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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 3h
Thrilled by the degree to which Lanterns stuck the landing. Though, had it all been gibberish, I might not have cared. The real fun of the show was watching Kyle Chandler, Aaron Pierre and Kelly MacDonald bounce off each other for a few hours.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw the official car of trunk or treat season
Wide body Dodge Hellcat painted orange with black roof and trim. On the side is the Reese's logo in yellow along with the number 11 and the word "Jailbreak"
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 03/10/2026
lol look at the 4th post from Two Wheels Good. We’ve got an Ocean down! Or up, I guess!
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a meme - looks like a public service announcement about the safety features and hazards on a plane or train. “How to avoid sexual assault
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*
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DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS.
USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM.
If you might sexually assault someone, bring a friend to stop you.
IF SOMEONE IS DRUNK, HIGH, OR ASLEEP, DON'T RAPE THEM.
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CARRY A WHISTLE.
If you might sexually assault someone, blow it until someone stops you.
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WATCH WHAT YOU WEAR.
If someone's clothes are a problem for you, try wearing a blindfold.
WHEN YOU SEE
SOMEONE WALKING ALONE, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
DON'T FEEL
ENTITLED TO SEX.
Nobody owes you sex.
Flirting isn't consent.
IF YOU'RE ALONE WITH SOMEONE, DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.
THE ONLY PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT IS THE PERSON WHO COMMITS IT.”
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always fun to remember this was the first movie I decided to watch while recovering from getting hit by a pickup truck. I DIDN'T KNOW.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trejo and Keitel are 82 and 87 respectively. I think there are sadder third options as well.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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aaaahh!lec @lowmess.com · 03/10/2026
inventing a guy that's a Carolinian Reunification Activist. "Asheville isn't in North Carolina, it's in the North OF Carolina." things of that nature. he has no opinion on the Dakotas
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might have just had the best sandwich of my life at Boro6 in Hastings-on-Hudson
Cross section of a lomo con queso sandwich served on a plank, showing off the layers of fresh bread, arugula, roasted pork loin, manchego cheese and romesco sauceLOMO CON QUESO 22
A POPULAR SANDWICH SERVED IN BARS
THROUGHOUT SPAIN MADE OF ROASTED PORK LOIN, MANCHEGO, ROMESCO SAUCE*, ARUGULA AND RED ONION *CONTAINS ALMONDS AND BREAD
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suns fans I hope you're ready for 82 fucking games of this
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
theguardian.com
‘Shane was rascality personified’: the Pogues on their late frontman, anti-Irish prejudice and the feud over Fairytale of New York
The Celtic punk band’s co-founders Spider Stacy and James Fearnley take your questions about Shane MacGowan, ruffling the feathers of trad musicians and putting Laurence Fox in his place
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They did this with Josh Jacobs - no wait - "the Green Bay Packers nonexistent running game" in Week 2 as well. Amazon + NFL have a gnarly thing going on
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's funny the number of people who would rather jump off a moving train than sit next to a stranger on the Metro North
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roi merde
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/09/2026
something really special at IHTOV today. author and U2 biographer @bradleymorgan.bsky.social has compiled U2's top 50 songs. it's extensive, and detailed and a great read. calling all U2 fans and fans of good writing ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/like-...
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Like a Song I Have to Sing: 50 Years of U2 in 50 Songs and One Fan’s Musical Journey
For five decades, U2 has endured not just as a rock and roll band, but as a singular force that has shaped and defined popular culture through their unique and evolving styles, creating a musical blue...
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't understand why I can find only one post on this website about OutKast teasing a new album in 3 days???
Screenshot from OutKast's  X (sorry) account. There is a photo of a Waffle House sign  and a marquee underneath that reads "Gator Belts and Patty Melts". The caption reads "10/2/2026 🧇👽"
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’m just pointing out that the X-Man, Xavier McDaniel, never played for the Hawks and I think, Senator, you might be thinking of Plastic Man, Stacey Augmon.”
