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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At @davemercer.bsky.social's for my niece's birthday, realised the playlist from the wedding is being played and it's the portion I curated, very happy with my choices.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no jfc not that one
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
'I'm struggling to understand what Ferrari have done here.' - well of course.
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abbi @abbis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No you DON'T bloody recognise it, you can't even conceptualise it, clearly: recognition would involve the absolute opposite of the action taken by this government, bloody hell. Livid.
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Marty Hades 🔥💀 @smartypantsmarty.com · 15/08/2026
Add your name to this from @goodlawproject.org demanding a public inquiry into press standards. goodlawproject.org/petition/jas...
goodlawproject.org
Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," he said. ................ I have so much to say about this, and so little of it is repeatable on the internet.
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abbi @abbis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Has any part of the He-Man universe explained the origin of Castle Grayskull, the most confusing good-guy home of all time, esp considering the structural nature of the bad guy?
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can't believe they didn't put me, who's watched none of the world cup, in charge of organising this.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tonight I have been organising a holiday with someone I met on Livejournal. My life is full of friends I met there.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/06/2026
A three panel meme of Fred Armisen in Parks & Rec as Raul.

Showing support for Palestine? Straight to jail.

Protesting about climate change? Jail.

Inciting racist riots? Believe it or not, straight to Radio 4 Today programme.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Big blankie time
A tabby cat is wrapped in a red duvet with white circles, only his head is visible
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 01/06/2026
Depends. For a xenomorph, probably something really f***ing mellow, you know? Something which is almost a lullaby with a baseline. And then I would quietly leave while the jazz bro chin scratchers argued about whether it was authentic and if anyone got eaten it would be them.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have signed the "Not in our name" letter. I stand, with nearly 105,000 cis women, with our trans siblings. Please join me. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
notinourname.org.uk
Women in support of the trans+ community - Not in our name
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Scott forever www.youtube.com/watch?v=9elw...
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Frightened Rabbit // Old Old Fashioned
YouTube video by pelmetnites
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
Title: Artemis 2

Panel 1: 
Moon "Hi guys!"
Artemis 2"Hello Moon!"

Panel 2:
Moon "You're not landing"

Panel 3:
Artemis 2 "Just orbiting this time."
Moon "Oh."

Panel 4:
Artemis 2, leaving "But we'll be back soon."

Panel 5:
Moon thinking...

Panel 6:
Moon, sadly "That's what they said in 1972."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
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Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.
Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Oh Ferrari this is early for a why on earth is this you've made time.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Working out there's a Scotland/France game on today from the context clues of kilts and berets.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Love that the time I met Grant was by the Cider Bus at @endoftheroadfestival.com. He was the best, especially considering I could barely speak as I was so excited to meet him.
bbc.co.uk
Grant Hutchison: From Frightened Rabbit to selling cider
Grant Hutchison - who formed Frightened Rabbit with brother Scott - has left the world of music behind.
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HipPriest @davemercer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"Investors in the property sector claim that, if ground rents are capped, landlords will no longer be able to fund essential repairs and some firms will go bust." - Fuck the fuck off
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party, a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their elected official. #ukpol
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dear Cineworld, I really don't want to see a trailer for the Melania documentary. Urgh.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I did not expect the Christmas fun fair to be blasting out Blue Monday on the pa.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I think this many days, but especially today
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Simon Brew @simonbrew.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Aardman saying it will "embrace AI" is the saddest film news I've seen in a very, very long time. And that's saying something.
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It feels like a huge social problem that the guy who made it a huge social, healthcare and military thing named if after THE BAD SPHERES THAT CORRUPT YOU like this was OUT LOUD
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abbi @abbis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The best "small world" fact ever: the man my parents bought this house from in the '70s moved to the Isle of Man - to live next door to @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I was thinking about this when I went to the Resistance photography exhibition the other week. Don't tell me that people are too old to understand things; I refuse to believe that all the people in those photographs protesting for rights can't understand the needs of others.
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Prudence and the Crow @prudenceandthecrow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The PatC Yuletide Bundle 2025 is here! Just £6 inc UK P&P: a vintage paperback in the genre of your choice, wrapped seasonally with a library card and a sweet or a tea - a perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa, or little winter treat for yourself 💙📚 shop.prudenceandthecrow.com/products/the...
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The Yuletide Bundle! Available until 1st December
December gifting sorted! A vintage book, beautifully wrapped with a handwritten seasonal greetings card containing your gift message, a library card AND candy*. What more could you ask for? All this f...
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Whenever I listen to some Futur Primatif I always marvel at how he isn't a massive star, he's just pure magic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Qc...
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Futur Primitif - Kissinger's Lips (Garden Stage, End of the Road 2014)
YouTube video by apusskidu
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 16/11/2025
Mary Belewsky, Cap d’Antibes, Henri Lartigue, May 1941.
close up of a woman holding a cat, they are dappled with sunlight
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This is the logical consequence of Labour’s appeasement of the far right - this is an arms race Labour should never seek to win
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Does Elon just not realise how much so many of us have thought about LotR over the years? We are not going to fall for a bad take.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The new energy think on Duolingo really is shit (unless you're an advertiser on there).
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Really enjoyed Frankenstein. Can also recommend getting to see it with a crowd of people who worked on it, people clapping and cheering specific names in the credits was great (I was in a group with the woman who did the monster's contacts and I must say the contacts are excellent).
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Such excitement seeing Bill from @allodarlin.bsky.social was wearing a Martha shirt I own, if only I'd also work it tonight!
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
What on earth is BakeOff doing with this showstopper. Why does the pastry have to be a foot high.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
We did not make it. There's five of us trying to get to Scotland, a woman at the station said she'd all her manager go see if they'd put us in a taxi and now seems to have disappeared.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Update, train unexpectedly terminated in Shrewsbury. Been put in a taxi to Preston to try and make a 8.41 train. We don't know if we're going to make it.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
In the middle of such train madness that I honestly think I'll be lucky to get home today.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Introducing the niece to Lord of the Rings, 3 weeks old is the perfect age, right? @davemercer.bsky.social
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I really wish we'd kept records and had the data on how many times we'd had to say 'Fuck off Paul' in the over a decade we've done co-ordinated Bake Off viewing.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Excellent Monday night gig that finishes at 10 and is at a venue about 3 minutes walk from the station? The gig gods are with me tonight.
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Kell @rubbishgroupie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yesterday when it started being reported that this was going to be the press conference I messaged @abbis.bsky.social saying that it was another thing to guilt pregnant people over and the idea was clearly that they should just live with pain, and lo and behold.
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