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Aston Martin Lawrence

@astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social
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British sportscar with a flair for the dramatics

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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 8h
Spineless
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 10h
And my next song is called 'CNN is mean to me'
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 10h
Rapist in Chief
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 17h
MAGA is a mental illness
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💯🎯👇🏿
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are what you are
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He really does
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No lies detected
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sad violin noises*
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't threaten us with a good time!
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soon in a theatre near you
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing to see here, move along
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some will say it's AI
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Donnie the Delusional
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Logic
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body says what?
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi is like 'The f*cks wrong with these people?'
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯%Fact
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is empirically proven to be true
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's as simple as that, and it's just that simple.
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
War criminal's rhetoric
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤦🏽‍♂️
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
British PM being awkward next to an obnoxious bag of farts
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would be spectacular
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Utterly ridiculous
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Petty, pathetic narcissist
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's that simple
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FACTS ‼️💯
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All hail the Supreme Leader
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
State of shock
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sick, twisted narcissist
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/atru... Bozo the Clown fuming at CNN again
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Staggering hypocrisy
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accurate
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💯🎯👇🏽
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A liar never lies, a liar told me
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not One Single Lie
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
atlantablackstar.com/2026/09/16/t... Pathetic loser vs black power woman. Who would win...
atlantablackstar.com
‘Good for Her!’: Trump and Beatty Erupt Into Explosive Fight After He Starts Calling Her Names Over Kennedy Center — Then She Delivers a Brutal Blow
President Donald Trump apparently lost his cool after losing a major legal battle. Drama has ensued since the ego-driven president added his name to the
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That really hurt my feelings 😃
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This👇🏽
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
North Korea's Kim Don Dumb
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Volume to the max
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks familiar?
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
P.O.S.
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rules for thee but not for me
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎯
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kim Don Dumb
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's still hope for the US
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stable jeeenius
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No lies here
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