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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have used the greek alphabet way more often than the average non-greek person, due to math, and yet it took me 37 years to realize omega and omicron are just greek for "O big" and "O small"
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Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the golden rule of cartooning is that if you have two people, or perhaps creatures, standing next to each other, then one of them must be able to explain exactly whatever the fuck it is that heathcliff's up to
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Whose woods these are I think I know. He's Mario's evil cousin though.
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
met a german at the international meetup who somehow spoke english with a perfect mississippi accent
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
having an incredibly specific flashback to high school when we visited an elementary school for a day and one of the kids said he had something to show me on the class computer and it was a GIS for "mortally wounded penguins"
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
in robocop the ed-209 is a piece of garbage that doesn't follow prompts properly and kills people and it does not matter because it's still profitable and the "ai" that does work is just a dude who they don't have to pay a full wage
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've been getting these tumblr ads for a few years now and I went on the guy's website and afaict he's claiming that ancient rome was invented by the catholic church to sell more church
How Accurate Is History?
Sponsored

What if a crucial 1000-year chapter of civilization never happened?
Discover why history's timeline is questioned.

[A photo of a series of books called "History: Fiction or Science?", ordered in reverse.]
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"If you're in trouble give him some urine trouble" Juicy Karkass, "Punch em in the dick"
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watched the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie for the first time in a long while. So happy for the hairdresser for being allowed to implement every single one of their intrusive thoughts
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf 28m
No! No!!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My mom agreeing Sam Neill was very hot
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's uncanny
The jurisprudence fetishist
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
why does the german wikipedia page for Jeans have a "sexual aspects" section
Two Wikipedia subheaders 

The first is "Wirtschaftlicher Aspekte," with the text "Das weltweite Marktvolumen für Jeans-Stoffe wurde für das Jahr 2022 auf 27,1 Milliarden US-Dollar geschätzt.[26]"

The second is "Sexuelle Aspekte," followed by a photo of many pairs of jeans being air-dried on a wooden fence, with the caption "Jeans beim Lufttrocknen," and a photo of a row of mannequins wearing jeans, pictured from the waist down, with the caption "Schaufensterpuppen in Jeans"
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watched Season 1 of Capitani, started Season 2, got halfway through the first episode then turned it off when they showed Capitani doing a google search for "black magic rituals"
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
all of your save files 😈😈😈
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lia @esper.wife.city · 18/06/2026
A YouTube comment on the music video for “Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus.
Using Google Translate on the Japanese comment, it reads “ I don't understand English, and I'm sick in the hospital, but then I came across this video and watched it over and over again, which made me feel even worse.”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Two tamagotchi screens with the captions/expressions of "I like toxins" and "my dream is eat dirt"
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 04/03/2026
"ALL DAY" bonequest.com/9848
spigot: HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SIT ON THE TOILET ALL DAY
pants: I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT
pants: ... [[FIELD]]
pants: ... [[PASTORAL]]
pants: ... [[ISLAND]]
pants: ... [[ROOM]]
pants: IT WOULD WARM UP EVENTUALLY
spigot: RIGHT
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
this guy took eight years to rip off the mensa test from achewood
achewood, by Chris Onstad

Ray: Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here! 

[[ The letter ]] Hello, Ray Smuckles! It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of geniuses! To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and prepare for another *incredible* year as *yourself*! Sincerely, 

[[The test]] Eight letters have been dropped on the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? RUTABAGA 

[[The form]] Know: $65 (do not guess) Your Answer: THANKS! (a blank, filled in by Ray) Don't know: $75 

[[A check from Ray to Mensa for $75, signed -=RAY=- ]] 

[[Ray seals the envelope and puts it in the mailbox.]]
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My favorite thing about this is that O, Y, and E all appear in the greek alphabet and D and S decidedly do not (it's a fan poster fwiw)
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews
REAL reviews of red onion with titles and body text. They say, 

