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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes a revelation occurs Pizza with a garlic base mind blowing 🤯

Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone in the morning Gone, gone, gone! to the Hell shop To stock up on more hell! Possibly the orange blossom scented hell this time

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nothing shows the logic difference between my love & I greater than our attitude to our respective cars fuel gauge She is nervous if the gauge is below half I have regularly pulled into a garage with under 20 miles range left

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the men shaking hands at the conference Trying hard not to think about other dominant hand uses

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well just had a run in literal With electro bike moronicus Or the common fucker while stopped at redlight Fella blows through red popping a wheelie, cuts in front of a bus who I hope had a dash cam And goes off up road may every UK gremlin infest his life for a thousand years

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why rooster when alarm cock is right there?

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jesus is so considerate He never makes his face appear in a cat turd or the mould on cheese It’s always a cracker or the foam in fresh poured coffee

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Repost for good peoples With a good cat

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I went too far guys I was doomscrolling last night And I got to the credits 🤷‍♂️

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i brought a pitcher of martinis to a job interview and they made me the ceo

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seven Pretty Women for Seven Corporate Raiders

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WHAT DO WE WANT? PUMPKIN SPICE WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHEN IT IS SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, BITCHES

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ate a lot of chicken fingers growing up before I ever saw a chicken and was surprised how small their hands are

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well I saw an advert at tescos for Yankee Candles & did a quick price check search online … I know know of the existence of Wanky Candles And oh dear 🤣

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 23/09/2026

well shidd I guess I'm buying a cat

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

day one of not keeping track of days, and frick i guess i’ll try again tomorrow

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Finally got my HIPPO certification All large semi aquatic mammal data is now safe

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@detritus.bsky.social I’ve just had a 70’s lad I’m to Carry on Coded for this shit moment Australia tourism running adds on Brit tv With the tag Let us introduce you to the authentic taste of down under 🤣

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

fuck nudes. let me see how you make your mac and cheese

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Have you considered waking up as a more attractive and whole human being?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you think mama bears are protective, you should see me driving home with an expensive bottle of wine in the passenger seat.

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I keep thinking that hermit in a cave On a rich man’s land Paid to philosophise And be wise Would be cool But I detest the rich And couldn’t fail to scratch that itch And call a bitch a bitch

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🤔 Is a tiny cheese greater actually a lesser?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*pausing to curtsy during my run* m’dog

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Life is short, just eat the damn burrito

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So I may have broken the crisp sandwich Giant pickled onion monster munch Don’t fit well 🤷‍♂️🤣

A crisp sandwich dairylea spread with pickled onion monster munch

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My sex life is like the Civil War. It’s history.

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sooo… Do we think the organisers of chilli pepper eating contests put Don’t perform oral sex for 24 hrs warnings in the literature? Or just you know let people find that out organically ?🤷‍♂️🤔

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

a haunted house but it’s just my lower intestine

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Technically Every elevator in Brazil Is a Brazilian butt lift 🤔

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

DOES IT PLEASE THE COURT? NO KEVIN, THE COURT IS NOT PLEASED. THE COURT IS DISAPPOINTED AND WISHES YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR COUSIN, THE ENGINEER.

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#HubbyBaking I may … I say I may have picked too many Bramleys Apples Got about 20kgs to turn into pies, crumbles, cakes, muffins, tarts, brownies, puddings These cooking apples are so ripe I could eat one uncooked 🤷‍♂️ The lovely wife is Constructing a list of recipes 🤣

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Smiling Foghorn Leghorn

Alt: Smiling Foghorn Leghorn

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I applied for a remote position Without reading the description properly 🤷‍♂️ So anyway the wifi in this Alaskan hut is quite good

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A mercury level so high I get six inches taller in a heatwave

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ok work with me BlingWrap It’s like cling wrap Only sparkly

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well in a change to advertised normal programming Hello Blackpool

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ok I’ve been perusing options for mortal remains in a (one day) kind of attitude A new option just came up if the stupidly rich plan doesn’t work out Snow globe More specifically a diorama of Pompeii Volcano spewing ash to choke the land starring me As the ash

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Social media becomes an interesting record Many cakes over the years celebrating the annual event for our daughter This year is rich dark German chocolate cake very grown up 15 years ago she was 7, she was 4 feet 8 inches tall & we were in the Garfield phase

A birthday cake with about 2lbs of fondant icing on it coloured and crafted into the likeness of Garfield a fat smiling ginger cat

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When it comes to making a bucket list always remember Put Kick the … On the LAST line

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tomorrow the darlin daughter has her solar orbit celebration #HubbyBaking a German Chocolate cake … pics to follow

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