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Tommy Steele: "There are five stages: Who's Tommy Steele? Get me Tommy Steele! Get me a young Tommy Steele. Get me a Tommy Steele type. Who's Tommy Steele?"

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I enjoy wiping my brain clean with Diablo.

"TackyAds! Spend £10, make it look like eleven!"

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I cannot hear the books in any other voices than Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.

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Peripherals not included.

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Can you add fangs 'n' shit?

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I think it was the "sort of" that made me think it was ok. Plus if Madeline is still posting, at least 50% of the house would not yet be on fire.

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I would still love to see an adaptation of this with Matt Berry as Satan.

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I tried and failed to get a physical copy of Marie Corelli's "The Sorrows of Satan" - possibly the first paperback bestseller.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 12h

We have a Samsung 40" from the year 2000. Then when I got my mother's telly (also a Samsung), I had to tell it 'NO' a million times when it wanted to connect to the internet. I think one is now stuck with buying a "SmartTV" and just telling it 'NO' to everything.

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Most TV is just this now.

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 7h

I just had to change the theme back. When life gives you lemons, push them back and hiss "I do not like lemons"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 8h

It's a clear example of horseshoe theory - they've gone so far right that they are now wrong.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 13h

"Mmmm. Bum and chips."

Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026

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Every AI CEO sounds like this.

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I only read it from Moore's point of view, alas. He puts it as "this snotty-nosed kid asked me for advice about comics and I haven't seen him since" I do think there have been things Morrison did just to get on Moore's tits :-)

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Once I read Alan Moore's claim that Grant copied him on everything, I looked back and , yeah, you could see it that way...

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The “Beats off” Chronicles day one hundred and forty-four: The number 144 is also known as a “gross”, so here’s a gross one.

Empire: Amazon orders another Reacher round at Prime
Video as Season 6 renewal confirmed.

And Empire, we know what you’re up to.

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What was the first thing for you?

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I typed "enshittification" and my browser wanted to change it to "Frenchification". Even my browser is bigoted :-(

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Gramsci at D4RKw0KE_$4$UkE69 @tontonpogo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let the enshittification begin!

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judge: what's your explanation for this massive oil spil? oil magnate: oil went rogue judge: what oil magnate: like (gesture) y'know. Rogue

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Before I read the "make you more influential at work" part, my knee-jerk reaction was "fuck off you twat"

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The first exam I failed (well, I got a D), I slowly realised I couldn't do the first three questions and a wave of heat coasted up my body, causing my brain swell up inside my skull and push against my eyeballs. Under different circumstances, that might have been considered 'a good trip'.

This is EXACTLY what happens to me occasionally. I'm lucky that I only get this, and not the migraine itself. Just have to stare into the middle distance for a bit.

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