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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 08/10/2026
The ads for Paramount+ I've seen were just "subscribe for Tom Cruise, we got Tom Cruise" and they have Tom Cruise as a category. It's like marketing people are aware of some silent majority type demographic for whom the guy *is* Hollywood.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 30/09/2026
the humble emptyquote:
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 27/09/2026
Should it be forbidden to sell a soundtrack without a copy of the game? Is a Goober Hoodie featuring a beloved supporting character invalid without a copy of the game? Look closer: they're not actually calling it a collector's edition. That it's all overpriced plastic crap is another matter
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 20/09/2026
Shit! The ad was meant to convey intuition as an essential virtue of the Converse customer and the trials the sneakers would help them overcome. Back to the drawing board
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 18/09/2026
it's singleplayer, they're talking about joysticks and the like
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 10/09/2026
It is moderately funny we get this response to a dumbshit summarization feature that doesn't create accessible recordings and not the voice memos app the watch had from the start
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 02/09/2026
The bigger problem is "reasonable consumers" not understanding they don't own the *physical* games they buy.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 01/09/2026
I'm forever mad the spectrum effect in AE doesn't apply tilt EQ by default. It's the *correct* frequency distribution but it doesn't feel right
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 22/08/2026
The performance starts with one glass half full, the other half empty, and continues until they swap places.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 06/08/2026
waah waah how dare they run software that works, with nary a squircle in sight
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 05/08/2026
Sending out "👀" the nanosecond I see them typing on Slack
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 02/08/2026
I don't need to care if the legal fiction I spun up to hoover investor money has a green arrow next to it as long as my New Zealand bunker is secure
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 29/07/2026
I swear people are coordinating calling others Luddites at this point, setting the scene so their hidden partner can step in and do the explanatory speech.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hey guys I don't read this genre but I'm here to revolutionise it. I haven't read a single book that's done this.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 12/07/2026
brother I persist because of the horrors
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 05/07/2026
It was always funny being expected to get good at math and forget rhetoric for a future job in... coding, the thing that has you form logical arguments in a conlang so that a machine will do math for you
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 16/06/2026
keep circulating the tapes
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 07/06/2026
TADC edit of the "Nothing in life matters.../Nothing in life matters!" image that resurged around EEAAO's release. Your screen reader got the left side text, the rest follows the template. Spoilers for The Last Act, I guess.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 29/05/2026
The supposed featured performers of the Great American State Fair, replaced with the faux names of the legacy Teen Roast edit.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/05/2026
I should be having a blast wrecking foam onigiri, instead I'm imagining those poor VAs having to enthusiastically read out "No wrong turns, no panic—just expert-level navigation" while a cackling Satya Nadella walls them up in the booth
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/05/2026
Man the slop phrases in Forza Horizon 6 are taking the wind out of my sails. The script is the most important part of any game, even in this genre; if you didn't care about your work, why should I?
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/05/2026
LG OLEDs used to have a secret panel saving feature that would turn down the light even more if the peak brightness wasn't high enough for longer. You had to void your warranty to turn it off and it wasn't well-known until that one GoT episode made people lose their minds. Gaslit by your TV
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 14/05/2026
Yep, these don't really differ in mechanics except that the first room you have to clear is an outdoor set. Unfortunately this also means you can't filter for them when booking.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 26/04/2026
The Barkmarket LARDROOM comic, panels 2 and 3, with the space in question replaced with BALLROOM, resulting in the following exchange:
"Mommy, where will I go when I die?"
"Ballroom"
"Mommy!"
"Ballroom"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
back in the day a show called pontius pilate would have that mf washing his hands every time he arrested a scumbag, now you get a whole series about how he got the washbasin
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 05/04/2026
No longer true in the sequel. Their best scientists reverse engineered Sam's bodily functions and you now carry grenades filled with *synthetic* piss and shit.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 21/03/2026
I think loudly bemoaning that your habits changing were in fact an outside force restricting your choices is a necessary performance folks have to put on for themselves to stay sane
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 16/03/2026
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 10/03/2026
fuck I thought they were doing a bit
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 14/02/2026
I got that robust healthy soul in me
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 23/01/2026
Breaks my mind that this is what "a few bad apples" was originally about
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 20/01/2026
You're not in trouble. Being in trouble is a fake idea. Being in trouble was made up by Big Trouble to sell little china.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Early Dilbert comics were funny but also harmful to society because they turned us against the noble cubicle. Cubicles were civilization’s apex - a cloth box for everyone, millennia of progress ending in a private paradise cube - but Dilbert made them uncool and we’ve paid the price ever since
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 13/01/2026
You're absolutely right—you do not understand. Sumerizing that post is no problem! 𒀭 𒐏𒋰𒁀𒎏𒀀𒉌𒂄𒄀𒍑𒆗𒂵 𒈗 𒋀𒀊𒆠𒈠𒈗𒆠𒂗𒄀fursona𒆠𒌵𒆤𒂍𒀀𒉌
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 03/01/2026
Why does the corner store guy leave?
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 02/01/2026
kinder surprise being illegal is like the one protection US citizens still have from corporations trying to kill them. the EU should copy this law
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 22/12/2025
They also just released the Fire World expansion together with the third film
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 20/12/2025
Actually a remake of The Anus Horror
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 06/12/2025
fonts and faces, it's the gpt-image-1 signature style.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 03/11/2025
"I do have a year left to live."
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 30/10/2025
going "waow that is so Sapphic" every time you see two women of different height might be the yuri corollary to the blowjob brothers
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 26/10/2025
Scratch a Tardigrade, and a Bubble bursts.
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 18/10/2025
The "I love doing acid and roofing" Roofing University guy post, acid replaced with horses
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 23/09/2025
The text is taken from the OD game announcement and has redacted parts after "the", "horror", "cursed" and "again". Two of them feature paint effects that were warped to look like smiles, with the Flowey eyes from the Your Best Nightmare scene added to one and the FRIEND eyes from DR Ch 1 added to the other, making the context "ten years since the [Flowey] horror" and "the cursed [FRIEND]"
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 17/09/2025
There are bridges everywhere for those with the eyes to see 😌
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 14/09/2025
Evergreen
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 08/09/2025
the bow is ideology
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 28/08/2025
Jingo
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Ruffian Price @ruffian.price.audio · 28/08/2025
when the WE'RE SO BACK / IT'S ALL OVER LFO moves into the audible range
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
every day i look for the answer to the age-old question "what if i just stared off into space for 6-12 hours instead of doing anything at all?" no closer to the truth despite years of research...
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