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@robbiefaulds.bsky.social
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FPL, SFF, Revolutionary Socialism, Ipswich Town FC, Indie Music, Rangers FC - not necessarily in that order! If I post an image the Alt Text is usually worth a read 🙃

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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 25/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TC Palmer fail and big red arrow 190-750k in gw4, but no need to panic. Lukić > Barnes means I leave the IB with 3FT/WC/FH so we'll see how my squad holds up this GW then decide how best to return to Tripswich 🙃 MGW captain cos I think he scores most points! Anything stand out as a fuck up?
Team in a 3-5-2 formation with no Haaland.  Cherki continues to stink out the midfield but survives another week, as does Lammens who at this stage is a piggybank on my bench who is out at the first chance which arises.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw this and it made me smile...
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ChewieFPL @chewiefpl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chelsea vs Hull - FPL match preview (THREAD) 📌 Chelsea’s system under Alonso 📌 Hull’s defensive tactics 📌 How Chelsea can exploit Hull’s weaknesses 📌 Cole Palmer: triple captain? 📌 Joao Pedro and Morgan Rogers #FPL #FPLCommunity
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An unconcerning red arrow 33k > 190k last week. Rolling the transfer and hitting the big TC. Not actually planning any more transfers until after IB as think my team holds up pretty well until then. Cue a mass outbreak of hamstring injuries 🙃
Team with TC on Palmer
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apologies for briefly being a fucking coward! Realised how unacceptable this was for a so-called Ipswich fan so have now replaced DCL with Lukić for his G/A/DC/BP's & clean sheet points in our forthcoming victory Keep on Tractoring 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Time to see how big a flash in the pan last week's 122 pointer with no chips was. Mboomo > Cherki who gets the armband. Tripswich benched but happy for them to all haul if we win! Currently 33k and fully expecting a big red this GW 🙃
FPL team with Tripswich benched which greeatly saddens me but if they all haul then I'll still be happy as chances are it means we're beaten Liverpool
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can't remember the last time all my attacking players got returns but certainly not complaining. Need something similar next week given my lack of Man City players 😬 💯 club with a couple of arsenal defenders still to come.
FPL seven attacking players all with returns.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Two goals, five assists, one defensive contribution and a handful of bonus points to score 71 on my BB. Circa. 400k. Happy enough with that. Now for the difficult part of doing nothing stupid in the week ahead 😬 Anyone here (@fplhippie aside obvs!) going daft with hits already?
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'd imagine everyone has finalised their squad by now so here's a last half hour before #fpl starts challenge. Colour coordinate your team better than mine 🙃
Gw1 squad looking quite delightful
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No real surprises with how this came out. Bookies are going to owe me a fortune 🙃
Premier league predicted table which inevitable has Ipswich way out in front
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Slight change of plan and now going triple Ipswich. Go BIG or go home! Also, new team is more aesthetically pleasing which is always important for a good start in #FPL 🙃
Much the same squad as last time except with an extra helping of Ipswich and better colour co-ordination.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Need to finalise my team tonight so here is my #FPL GW1 BB squad to rip apart - £0.5m ITB and accept that Palmer is a punt so plenty of flexibility. Usually roll the first one or two FT's and mini wildcard out of any disasters 🙃 Do your worst....
FPL GW1 bench boost squad featuring double Ipswich, no Man City and a Man Utd triple up so pretty confident that nothing could possibly go wrong!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally got around to creating a first draft for my FPL team, which I'm happy for everyone to demolish as I haven't really put much thought into it 🙃 This would be a bench boost and leaves £0.5m ITB. Do your worst...
A ridiculous triple Ipswich FPL squad for bench boost gw1 which is pretty much certain to fail since it's a case of hope over expectation but nonetheless has to be done.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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Spilt Milk @spiltmilkfpl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Anyone interested in a 30 mil in the bank #FPL mini league this season? If there's enough 🙋‍♂️ I'll get one set up. Please repost to spread the word. #FPL30m
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thinking I'll play FPL abit differently this season and just completely avoid players from the teams I always points dodge and/or pick the wrong player when their assets are doing well. Rules out Bou, Bri, Eve & Ful for me. Which teams would that rule out for others?
