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Ruffian Price

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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 30/09/2026
the humble emptyquote:
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 27/09/2026
Should it be forbidden to sell a soundtrack without a copy of the game? Is a Goober Hoodie featuring a beloved supporting character invalid without a copy of the game? Look closer: they're not actually calling it a collector's edition. That it's all overpriced plastic crap is another matter
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 02/09/2026
The bigger problem is "reasonable consumers" not understanding they don't own the *physical* games they buy.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 29/07/2026
I swear people are coordinating calling others Luddites at this point, setting the scene so their hidden partner can step in and do the explanatory speech.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hey guys I don't read this genre but I'm here to revolutionise it. I haven't read a single book that's done this.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 12/07/2026
brother I persist because of the horrors
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 07/06/2026
TADC edit of the "Nothing in life matters.../Nothing in life matters!" image that resurged around EEAAO's release. Your screen reader got the left side text, the rest follows the template. Spoilers for The Last Act, I guess.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 29/05/2026
The supposed featured performers of the Great American State Fair, replaced with the faux names of the legacy Teen Roast edit.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/05/2026
Man the slop phrases in Forza Horizon 6 are taking the wind out of my sails. The script is the most important part of any game, even in this genre; if you didn't care about your work, why should I?
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 26/04/2026
The Barkmarket LARDROOM comic, panels 2 and 3, with the space in question replaced with BALLROOM, resulting in the following exchange:
"Mommy, where will I go when I die?"
"Ballroom"
"Mommy!"
"Ballroom"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
back in the day a show called pontius pilate would have that mf washing his hands every time he arrested a scumbag, now you get a whole series about how he got the washbasin
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 16/03/2026
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 20/01/2026
You're not in trouble. Being in trouble is a fake idea. Being in trouble was made up by Big Trouble to sell little china.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Early Dilbert comics were funny but also harmful to society because they turned us against the noble cubicle. Cubicles were civilization’s apex - a cloth box for everyone, millennia of progress ending in a private paradise cube - but Dilbert made them uncool and we’ve paid the price ever since
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 02/01/2026
kinder surprise being illegal is like the one protection US citizens still have from corporations trying to kill them. the EU should copy this law
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 30/10/2025
going "waow that is so Sapphic" every time you see two women of different height might be the yuri corollary to the blowjob brothers
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 26/10/2025
Scratch a Tardigrade, and a Bubble bursts.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 23/09/2025
The text is taken from the OD game announcement and has redacted parts after "the", "horror", "cursed" and "again". Two of them feature paint effects that were warped to look like smiles, with the Flowey eyes from the Your Best Nightmare scene added to one and the FRIEND eyes from DR Ch 1 added to the other, making the context "ten years since the [Flowey] horror" and "the cursed [FRIEND]"
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 14/09/2025
Evergreen
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 28/08/2025
when the WE'RE SO BACK / IT'S ALL OVER LFO moves into the audible range
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
every day i look for the answer to the age-old question "what if i just stared off into space for 6-12 hours instead of doing anything at all?" no closer to the truth despite years of research...
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 12/08/2025
every book with fucking in it is a monsterfucker book because humans are the real monsters
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When I tell a learner to put away a tool and reject their arguments for why it's necessary it isn't because they're too stupid. It's because tools of convenience are inherently less powerful and flexible than their own minds and inhibit their ability to reach the point where they can achieve that.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/07/2025
having to think of stuff for interns to do is twenty times harder than just doing the tasks you assign to them. can't you just sit there and play on your ipad
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Eric @dreadfulposts.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
That the Dem equivalent of Q just pretends to be a rank-and-file employee of the Park Service is actually a great bit. Can't sum up the liberal and conservative fantasies of power any better than that.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/06/2025
And is the media illiterate crowd that cannot engage with anything but the base layer with us in the room right now?
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 13/06/2025
right about now, the snart helg brother
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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I used to buy fresh raspberries and then put off eating them because "just eating them wasn't special enough" (what???) but then they would go moldy and I couldn't enjoy them at all!! So now I eat the raspberries! Light the fancy expensive candle! Stick the stickers you're hoarding! USE THE STUFF
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 15/05/2025
*Guilty Gear announcer voice* Victory Royale! Number, one. Get DOWN!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
people always come groveling into the conversation with their "i only use it for" because they want to use it but they also want to be told they are good and special and their reasons are pure so it doesn't count. yall can miss me with that shit
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 23/03/2025
"We have SETI at home" SETI at home:
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 23/03/2025
Never even seen the guy be anything but OOC. Thought the "swift" was just, like, an adjective, that they were reporting on security in a timely fashion.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 13/03/2025
Should a they/them paparazzo be referred to as "paparazzi"?
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
There aren't cathedrals everywhere.
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
when gamer Scheherazade appeared in this comic I damn near lost my mind
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Andy @concordski-andy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Fire fighters destroy property to save lives, cops destroy lives to save property.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Anytime I hear "we disagree on a lot but he's a phenomenal writer" the writing is garbage. Every time. It's always "he," too.
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John C Ryan @johncryan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mainstream media: "why is there so much empathy for the CEO shooter? White dude." They aren't missing the point, they are purposely distracting from the point.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
and honestly once you get them mad about broadband policy and consumer protection, the more angry they get about the dire stuff, like climate change and foreign policy. like now that you know these assholes hate isp privacy and love expensive smartphones suddenly the big stuff feels real.
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#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse.bsky.social · 22/05/2017
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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xarph @xar.ph · 15/09/2024
The most important need for societal collaboration is reversing climate change. The second most important is getting weird al an EGOT
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 06/09/2024
The degree to which every failure mode of online discourse was 100% present on BBSs in the ‘80s is one of my obsessions. “Guy who doesn’t accept that words have generally accepted meanings”? Oh yeah, had him. “Unstoppable sea lion” you bet etc etc. self-similarity of the troll function
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
There are people working jobs like this all over the country, giving themselves worry ulcers, eating lunch at their desks because they haven't got time to go out -- gotta send 5 emails before the weekend.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 21/07/2024
There’s nothing like walking into Mario's Westside Market, grabbing an iced Zero Malarkey, chopping it up with members of the Congressional Black Caucus + appreciating the Rep who’s blasting “Only The Young” through her phone speaker. In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.
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Chris “Chance!” Brown @chancesecond.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
Don’t UWU fingertip “I don’t know if I’m good enough to charge 5 whole dollars for a sketch” because people come to you for what you do, they’ve seen what you do.
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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
"Every discord has that one asshole", no, you're just cowards who won't ban someone for being a dick. Grow up!!!
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
it's actually kind of normal for a 5 year old to be able to read a children's book, maybe logged-out youtube wasn't the pre-k substitute you thought it was
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Lindley is open for tech editing gigs @lindley.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
It feels like we live in a time where pretty much all the software we interact with reached its peak at some point in the past and nothing is being improved, and we're all just hoping not to lose the things we now depend on and have given up hope on anything being improved.
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