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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 17h

Again, reporters growing the smallest semblance of a spine could do a lot by calling out each lie as it spews from his sewer of a mouth.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 19h

Been waiting with antici... ...pation for these pies.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 20h

Anyone out here playing that new Diablo 4 season?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 22h

not too bad today. Krillion #78 🦐 440 🦑🦑🏮🦑🏮🐟🦑

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being deprived of oxygen at birth for so long that you think that Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich are three of the nation's best minds.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The real Dr Doom was the friends we made along the way.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"She took the damn ice cube trays out of the freezer when she left me."

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Roy L. Fuchs from the 1980's classic, "Used Cars" ass suit wearin' president.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So Eric Schmitt’s nickname is “Hawkeye” from here on out, isn’t it?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When they don't have Coke, but they have Pepsi

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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lots of non-nebraskans finding out just how shitty this dude is today! he's locked in a dead heat against indy union guy dan osborn, so if you can please throw a few bucks at the osborn campaign—getting rid of this knife-toothed ghoul would go a long way towards breaking the GOP senate majority!

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These three dudes look like they're being told about the existence of the clitoris.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"That Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ACE."

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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ol Pig Shit Pillen has pissed off everyone in this state except for even the most hardcore MAGA cult members.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Howling at my desk at the sprites for Sylvester Stallone in 1987's Rambo on the NES

4 facial sprites from 1987's Rambo on the Nintendo Entertainment System, the last of which is depicting John Rambo Stepping on a Lego.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sure trucking all that ore down from the Great Lakes will lower the cost of steel. (It won't) ((Because this will definitely never happen)) (((someone clean his diaper)))

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ohh...Popeye...That's not the defense you think that it is.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hope you got a big green, cause imma put my ball on it.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

6 pass attempts? Is it someone’s birthday?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyone want to go do this store sampling for me?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nobody votes against their own interests like the population of Nebraska.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don't really see that big of a difference of being offered a beverage at an interview (which I have been) and just bringing one. It's not a big deal.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When did something being perceived as a wholly bad idea ever stop US Foreign Policy?

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There’s a gratuitous scene featuring her late grandfather, John Holmes. Don’t believe me? Look him up.

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Hardy Fallbanger🌽☠️ @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh man, if anyone gave a shit about your thoughts, they would have stayed in the room.

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