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Robert Ramsay

@robertramsay.org

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Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food. Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B08… Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 2h

The band "Steps"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026

The Parking Lot Is Full: Lying to Yourself

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026

And then there's this bra I found in Tesco's...

A bra like looks like a migraine

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026

You're just going to have to get more mouth tentacles!

Cthulhu looms large over the sea.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/09/2026

Six bolts of lightning in the sea: "Fuck these six eels in particular"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/09/2026

I don't see how this is news.

Headline from the Fairfield story: "Men 'panicked' when they saw woman"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/09/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 25/09/2026

Nancy and Sluggo
Sluggo: "They pay me in WOIMS"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 25/09/2026

Flanders and Swann - At the Drop of a Hat

Flanders and Swann: At the drop of a Hat
Album Cover

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 24/09/2026

oh all right then

Ripley the cat sits in the sink and thinks about biscuits

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 22/09/2026

Johnny Depp poster advertising Dior fragrance "Sauvage".
Someone has stuck an 'S' over the 'V' to make "Sausage"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 21/09/2026

Oregon trail screenshot: "Freelancer has died of exposure"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 18/09/2026

10 years ago: "Climate change is a hoax"
5 years ago: "Ok... climate change is real, but not caused by humans"
Now: "Ok, ok, climate change is read and it is caused by humans. But it's too late to stop it."

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 18/09/2026

See also:

Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today and forever

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 17/09/2026

What's even more fascinating is how everyone who could stop him just sits around nodding. There's no-one to even say "don't take the cork off the fork"

Steve Martin as "Ruprecht" in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels attempts to poke himself in the eye with a fork which has a safety cork on the end.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 15/09/2026

y tho meme

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 15/09/2026

"People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence." - Karl Lagerfeld

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 15/09/2026

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 14/09/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 14/09/2026

Werner: "Tass Kaff Tass Kaff Tass Kaff"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 11/09/2026

"Helping audiences win the future"

Old man turtle from Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches
"What does that mean?"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 10/09/2026

Oregon Trail screen: "Freelancer has died of exposure"

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 10/09/2026

My cat wishes to register a formal complaint.

Ripley the Cat

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 10/09/2026

What the fuck doth 'PC LOAD LETTER' MEAN?

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 04/09/2026

And the media...

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 04/09/2026

"Poetry for Neanderthals"
"A word game where u must speak good or get hit with stick"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 04/09/2026

I'll see you that title, and raise you...

Mike Hockney's classically named book "Black Holes Are Souls"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 04/09/2026

This is like character generation in Traveller.

"He was born and died at 3 of smallpox."

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 03/09/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 03/09/2026

THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS
"I think you should be more explicit here in step two"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 02/09/2026

"I invented a language with only one word - chicken"
"I should go down in history as the one who killed communication. But I won't - because the history books will be written in chicken"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 29/08/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

or they aren't looking up when they pass under rail bridges :-)

A pigeon nest under a railway bridge

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

sister of

Crockett and Tubbs of Miami Vice

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

Professor Stanley Unwin

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

how it feels to follow me

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 28/08/2026

A Dwarf warrior raises a tankard "I spent my reward on ale and whores"

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

Eric Morecambe enjoys a joke

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

You may need to deploy:

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

Shouldn't that be T E Lawrence?

Peter O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

"The pepperpot was later discovered to be inscribed 'A Present from Margate'"

X-Ray of a pepperpot up someone's arse.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 27/08/2026

I'm also keen on

Dior has been changed to "Diordrie Barlow" as the model looks a bit like her

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 26/08/2026

Show me your favourite horror movie with a GIF

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 26/08/2026

"I only know how to pay people to create new alloys"

Bob The Angry Flower: Atlas Shrugged 2

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 26/08/2026

"Let's just call this... coincidence."

Julian Karswell confronts Dana Andrews in the British Museum reading room. "Night of the Demon"

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 25/08/2026

The world to Andrew Tate:

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 24/08/2026

There was a similar strip in 'The Topper' called 'The Whizzers from Ozz' - space twins Krik and Krak come to Earth to visit their mate and get up to adventures.

The Whizzers from Ozz