Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The proverb "never corner a rat" is about not doing something mean to a little guy who didn't do anything wrong and just wants your pizza crust after you throw it out 0160
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Me, didn't read the book: Most say it's about a girl, but in my opinion the focus is really on the dragon tattoo. 0303
Reposted by Ron IverJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time” 0273
Reposted by Ron IverJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better 125950
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I know a pizza place where they cut the slices into shapes that sunder the mind into madness, does anyone want to go after work thurs 0343
Reposted by Ron IverBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info 26890091449
Reposted by Ron IverCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026incredible to get this glimpse of the kinda shit we could be about on today of all days 01207
Reposted by Ron Iver👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 07/04/2026just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him 19257616268
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Let's hear the president out and see what he has to say -CFO of defense contractor who developed The Bridge Destroyer 4000 0282
Reposted by Ron IverSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Titanic was a pretty successful film but with a few alterations I believe it could have been even bigger. Here are the eight changes I would make: 189213
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Me, had a medium-successful Neopets shop when I was 12: As a small business owner, 1151
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Damn I really needed $25 for advertising Galaxy Lights today 1230
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Is anyone else still chasing their childhood dreams? Like is it too late for me to play for the 1998 Chicago Bulls 0190
Reposted by Ron IverMiriam Posner @miriamposner.com · 29/05/2025This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue. 191304434
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher 2778
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though" 0421
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse 61082
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke 4665
Reposted by Ron Iverslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball 281290105
Reposted by Ron Iveronion person @junlper.beer · 10/03/2025putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like it’s the superbowl 241744103
Reposted by Ron IverTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/03/2025the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain 81111462240
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas. 18823
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 10/02/2025[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team] Me: I would have caught that 0332
Reposted by Ron IverBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office 10848311172
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email" 0503
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure" 315527
Reposted by Ron Iverjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 19/01/2025president trump please save digg dot com 214313
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now 0541
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 10/01/2025They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli 7782
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 10/01/2025On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage. 0513
Reposted by Ron IverBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Putting “guy who asked Adam Driver’s character the question in the middle of a Megalopolis screening” on my resume because nobody can fact check it 0234
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024When I was 10 the Flintstones vitamin was basically the Limitless pill 721814
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Her: his insta explore is probably all girls in bikinis My insta explore: 2800
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Sometimes twitter being overrun by weirdo chumps is actually very funny 0410
Reposted by Ron Iversky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I love remembering that I wrote a draft in the middle of the night 2197592
Reposted by Ron IverJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 13/12/2024No I wont get up to pee, I’m too cozy. I’ll just lay here awake and think about how badly I have to pee 1016917
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"Joking about people you don't like being killed isn't funny. Real humor is voiceover videos of babies, car insurance commercials, and when people *I* don't like are killed" 0252
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jailer: You're gotta rot in here Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot? 2604
Reposted by Ron IverJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024mugger: gimme all your cash me: lmao my WHAT? 33964137
Reposted by Ron IverJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 11/12/2024They should keep making bigger bad guys for Reacher to face. Make him fight the Statue of Liberty 01082
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 10/12/2024It's hard to explain but when you're a millennial and you hear Phoenix you heal 10 hp 01127
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 09/12/2024My body is a temple but one of those fucked up ones where you sacrifice like half a block of cheddar and then the gods get mad that you did that 2467
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Me and two other dudes at Whole Foods picking up oranges and inspecting them and putting them back over and over, with the shared knowledge that none of us know what we're doing 1520
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Mainstream media has no idea what they're talking about. First off, milk comes from cows not birds. Even if cows *could* get the flu, they wouldn't be able to get a vaccine for it since cows aren't allowed in CVS. 3560
Reposted by Ron Ivernicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 03/12/2024made a pack of some of the funniest sharks in the sky 💖🦈 go.bsky.app/HQZTBxx 4012633
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 05/12/2024He died doing the thing he loved the most- getting shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack 0542
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"You can't even say Merry Christmas anymore" actually you can! But I will find you. 719420
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Unfortunately part of Bluesky being the New Twitter means that you all have to see my Spotify Wrapped 2200
