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@robbiefaulds.bsky.social
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FPL, SFF, Revolutionary Socialism, Ipswich Town FC, Indie Music, Rangers FC - not necessarily in that order! If I post an image the Alt Text is usually worth a read 🙃

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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 7h
Right now I'm Djibouti, having peaked at San Marino. Aim for the season is to get to Minowi (Nebraska)
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah - I captained MGW last GW and it worked out so well that I decided to target Cov again by going with Barnes this time around 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13h
I'm currently on Harvey Barnes so I'm absolutely sure that nothing could possibly go wrong 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13h
Would have been a far better 'fess if the movie obsession was "Confessions of a window cleaner" 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19h
It's absolutely watchable, but be aware it's the type of TV programme which you watch curled up on an armchair cradling a mug of hot chocolate 🙃
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went on a horse trek once and my bollocks still haven't recovered ten years later 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday. Been reading your stuff for a while now so decided to treat myself to a subscription so you can get yourself a birthday treat 🙃
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 25/09/2026
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure that you could nail a standalone Romantascifi book starring Kiva Lagos. It would certainly shake the genre up a bit 🙃
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty much nailed it with this. And a large chunk of our problems come from too many people being willing to believe the former. Btw. You're probably too old already to develop Schizophrenia, so dementia for you it is!
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I say "beans on toast is great", nobody gives a shit what brand of beans I mean. When I say "punching Nazis is great", nobody gives a shit what brand of Nazis I mean.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Season 1 - Superb Season 2 - V good, but very much propped up by Dolores Seasons 3 & 4 - WTF is going on 🫤
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A wee bit too impersonal with a billboard. A placard on the other hand...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want to sell some mugs to Rangers fans, both the recent old firm games featured a Rangers player skelping the ball into celtic players who were lying on the ground at the time. One pic on each side would do it - happy to advertise via my Sis who is deeply embedded in Rangers twitter 👍
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picture of you in a ballgown or it never happened 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get somebody to take your pic next time you fall off a climbing wall - should be perfectly apt if you're doing FPL content 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry - Can't help you out here as I wouldn't know 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was never tempted since I've had him from gw1 and will keep him unless he gets injured. He's the perfect fill for one of my talisman slots.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Bangles had guitars? 😳 Honestly never noticed. Whenever they came on top TOTP I must have been paying attention to...err... something else 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⏫⏫⏫ This is why I'm no longer using any algorithm driven social media.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have this with some family and frankly i just haven't the time nor inclination to be constantly trying to persuade them the bollocks they are talking is based on misinformation and bad faith actors. It's fucking draining!
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think there used to be a grain of truth in this but like so many things, social media completely fucked it. The human contact element is now diminished because the views of masses of very online far right are given equivalence, so create a false picture of what 'most' people actually think 🫩
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But not enough to just call it a "shot" 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TC Palmer fail and big red arrow 190-750k in gw4, but no need to panic. Lukić > Barnes means I leave the IB with 3FT/WC/FH so we'll see how my squad holds up this GW then decide how best to return to Tripswich 🙃 MGW captain cos I think he scores most points! Anything stand out as a fuck up?
Team in a 3-5-2 formation with no Haaland.  Cherki continues to stink out the midfield but survives another week, as does Lammens who at this stage is a piggybank on my bench who is out at the first chance which arises.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw this and it made me smile...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No need to quit - just need something more age appropriate 🙃 thewfa.co.uk
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The Walking Football Association
Walking Football is a unique small-sided ball game created by John Croot in 2011. Similar in some respects to Association Football. This is what makes it such a great sport. When playing Walking Footb...
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get married, and then every other contract you sign will pale into meaningless insignificance by comparison 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Prob'ly best not to choose Bakewell if you're raising a daughter 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Car from a cliff - Part 2
Alt: Car from a cliff - Part 2
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only angle I've seen it from so far was the rear of the Broomloan and even from that distance it was an absolute peach. Can't wait to get home and watch the whole game again, and again, and possibly yet again after that. 🥳🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Of Monster Munch and Men
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having moved away from Clydebank aged four, which was half a century ago (ooof! Where the fuck did that time go?), last month a work colleague came back from one of his gigs and asked if we were by any chance from the same place. So that's my wee wet wet wet story.
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ChewieFPL @chewiefpl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chelsea vs Hull - FPL match preview (THREAD) 📌 Chelsea’s system under Alonso 📌 Hull’s defensive tactics 📌 How Chelsea can exploit Hull’s weaknesses 📌 Cole Palmer: triple captain? 📌 Joao Pedro and Morgan Rogers #FPL #FPLCommunity
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You appear to have accidentally failed to go Tripswich
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Full Metal Jacket Holy Jesus
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rotate* *if you are particularly keen to strip the enjoyment out of the game when you invariably pick the wrong one most gameweeks 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An unconcerning red arrow 33k > 190k last week. Rolling the transfer and hitting the big TC. Not actually planning any more transfers until after IB as think my team holds up pretty well until then. Cue a mass outbreak of hamstring injuries 🙃
Team with TC on Palmer
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Grew up next to an army base. Just like other people, most are okay and some are thoroughly nasty. However, they usually don't know exactly what is happening... they are just told where to shoot. It's the privately educated officer classes who are the real problem, not the squaddies.
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks to Fabian Hürzeler, loads of us have now reached #4 on your list of three: Wow, that manager is the same age as my child and he is managing in the Premier league 😠
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope this shitty article motivates Naderi to score a perfect hat trick tonight!
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this is hardly Anon 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Speaking as a £5m keeper owner, you look good as you are 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🙃
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Uncle Albert's Findlayo Tugboat Adventure
Alt: Uncle Albert's Findlayo Tugboat Adventure
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His ownership has roughly doubled this week. From <1% to <2% Regardless of the Bluesky bubble, I reckon that the ship is still to sail 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hope for the cats sake the office in question isn't the managers one for your FPL team 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It looks very similar to my current non WC team. Make of that what you will 🙃
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FPL Socialist @robbiefaulds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty sure that this fess could qualify for a new entry in the Kama Sutra 🙃
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