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stayed up too late watching the last 4 episodes of Hacks. What a show. Going to miss Deborah, Ava and the gang.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new favorite baker just dropped (I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off)
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hugo Weaving on Slow Horses is a clutch aging gracefully role. I feel like he went from 45 to 65 overnight.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This always should have been the definition imo
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Green Bay fans giving Heaven's Gate cult vibes rn
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wtf was that
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's very funny to hear the Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit talk about how unusual it is that the Packers can't run the ball with no mention of why that is the case.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
ME: (crawling out of the sea) Oh thank god! There’s been a terrible shipwreck! Please, I need water GUY ON SHORE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK: Not so fast, bitch. This is Puzzle Island
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are going to self-drive themselves into the tops of so many low bridges
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I am going to buy a whole ass console for GTA VI, which one should I get?
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is so stupid. You should bring 2.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's right
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 03/06/2026
Losing it at the “don’t pirate lesbian movies” PSA on this old screener DVD of the Elizabeth Bishop biopic
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sure, sex is great but have you ever showered after camping?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026
my reflexes are cat-like, I push things off tables for no discernible reason
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shocking many, Skeet Ulrich has been named the most influential person on Bluesky
Skeet ulrich, wearing a hat and blasting a cig
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyway, please read my book! I didn’t mean to pontificate toward that purpose but it does indeed offer an immense amount of intervention on this front!
harpercollins.com
A Second Sight
"I have been waiting for a book like this, and I’m so glad it's here." — Clint Smith, author of How the Word is Passed Since the nation’s foun...
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I learned this week that the New York Times was founded 175 years ago. There is a useful set of pieces floating around on this for journalism history buffs. But what struck me is that means the Times was founded 25 years *after* the black press which will celebrate its 200th birthday in a few months
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
these quotes are the DEFENDANTS, describing THEIR OWN CONDUCT as “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions” and the “largest theft of labor in human history” as well as describing their products as “largely substitutive, period” and “will get more and more substitutive as they get better.”
This case is about, as Microsoft’s Director of Applied Science put it, “an astonishing theft
of unprecedented proportions”; SF1437, perhaps the “largest theft of labor in human history.”
SF1652. Defendants repeatedly copied millions of Plaintiffs’ copyrighted articles in their entirety
without permission to produce substitutive commercial AI products. OpenAI’s Head of ChatGPT
wrote that “[p]ublishers” face an “existential threat” from those products, SF1466, which, he said,
“are largely substitutive, period” and “will get more and more substitutive as they get better.”
SF1473-74. Such admissions eviscerate Defendants’ “fair use” defense because substitution is
“copyright’s bête noire.” Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts, Inc. v. Goldsmith, 598 U.S.
508, 528 (2023). For Defendants to prevail on this defense “would,” the same Microsoft executive
recognized, arguably “make a complete mockery of the idea of ‘fair use.’” SF1450.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lololololol OpenAI is about to get fucking WASHED storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
Exhibit Public Redacted Memorandum of Law – #1977, Att. #1 in In Re: OpenAI, Inc. Copyright Infringement Litigation (S.D.N.Y., 1:25-md-03143) – CourtListener.com
LETTER addressed to Judge Sidney H. Stein from Davida Brook dated September 17, 2026 re: Public, Redacted Version of News' Plaintiffs' Memorandum of Law. Document filed by Daily News LP, The Center fo...
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Viva la revolución, sensei! ✊
Screen shot of the Apple Music app showing the cover of THE HEIST by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hot dog guy dot gif is a cheap gag reply, but Google, Facebook, and Craigslist gobbling up all the ad revenue has been far more harmful to journalism than anything Sulzberger has done
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you're in line to quit the ed sheeran tour, stay in line!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 15/09/2026
One of the great injustices of our time is that Zach Snyder is a conscientious and considerate co-worker and employer, who has suffered immense personal tragedy, and despite that he is also an absolute dogshit filmmaker
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do not have any strong Emmy opinions besides the fact that every episode of The Pitt is a genuine miracle of production expertise and I'm glad it is recognized as such.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mack-LA-more and Willem DAY-foe is too much in one day.
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Staying out of beefs that are none of my beefness
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Royal Tenenbaum @royaltenenbaum69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How much of the industry saying "AI is a doomsday device and we need to be regulated and slow down" is a cover for data center rejection and the reality that AI adoption is going to be much slower than their trillion dollar forecasts?
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