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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 5h
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 11h
Ep 10 is up! Chapters 59-64. “Squid” to “Stubbs’ Supper.” exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 5h
What with all the tech bros there you’ll probably find more potat(micr)o chips than rice!
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 7h
❤️❤️You can be like “They said what?? I had no idea!” Start practicing false humility now.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 7h
❤️❤️❤️All I can see is where I put the possessive apostrophe in Stubb’s name.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10h
Why here’s a Bookshop.org link right here you can use: bookshop.org/p/books/a-he... ❤️‍🩹📚
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10h
Hell yes ❤️
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10h
Ooh big shoutout to brilliant author @matjohnson.bsky.social in this episode! @hesterblum.bsky.social
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 11h
Just cannot thank everyone reading & listening along enough. We had so much fun making this & the idea that *anyone* is involving us in their discovery and appreciation of Melville… pretty wonderful! 🐳📖❤️
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 11h
Ep 10 is up! Chapters 59-64. “Squid” to “Stubbs’ Supper.” exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13h
Lived around the corner when when they put that up! Gorgeous.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15h
Not a joke: I asked my publisher if I could call my first book Rob Delaney and the Sorcerer’s Stone and she told me to fuck off.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve eaten there twice before. Would crawl over broken glass to eat there if necessary (prob won’t be)
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/10/2026
To state school alumni starting university, I say this: be proud of your background | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
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To state school alumni starting university, I say this: be proud of your background | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
Accusations of classism chime with my experience 20 years ago. So all hail the Bristol graduate awarding state schools red plaques, says Guardian columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17h
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 22h
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DSA-LA @dsa.la · 05/10/2026
‼️ dsa.la/voterguide ‼️ The DSA-LA voter guide is here and it’s jam-packed with information, political analysis, and lowkey, quite a lot of fun little jokes. Head to dsa.la/voterguide or the link in bio AND SHARE WIDELY!!
orange to blue gradient background. a ballot box. black print and text that says DSA-LA General Election Voter Guide 2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Occasionally at a truck stop
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Close; those are the bedsheets I comforted her on. She’s putting them in the crematorium because they’re beyond saving.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
potting like prime Ronnie
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump might believe he’s going to overcome his historic unpopularity by sabotaging the midterms. On October 17, millions of Americans are taking to the streets again to make it clear that’s not happening. Please join us for the next No Kings Day.
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No Kings
For more than a year, millions of people have come together to send a clear message: in America, we have no kings. Power doesn't belong to billionaires, strongmen, or politicians who think they're abo...
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vile.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are correct!!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YES ME TOO!! That fucked me up! Save me Richard Pryor!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
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Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why people who live in suburbs shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Inner city folks & hermits only.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such a blast.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No! No no no. Unless… ?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah well. He did a good job too
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they can watch it twice. Killer editing; you’re out of a scene but still laughing at it while you’re well into the next one. Boyega ASTONISHING; what an artist. Jamie Foxx delicious. Teyonah Parris a revelation. Powerhouse trio romping through a brilliant film that should be seen by all.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw THEY CLONED TYRONE last night. Whatever won the Oscar for cinematography that yr should return the award. So fucking funny & LEGITIMATELY touching. Altman-style sound mixing; director Juel Taylor rightfully was like “There’s too many jokes for ppl to hear them all anyway; fuck it,
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They no longer make Hershey’s Bar None, which messed me up for a while. I ordered some knock-off ones from a “guy who had the recipe” a few yrs ago & they were genuinely pretty good. Otherwise I don’t eat much candy these days because I’m old & gain 20 lbs if I eat anything other than spinach
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All that said, your nudes are safe with me
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I *am* Samuel, whether you like it or not.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me too! I was just messing w my pal Brett. I am a) 1000s of miles away and b) not a ranger or photographer or clever/crafty
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can get you in
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ed Sheeran in an ice bath waiting for instructions from Robert Kraft
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