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thegladerunner.bsky.social @thegladerunner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
. GOOD MORNING AMERICA . . . 💠 🤔 💠
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Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@okelmann.bsky.social Hey, I can't wait as late as you. 😆 Good Morning, happy Saturday. .
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Mochi the Jack Russell Dog
ALT: Mochi the Jack Russell Dog
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Quebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Kids don’t put anything back where they found it, unless it’s an empty food box.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Absolutely! #BookSky
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Aubrey Van Gelded @neonpherepapha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Forget sex, drugs and rock & roll. We got:
"Masturbation, Autism, and Learning Disabilities"

A guide for parents and professionals, by Mel Gadd.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 22/05/2026
i need star wars to jump forward like 200 years in time. partly because it'd free up new stories and characters, but more fundamentally, we need a long period of peace in this universe. we need to know that the heroes' various actions were worth something.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 20/05/2026
Wow, this is peak bird intelligence. These birds saw someone feeding a wounded bird, so they started pretending they were also injured.
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Barron W. Tramp @barronwtramp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I LOVE when my French friends come to visit! They say lovely things like: "Of course we should add more butter to that!" "Of course we should have another bottle of wine!" "Of course we should have a three hour lunch and order 4 desserts!" These my kinda people!
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I used to wonder what people thought of me when I stopped beside lilacs to spend a few seconds breathing in their beautiful scent. Now I wonder why people don’t stop beneath the branches like me. Are their days so busy they can’t spare a moment? Have they forgotten how fleeting this loveliness is?
Lilac flowers in various stages of budding and blooming. They range in colour from pale lavender to light purple to deep pink/magenta. They are surrounded by bright green leaves.
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M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I heard on the news someone's been stealing wheels off police cars... The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Giving poor people some money makes crime go down better than giving cops more money.  Says science.  We did the science.  We keep doing the science.  Nobody in a suit ever cares tho.
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Anna B. @bornforart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Purple Concerto #Art #AIArt #Nature #Flowers
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 27/04/2026
A Japanese developer has created a Chrome extension called Cat Gatekeeper that superimposes a big Ginger/Orange cat on your screen if you send too much time on social media. I have a real one that does that, and he doesn't limit it to social media. Buzz has interrupted client calls before now.
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joysters5.bsky.social @joysters5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. gutenberg .org 2. standardebooks .org 3. manybooks .net 4. openlibrary .org 5. bookboon .com 6. freecomputerbooks .com 7. internetarchive .org 8. digilibraries .com 9. librivox .org
Poster of free downloadable video books sites
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Didn't want to cry this morning. Oh well. 😭🥺😭
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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trump is trying to snatch billions of hard-earned taxpayer dollars through his lawsuits. I have a bill to close loopholes that enable this corruption and ban Presidents and Vice Presidents from abusing their power, profiting from their own government.
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Democrats seek to bar presidents from collecting settlement money from the government
Lawmakers drafted the bill after President Donald Trump sued the IRS and the Treasury Department for $10 billion over a leak of his tax records to news outlets.
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Avery Aldan @averyaldan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love playing games because it lets me live my wildest fantasies, such as waking up fully rested, and owning my own house
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🍂 Autumn Witch 🍁 @autumnwitch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm a full, grown ass woman and if I want to have left over Chinese food for breakfast I will! 😋
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Peter in Vancouver 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈💉💪 @pjhvan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ARTEMIS II MISSION REQUIREMENT: 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦
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Jaxley @jaxley78.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#Batman #MontyPython #TheHolyGrail #Robin #Bunny
A single comic panel mashing up Batman and Monty Python. 60's style Batman is holding the grenade from the movie The Holy Grail. Robin is saying Holy Hand Grenade Batman. The killer bunny has launched itself at Robin in the background.
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eek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy first contact day!
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a man in a blue shirt with a black collar
Alt: a man in a blue shirt with a black collar. Spock from Star Trek
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I like where your head's at... 😋
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𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In slightly sapphic news 💜 (original card from Strixhaven added for more context)
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Never thought I'd see the day where reading books made you *less* literate. #ihatethistimeline
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Wtaf? I had no idea people thought this. That's like negative literacy.
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
How to levitate a magnet with bysmuth crystals, with no batteries, external power, or trickery [📹 dydt=𝕏] Original post
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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Congratulations, you have discovered the happiest owl ☺️ all curses are now lifted
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
today’s sermon really spoke to me
screenshot of the song Marijuana by Reverend Horton Heat
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Finally got my #piday #pie in the oven! I shall now celebrate with the traditional Cheeseburger of Victory.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws? Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
oh! oh! jail for atom! jail for atom for One Thousand Years!!!! www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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A perfectly balanced atom just broke one of nuclear physics’ biggest rules
Physicists have discovered a surprising new “Island of Inversion” in a place no one expected: among nuclei where the number of protons equals the number of neutrons. For decades, these strange regions...
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
People are always saying “polyamory makes no sense. How can you love two people?” and then they’ll turn around and buy DC Comics *and* Marvel Comics
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"Hey - hey, google? How do I get my shit together...?" 🥺
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Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I actually would like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden- that sounds nice.
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Whew! I just did, like, 11 Worries worth of Work. #nowimstressedabouthoweasytheywere
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🗽✨NANI✨♓️ @sinmachine.blacksky.app · 03/03/2026
I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩
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Pete 👎 ABOLISH ICE 👎 @barrelbucket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Arrest the goddamn president
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hey. There’s a coffee ring on my console. It’s by a stack of records with sleeves that don’t match. One’s in the wrong jacket. Keep meaning to fix it. Yeah... Some nights feel better a little out of order. A little lived in. Everything don’t gotta line up tonight. Needle’s down. Let it be.
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I am newer to the 'going to play at the store' scene so my awkwardness intensifies. Lol i play it cool tho. 😘
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Now I'm the nerd sitting outside the lgs before it opens...😒 #notverycool
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rissaolfs.bsky.social @rissaolfs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
In a stunning turn of events that nobody, myself included, could have predicted, I tried to be a little late and ended up 5 mins early.
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Trumpanzee 😵‍💫 @csci.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Remember how racially and neurologically diverse Star Trek was? Now look at America where ICE operations are racially profiling people to cruelly kidnap, imprison and then deport them to 3rd nations. We’re are starting wars in Iran and threaten countless nations. We are complicit with genocide. WTF?
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