1. Ascend:
The red onion is the only onion for me, strong and vivacious it turns the beat around!

2. Onions should be good & they were.
What you would hope for in an onion. 🙄

3. Freah.
Good quality.

4. GOOD.
GOOD.

5. Onion.
Love onion.
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thursday @phillydrummer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this one is from tv too small
r/TVTooSmall
u/TheCyberSpaghetti • 135d • i.redd.it
enjoying oppenheimer on netflix the way christopher nolan intended.
-it’s a super small tv mounted very high up on the wall. i mean it might be a computer monitor it’s not a standard tv size. also, there’s nothing else on the wall except the tv power cord hanging straight down plugged into a normal bottom of the wall outlet location. bad vibes. tv box in bottom left
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
german bar trivia tonight only reinforced the notion that my true calling is identifying cartoon animals in pictures
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
his taskmaster one shot is an all-timer: youtu.be/f26ROu92wzU?...
youtu.be
Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2022 | Full Episode | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
yeah sure why not
Star Trek: The Original Series Title Screen

"Italians of the Future"Star Trek: The Next Generation title screen

"Q Unleashes 30,000 Rats"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title screen

"The Miles O'Brien Penis Teleportation Incident"Star Trek: Voyager title screen

"Fuck it. Threshold 2"
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 19/05/2026
Skeet by @jtp.bsky.social:
"half of all tech news lately is some variation of 'the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer'"
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just Above My Head My Brilliant Friend Beloved
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 15/05/2026
rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.
outside of a restaurant, named Spaghetti House. there are two small table and chair sets on the pavement.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Artbook preview: "Dorohedoro Illustrations: Mud and Sludge" by Q-Hayashida (english edition) Pre-orders >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love it when JRPGs do this
Three eggs with legs: the first, a normal white egg, is under text that says (first 20 minutes of gameplay). It's titled "Egglet", and has 2 strength and 4 defense.

The second egg, which is made of magma, is under text that says (40 hours in). It's titled "Vulcan Yolk", and has 365 strength and 700 defense.

The final egg is under text which says (120 hour+ postgame dungeon). It is a jewel-studded glowing blue egg, and is titled "Fabergé Genocide Embryo". It has 1600 strength and 4000 defense.
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just bought Sisters in Yellow. Can't wait to see what kind of ultimately unhealthy and self-sabotaging friendship Kawakami's come up with this time
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
my timeline every damn baseball game
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter is so cool because it’s three of the main characters looking on eBay for a PlayStation 1 game off screen while the fourth develops a Martial Art centered entirely around being history’s greatest hater.
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
jumpscare! at the idyllic german castle
mannequin lady holding a knife
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
joe scrabshack would be a beautiful name for a goblin
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Yung Washcloth
@DatAinoDamPuppy

Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/03/2026
great bit
Rotating Sandwiches
New comment awaiting approval!
souvlaki lover just commented on lamb-souvlaki.
souvlaki my beloved...
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
obsessed with the lore implications of this Dorohedoro panel
A panel from Dorohedoro, picturing Hole, a grimy fantasy dystopia, which has a Tower Records and an advertisement for Slipknot's 2003 Japan tour.
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I always tell people in germany that I'm from the niagara falls area because that's easier than explaining that rochester ny isn't nyc but today this backfired when i met someone from the actual niagara falls area
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Aanand @aanand.style · 14/03/2026
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
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@uwukko
isn't it crazy how arm is british
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Warning: profanity A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear.
Page 6 of the Super Mario Compact Disco 1993 Japanese booklet contains a very small photo of singer Reiko Chiba wearing a T-shirt with "Macintosh" replaced by "[profane term starting with f]intosh".
Source: "Critical Kate” Willært, bsky.app/profile/katewillaert.bsky.social/post/3k3pjtc7g6d2p, Discord user "marklincadet"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i’ve come to believe that we will never solve the literacy crisis by talking about reading as “watering the garden of your mind” or whatever. books are, and have always been, the favored medium of God’s purest freaks and degenerates. Reading isn’t a salad. If you’re doing it right, it’s a vice.
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Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
found some americam #cuisine at the grocery store
A bag of "hot dog snack"
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