Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think that and Zac pouring protein powder into Vic's mouth and then going straight for the jugular are my two favorite bits in all of VIP and they're like 3 minutes apart in the same episode 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have used the greek alphabet way more often than the average non-greek person, due to math, and yet it took me 37 years to realize omega and omicron are just greek for "O big" and "O small" 001
Reposted by Chris KMichael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops 19514
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i even played up my rochester accent for this and it still couldn't get it 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 27/08/2026that being said, if you're one of the people who played it for the first time on a psp in 2010 i can kinda get it 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i liked it a lot but i think a good part of that was that i played it before i played mgsv 110
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I once saw my college roommate literally get dragged out of a CAKE show by security so i can believe it 020
Reposted by Chris KBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445821721
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 09/08/2026the golden rule of cartooning is that if you have two people, or perhaps creatures, standing next to each other, then one of them must be able to explain exactly whatever the fuck it is that heathcliff's up to 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 09/08/2026that's where the dramatis personae is supposed to go. gotta have somewhere to flip to when I don't remember which of the eight royal princes sired Bastarde Tom 000
Reposted by Chris KMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Whose woods these are I think I know. He's Mario's evil cousin though. 428476
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/08/2026met a german at the international meetup who somehow spoke english with a perfect mississippi accent 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 01/08/2026standing in front of the very specific akira reference hell yeah 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 30/07/2026having an incredibly specific flashback to high school when we visited an elementary school for a day and one of the kids said he had something to show me on the class computer and it was a GIS for "mortally wounded penguins" 040
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 25/07/2026blair witch style found footage story. this guy disappeared in a mall maintenance corridor and three months later we found a polaroid of his hog three states away. yea we know it's the same guy 010
Reposted by Chris KTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/07/2026in robocop the ed-209 is a piece of garbage that doesn't follow prompts properly and kills people and it does not matter because it's still profitable and the "ai" that does work is just a dude who they don't have to pay a full wage 117851
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i don't. why does she look like she's wearing two different wigs 110
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I've been getting these tumblr ads for a few years now and I went on the guy's website and afaict he's claiming that ancient rome was invented by the catholic church to sell more church 120
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 22/07/2026one of them was the culprit and the others need to figure out who it was in order to clear their names 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"If you're in trouble give him some urine trouble" Juicy Karkass, "Punch em in the dick" 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hell yeah I found a Rarity-84 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 887 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 4 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/V3W438playoutlier.comOUTLIER · Daily Global Word Game Scored on RarityThe daily global word game where rare words win. Same grid worldwide. Can you find what everyone else misses? 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026DENNIS HOPPER AS BOWSER: See you later, alligator! MIKE MYERS' COUSIN MARVIN MYERS: Hey Mike, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Myers. In case you forgot my last name. Which is also your last name. Anyway, you know that new villainous intonation you're looking for? 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There are like 15 different cast and crew members who each delivered their magnum opus in this film and it is imperative that none of them ever meet 120
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watched the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie for the first time in a long while. So happy for the hairdresser for being allowed to implement every single one of their intrusive thoughts 1105
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 18/07/2026yeah but now we need to get someone to knight stevie wonder, and so on, and so on 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 12/07/2026why does the german wikipedia page for Jeans have a "sexual aspects" section 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 12/07/2026We're in the post-dark tower era. There are probably like 8 different stephen kings walking around in their separate little universes and writing tommyknockers and so forth 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i enjoyed it when i played it but it is one of those games where at the end i was like "this could have been really good if only the setting, plot, and combat were better" 010
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Watched Season 1 of Capitani, started Season 2, got halfway through the first episode then turned it off when they showed Capitani doing a google search for "black magic rituals" 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/06/2026this guy took eight years to rip off the mensa test from achewood 000
Chris K @rotatingcube.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My favorite thing about this is that O, Y, and E all appear in the greek alphabet and D and S decidedly do not (it's a fan poster fwiw) 000
Reposted by Chris Kghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations 153892769
Reposted by Chris KBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2026🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews 33844161
Reposted by Chris Kthursday @phillydrummer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this one is from tv too small 48815
![How Accurate Is History?
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[A photo of a series of books called "History: Fiction or Science?", ordered in reverse.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ddo6elbuywr24wfmm2so23b/bafkreia74pmtqedzxxobeuu4z6fcrcotbpb7lvcqpge5e6qnntc2agfu5u)
![Two Wikipedia subheaders
The first is "Wirtschaftlicher Aspekte," with the text "Das weltweite Marktvolumen für Jeans-Stoffe wurde für das Jahr 2022 auf 27,1 Milliarden US-Dollar geschätzt.[26]"
The second is "Sexuelle Aspekte," followed by a photo of many pairs of jeans being air-dried on a wooden fence, with the caption "Jeans beim Lufttrocknen," and a photo of a row of mannequins wearing jeans, pictured from the waist down, with the caption "Schaufensterpuppen in Jeans"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ddo6elbuywr24wfmm2so23b/bafkreieqsy6p3fgnk6yoc2ffz527l6nje7qiivdamm77zzu4injw76ada4)
![achewood, by Chris Onstad
Ray: Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here!
[[ The letter ]] Hello, Ray Smuckles! It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of geniuses! To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and prepare for another *incredible* year as *yourself*! Sincerely,
[[The test]] Eight letters have been dropped on the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? RUTABAGA
[[The form]] Know: $65 (do not guess) Your Answer: THANKS! (a blank, filled in by Ray) Don't know: $75
[[A check from Ray to Mensa for $75, signed -=RAY=- ]]
[[Ray seals the envelope and puts it in the mailbox.]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ddo6elbuywr24wfmm2so23b/bafkreihr35yfsnqpahlfcanatnsy3q3q2gk6itbasgktngawaak5gvi4gi)
![spigot: HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SIT ON THE TOILET ALL DAY
pants: I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT
pants: ... [[FIELD]]
pants: ... [[PASTORAL]]
pants: ... [[ISLAND]]
pants: ... [[ROOM]]
pants: IT WOULD WARM UP EVENTUALLY
spigot: RIGHT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sljbbyjg5lwnfhnn4qk6pbed/bafkreiecp3lptjyzpsxcc5aquu2g4rki76r4sfnsjsa7he3lmhw7mr7ldu)