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Rangers captain, 1965-1978: "You don't play for Rangers. You represent Rangers" Rangers captain, 1990-1997: "At Rangers you're not as good as your next game, you are as good as your last pass" Rangers captain, 2026-:
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not looked at my FPL team much yet as it probably comes down to my WC strategy. Tempted to just stock up on non world cup (or early exit) players and early wildcard...GW3 or 4? How long are others planning for their initial XI?
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Greyhead @fplgreyhead.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Choose FPL
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
According to science it's going to be a closely fought win for Spain tonight 🙃
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Some absolute wrong 'un in a half-and-half Old Firm top(s) up 'e toon in Glasgow
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/07/2026
“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.”
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Kirsty Fitchet @fitchet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Look, everyone was told to respect Qatars beliefs during the last World Cup, so please respect Seattles right to be gay as fuck.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/06/2026
Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In theonion.com/beer-delivery-driver-p…
Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Car mechanic looking at car with crazy stuff under the hood: “here’s your problem: the cartoonist has no idea what the inside of a car looks like.”
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FPL Pricey @fplpricey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hi everyone! 👋 I thought it would be helpful to share all 380 Premier League fixtures in a way that is easy for you to download, digest & edit as you see fit! So, here you go! 🤝 Available for free here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me: “Ach, I’m not actually that bothered if England win” “𝙒𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙤𝙣…” Me:
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not even 30 mins into the campaign before this was needed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hey there @noscoredraws.com you've made the BBC - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
Picture of a random podcaster but with a No Score Draws work of "art" in the background
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
First time I've properly "seen" the wind vane at The Piece Hall in Halifax and it's *chef's kiss* 🐑⚔️
Wind vane featuring a skewered sheep
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you claim to love this country, but you also hate anyone: young, woke, black, brown, gay, left wing, funny accent, drives an EV, supports different football team etc etc then you don't love the country you just love a small subset of the country similar to you.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Minus eight taken to try and salvage some fun out of the final GW since my season is long past saving. Good luck to all those somehow still in contention for mini league wins... may type arrows be the brightest of green.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
First of what I hope will be many reposts of this over the course of the summer
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I did a couple of transfers but I'm on holiday and no longer really care about FPL so here's a photo i took today which, now i think about it, will probably prove to be rather prescient wrt my two transfers
A monkey with a baby monkey clinging to it tighter than a Scottish man to his wallet when it's his round.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Well isn't this place a bundle of fun since the Chelsea team news 🙃 No BB and i captained Palmer but let's be honest, the most surprising thing is that anyone is surprised to have been stiffed in a DGW!
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a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
Alt: Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption reminding FPL loons that hope is a dangerous thing. He adds that hope can drive a man insane but that's irrelevant to most of my audience whom play FPL, and so have already crossed that bridge long ago.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I fancy a boiled egg but can't be arsed doing a whole Delia Smith cookery course to fulfil my eggy desire. What I'm saying here is, HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS. Improves their quality of life AND yields pre-boiled eggs. It's more efficient and it's hygienic. With HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS, we just can't lose!
🎶Chickens in a hot tub 
I know
I know
It's serious🎶
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fame at last with a double win in Wildcard Wasteland and Rank Crasher. These fleeting victories are what makes FPL so worthwhile 🙃
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13/04/2026
Any Leeds fans keen to make a poor life choice: look what we’ve done x 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com #LUFC
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Skol don't do FPL wildcards, but if they did...
A forty percent drop in rank
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Okay, so this WC involved transferring out Guehi, who I'd had since GW1 but felt was lacking returns since going to City 🙄, VVD and Thiago. Between them they scored double my points so far. You could say it isn't going great so far 🙃
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