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Gabriel

@rocheez.bsky.social
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usuário de planilhas recreativas

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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
legal que aparentemente minha rua foi a única a ficar sem luz por causa da ventania
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lolll
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
tenho preconceito com quem grava vídeo com microfone de lapela e segura ele na mão perto da cara ao invés de prender NA PORRA DA LAPELA
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Really, we're the country best-suited to lead in the future. We have experience with building seawalls AND experience crashing the global economy! Plus some deeply uncomfortable internalized racism! It's gonna be the Dutch Century baby"
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Matt Siegel @mattsiegel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
between Lynn Conway and Sophie Wilson, essentially all electronic devices now in existence were made possible by trans women
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Uma fanart do Timmy Turner de Os Padrinhos Mágicos ajoelhado na cama e rezando dizendo: "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
my9games.com/s/6c8716e399...
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
science priests laid hands on every xbox
science priest lays hands on xbox
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Jean-Marc Liotier @liotier.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision.
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 20/02/2026
Maybe what the world needs is a new Sony portable console.
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fiona apple fazendo obra no canil dos cachorros @ptrckpva.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ai socorro eles recriando o meme
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
every new tech has a hype cycle but only very rarely does it live up to the full promise of the hype. in fact it has only happened 7 times: agriculture, electricity, indoor plumbing, the printing press, the steam engine, penicillin, and air fryers. admittedly the last one had us all caught off guard
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
[0001902] water laced with water
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Garota de hambúrguer comendo anime @perobense.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"Ator baiano ganha prêmio internacional por interpretar pernambucano e é punido com cidadania paulista"
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HEALTH @health.band · 28/12/2025
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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mari @m4rina.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
cena do jogo arkham origins em que coringa aponta uma arma para a cara do batman, que está de lado. abaixo foi editado um balão de fala que dá a entender que o coringa está falando o que foi postado abaixo
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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Haniel @haniyell.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
foto da Cuca do seriado live action mexendo um caldeirão com a legenda: Cuca exercendo sua religião Wicca, minutos antes de Narizinho e Pedrinho, crianças padrões de classe média, invadirem sua propriedade privada e praticarem intolerância religiosa
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Ghost Squadron Leader @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Maldito seja o momento que transformou Inteligência Artificial em um termo abrangente e genérico para toda tecnologia que usa de estratégias para serem mais humanizadas. Agora LLM é IA. Machine Learning é IA. Macro é IA. Chatbot é IA. Algortimo é IA. Sistema simple de If-Then é IA. Torradeira é IA.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 15/10/2025
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI. Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 08/10/2025
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford
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bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
dont read the ai overview to me u lil shrimp
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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Bárbara Helena @silvoca.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Broke: Usar o Tinder Woke: Usar o LinkedIn Bespoke:
Aba de pull requests da página do GitHub do kernel de Linux, com vários requests tipo "I am not very creative but i am single!!", "puppygilr looking for a dom gf, doesn't seem included in kernel", "Transgender lesbians please dm me".
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
THE MEME IS REAL
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Arthur Tayt-Sohn @arthurtaytsohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Deus escreve certo por linhas torrent
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Três esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam três pessoas dentro de uma casa

"THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"
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domi @domi.zip · 25/09/2025
I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
2 skeletons, on left with veins, arteries, lymph nodes as they are in the body; on right with them being represented as straight cables like in the arranged neatly next to each other like in a server room
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Tim Krief @timkrief.com · 16/09/2025
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ministra bruna cyclistinha das relações perineais e adjacências @brunacicly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Compartilhando esse aqui sem abrir
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
se tivesse um chimpanzé fumando cigarro no fundo essa seria a imagem mais foda já fotografada
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Gabriel @rocheez.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
nenhuma dessas palavras está na bíblia
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 11/07/2025
babe, please stay out of my samurai space
youtube thumbnail with a samurai sitting in lotus position with the title "Samurai Meditation and Relaxation Music # 25" by channel "Emotional Music"
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
no meu governo, quem for pego dirigindo uma caminhonete enorme no meio da cidade sozinho sem nenhuma causa provável (carregando ferramentas, material de serviço, etc) terá sua CNH revogada e seu veículo tomado. você não precisa dessa amarok, rogério, vai dar atenção pra sua esposa e pros seus filhos
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sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 06/09/2025
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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