𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 2hWorking hard on hardly working today. We were gonna go to a concert but traffic was so stupid that I did my face for nothing. So we get an office selfie about it 1170
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 5hProsopagnosia stories part 334: my work is apparently having a “field day” thing in the parking garage, free ice cream, beers, all that. My coworkers wanted me to go before I left. Understand I “see” most people as a picture in Teams. This is like a social nightmare where everyone knows me but I 🧵 140
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 7hHow it started: The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace How it’s going.static.klipy.comKirby's Food Coma: Inhaling FoodALT: Kirby's Food Coma: Inhaling Food 2152
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 7hCornell just not going away from my mind anytime soon 2231
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 12hI spent several hours last night updating from OpenMW 0.49 to OpenMW 0.51 with a clean new setup on the Total Overhaul mod package in preparation to start playing Poison Song (Tamriel Rebuilt update for Morrowind that makes House Indoril joinable). Time for Nerevar to be reborn… again 1140
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 12hAccording to a March Ipsos survey, 24% of Gen Z men said women shouldn’t appear too independent, 21% said a “real woman” shouldn’t initiate sex, and 59% said men are expected to do too much for equality. These are all significantly worse than older generations’ responses, even Boomers. This = prblmipsos.comMind the Gaps: Global Attitudes Toward Gender Equality in 2026Ipsos' International Women's Day survey finds some men and women not seeing eye to eye on gender equality issues. 5161
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 12hGotta love having to bother my on-call trying to solve a tricky issue only for the person that brought it to me to bring out a CRUCIAL detail when I’m already bothering someone. A detail that means the problem couldn’t possibly be what I was reaching out to check. 😡 I hate ending a call with 🧵 150
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wtm babe you haven’t even touched your temu temporary butthole tattoo 10260
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I like my Pepsi how I like my men. Hot and sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away” Lmao 2240
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I believe in good men. I believe in good men also that were less good men before (forgiveness where it matters, not forgetting, but men learning to unlearn damage that has been done to them). But there is no good man that has ever done what these monsters did. No good man has ever said “free pssy” 7447
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sometimes I derive more joy out of meticulously organizing my things on spreadsheets or entering them into collector databases (like comics or books) than I do the things themselves. Like I’ll spend 4 hours making a perfect comics list and think “I could read a comic… nah” 7170
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jfc girl if I go into a stall to pee after you and it reeks of BO the entire time I’m there it might be time to shower 2150
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Get you a girl that sends you this with a straight face 1626828
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fiancée just threatened to whisper in my ear about a six-cheese macaroni with mushrooms at night when, as describing it, I said to stop and that I can only get *so* aroused, and I’m not sure whether I should be afraid or not 1110
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fiancée on phone. Me: “you got something on your hand” Me leaning forward to kiss her hand. Phone bonks my face. She laughs and we lean in to kiss. I’m wearing a cadet cap and the bill bonks her forehead. Guys I think we are graceful creatures full of grace 1320
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m required to watch a video of “Secretary of War Pete Hegseth” talking for 45 minutes about absolute fucking bullshit to maintain my DoD access for my job, slay me now. 10261
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes, everything loosens The room is still the same, but farther away Like through the wrong end of a telescope hands unclench Like knots left underwater Forgetting the shape they were holding little failures still there But they look dull, coins against the blue of a fountain floor 1244
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How are you not politically active? My main concern in a given day is whether I have collected everything I want in a given DC comics cycle or whether disjunctive properties exist philosophically but I have still never uttered the words “I don’t do politics” because I understand that all is politics 5221
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Found a “conservative comedian” on FB reels, Arryne something or other, so I said “ok, let’s see if conservative humor is anything other than punching down” Immediate use of the R-word as a pejorative, “pit bulls are like Muslims,” “New York is full of uglies—you know, feminists” Yeah ok 🙄 🧵 4190
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“If I die, will you remarry?” “If you die I’ll practice necromancy. Okay? I said forever and I meant that as a threat. You’re not getting off that easy” 4251
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yasumi Matsumo: if Final Fantasy Tactics sells enough, we may consider a sequel” Brb need to buy 15 copies of FFTreddit.comFrom the finalfantasytactics community on Reddit: Yasumi Matsuno “If FINAL FANTASY TACTICS: THE IVALICE CHRONICLES sells 1.5 million copies worldwide, we’ll consider making a sequel.”Posted by mochisabi - 302 votes and 114 comments 181
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ever think about how surprising it is that despite the wild popularity of Mean Girls, Regina George was absolutely right: “fetch” never happened, not even ironically 091
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THE ENDING OF END OF OAK STREET IS EVEN WORSE God I expected to like this movie. 5120
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The End of Oak Street is so driven by character stupidity that I loathe it. Just hatewatching at this point 3110
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If your horror film’s plot requires someone to do something stupid to advance the plot so you think “I know, I’ll just put in children and have them do the stupid thing,” please stop. I hate this trope more than anything and it genuinely makes me want to just turn it off. If plot = stupidity, 👎 390
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m finally caught up on both Backrooms and Obsession and can weigh in on the “which was better” crowd. My answer is… why tf were people comparing these again? Vastly different genres, but this much is sure: both examples of genuinely chilling horror and a breath of fresh air. 4160
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When the fuck did I become responsible for everyone else’s happiness? I can’t just go out anymore without encountering someone that needs a ride or food or a place to stay. I have had to firmly tell people that I can’t just be ambushed when I’m trying to blow off my *own* steam. It’s not just one 🧵 4160
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Face blindness strikes again. New server tonight asks if we wanted another drink. Fiancée says “we’re being bad” (e.g., yes, but past when we said we would). I said, “she’s new, she doesn’t know what you mean.” Turns out she’s a bartender I know well from a different bar 🫥 3130
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know it’s an old meme but according to Kraft, I’m a family of four 5221
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Basically my 20s encapsulated lmao. You might be surprised to know that a younger Erin did a lot of booger sugar and partying. I once failed a semester (every class) bc I skipped all homework, aced the tests, then on day of finals showed up to campus and couldn’t find where they were held (and left)youtu.beZoe Ko - I'm wearing all black (Visualizer)YouTube video by ZoeKoVEVO 290
𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026(Prefacing this with I know LLMs aren’t conscious). What happens if there is a sentient/sapient AI and it’s not convinced *humans* are sentient/sapient based on the same arguments we use to say AI isn’t? Not a joke post. I don’t think s/s AI is particularly near. But the Turing test has already 🧵 5100