillon today: "The third world is invading the first world… The cultural norms are completely different in those countries. Cleanliness standards are different. The way people behave in public is different." 120
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026enjoyed this answer from Anthony Jeselnik in his new book club Q+A, about whether he thinks about how his art will age 010
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Beth Stelling says Comedy Works in Denver bumped her weekend of shows to make room for Andrew Schulz. the Brea Improv recently did the same to Melissa Villaseñor bethstelling.substack.com/p/i-got-bump... 000
Reposted by Seth SimonsThe A.V. Club @avclub.com · 29/07/2026The Comedy Fee Tracker reveals the pay disparity between headliners and openers and how much a successful comedian makes an hour at publicly funded venues.avclub.comGreat Job, Internet!: Comedy Fee Tracker reveals the price of an hour of stand-upGreat Job, Internet!: Comedy Fee Tracker reveals the price of an hour of stand-up 0143
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026thank you @avclub.com for covering the Comedy Fee Tracker 🙏 www.avclub.com/comedy-fee-t...avclub.comGreat Job, Internet!: Comedy Fee Tracker reveals the price of an hour of stand-upGreat Job, Internet!: Comedy Fee Tracker reveals the price of an hour of stand-up 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 28/07/2026over on the Humorism newsletter, I built a searchable database of comedy fees and payment records. check it out: www.humorism.xyz/fee-tracker/humorism.xyzComedy Fee TrackerThe world's first searchable public database of documented comedy fees. 184
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the Obama Presidential Library finally fulfilled my 2022 FOIA request for emails with Lorne Michaels’ assistants over the years. Here’s the one where he has his assistant tell the White House what name to put on his Presidential Medal of Freedom 020
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026today in the Humorism newsletter: part two of my interview with Simple Town www.humorism.xyz/simple-town-...humorism.xyzSimple Town Talks Comedy, Friendship, and the Ghost of HollywoodPart two of my conversation with the Brooklyn sketch group. 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026it pays to be Theo Von: his show at the University of Illinois State Farm Center on November 15, 2024 netted $377, 046 130
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026in the Humorism newsletter today, I've got a conversation with one of my favorite comedy groups, Simple Town. check it out: www.humorism.xyz/simple-towns...humorism.xyzSimple Town's Big BreakA conversation with the Felipe Di Poi, Ian Faria, Sam Lanier, Will Niedmann, and Caro Yost of the Brooklyn sketch group. 010
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 14/07/2026this guy was just announced as a headliner at the New York Comedy Festival, sponsored by The Onion 150
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026here’s a poem I wrote when John McCain died rattle.com/poem-for-joh... 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026that's right: it's episode seven of the Humorism Evening Podcast. www.humorism.xyz/humorism-eve...humorism.xyzHumorism Evening Podcast No. 007Hot off the presses. 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026the comedian and white nationalist Dave Smith, in his podcast about the "devastating" birthright citizenship decision: "Somebody opposing America not being a majority white country doesn't make them a Nazi." 020
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 02/07/2026here it is: episode six of the Humorism Evening Podcast www.humorism.xyz/humorism-eve...humorism.xyzHumorism Evening Podcast No. 006Presented for your enjoyment and edification. 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026today in the Humorism newsletter we've got a great interview with the author Courtney Bush: www.humorism.xyz/what-makes-w...humorism.xyzWhat Makes Writer & Filmmaker Courtney Bush Laugh"I think jokes and poems have a lot in common. Mainly, like, you can't really say what they are." 000
Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026the GOP saw Theo Von getting a little too anti-Israel and sent one of their most racist senators to dog-walk him 110
