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Detritus

@detritus.bsky.social
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Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCt…

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 5h
Woken up with really sensitive nipples. Am i pregnant?
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h
Anyway am playing the new mariokart and pretending all the shit going on in the world isn’t happening.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking hell. Everyone of the cunts need a thorough kicking followed by castration with a rusty spoon and clean the wound with a dirty nappy.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second load of laundry on. I’m a domestic god
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything’s coming up Millhouse.
A cup of coffee
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a nice lay in until the dog decided I have to get up. Time for coffee
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How good is snoozing on the sofa.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Travel back home tomorrow and day off on Wednesday 💪
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bubbles from Finding Nemo
ALT: Bubbles from Finding Nemo
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished work at a reasonable hour and had dinner, gonna celebrate the rest of my birthday by having peace and quiet with a book.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow is my Birthday. I don’t generally bother about it but I did use it to swerve doing a late shift. But that does mean I have to do a normal one so have to be up early 🙄
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s only Wednesday
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Cute Cat is So Tired
ALT: Cute Cat is So Tired
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you want to go do some work but there’s a traffic jam.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m in a teams meeting. I do not need to be in this meeting but am required to attend. It’s supposed to be an hour. People asking stupid questions means it will take two.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dolphins. Duplicitous, grinning cunts.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monday is it. Time to drink some coffee and kick some arse.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck off @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Day two of educating the fruitcakes.
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When I Haven't Had My Morning Coffee
ALT: When I Haven't Had My Morning Coffee
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social Fuck off
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s been a long hot day full of weird people. I wish I was drinking.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poverty causes crime so let’s make them poorer.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Supposed to be looking smart for meet the yokels. Forgot to polish my boots.
Dirty boots
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social Fuck Off.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Post a picture of you all dressed up… few years ago, I don’t dress up much.
Bloke in a kilt.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s time for me to put some earphones in to drown out the snoring and fall asleep holding my kindle.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tweet "The world may be falling to bits but at least I'm not in this car" and it's Sheeran and Corden
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Enjoying a coffee and a chill before I pack and bugger off back to work.
Some mountains with trees in the foreground.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went for a ride this morning. Got soaked because the clouds beat me.
A beach with gloomy sky.A beach with a gloomy sky.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We have no coffee beans. This is sub optimal. I will have to get dressed.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orchids were out last night when I got back though.
Some orchids.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got home at midnight, got some laundry on, get in bed looking forward to a lay in. Dog wakes me up at 05:30.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning world. Woken up absolutely knackered. Coffee is will fix itI’m sure
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alexandre henri @henrialexandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Henri Biva (1848-1929) — Matin à Villeneuve, 1906.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s not even properly spring yet.
A map of the east coast of Australia showing all the active fires.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tomorrow there’s a chance I get to sleep in a proper bed. Quite where is anybody’s guess but it’s still a chance
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Harrison could have turned me.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano
Is this about Portnoy? That little Swampscott rich kid fuck? Acting like he's some north shore tough guy. We used to go Swampscott in high school to break into carsFuck him. i hope he loses his shirt
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When did the left wing become so weak? There was a time when a load of rightwing shitheads “protesting” would have meant a scrap and them running away with their tails between their legs.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Broke my phone last night. A shop kindly opened at silly o’clock this morning so I could grab a new one as I need it for work. Everything switched over apart from my authentication App.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Right I’m off to find a bed. Night fuckers
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Sean Mills @seanmills1020.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Scarecrows often get a bad rap, which is confusing because they are always OUTSTANDING IN THEIR FIELD.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Bernadette's Iconic Line from Priscilla Queen Of The Desert
Alt: Bernadette's Iconic Line from Priscilla Queen Of The Desert. Why don’t you light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get sweetheart.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Spongebob and Patrick Love Trash
ALT: Spongebob and Patrick Love Trash
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Misty morning coffee.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I do get another dog I’m going to call them Bark Ruffalo
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I turn fifty something this month and I’m feeling every minute of it.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Foggy morning coffee.
Trees in fog.
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Well played, Guardian Transfer Deadline Day Live Blog.
Starmer available on a free tranbsfer,
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s a Johnny Depp film. Who cares it’ll be shit anyway
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