Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17hAnyway am playing the new mariokart and pretending all the shit going on in the world isn’t happening. 2130
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 23hFucking hell. Everyone of the cunts need a thorough kicking followed by castration with a rusty spoon and clean the wound with a dirty nappy. 1170
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had a nice lay in until the dog decided I have to get up. Time for coffee 2180
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBubbles from Finding NemoALT: Bubbles from Finding Nemo 070
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finished work at a reasonable hour and had dinner, gonna celebrate the rest of my birthday by having peace and quiet with a book. 49490
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tomorrow is my Birthday. I don’t generally bother about it but I did use it to swerve doing a late shift. But that does mean I have to do a normal one so have to be up early 🙄 7180
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s only Wednesdaystatic.klipy.comCute Cat is So TiredALT: Cute Cat is So Tired 1210
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you want to go do some work but there’s a traffic jam. 13513
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m in a teams meeting. I do not need to be in this meeting but am required to attend. It’s supposed to be an hour. People asking stupid questions means it will take two. 4110
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Monday is it. Time to drink some coffee and kick some arse. 3150
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Day two of educating the fruitcakes.static.klipy.comWhen I Haven't Had My Morning CoffeeALT: When I Haven't Had My Morning Coffee 060
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s been a long hot day full of weird people. I wish I was drinking. 1200
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Supposed to be looking smart for meet the yokels. Forgot to polish my boots. 2150
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Post a picture of you all dressed up… few years ago, I don’t dress up much. 5360
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s time for me to put some earphones in to drown out the snoring and fall asleep holding my kindle. 2100
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Enjoying a coffee and a chill before I pack and bugger off back to work. 2220
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Went for a ride this morning. Got soaked because the clouds beat me. 3360
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We have no coffee beans. This is sub optimal. I will have to get dressed. 5100
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Got home at midnight, got some laundry on, get in bed looking forward to a lay in. Dog wakes me up at 05:30. 3161
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good morning world. Woken up absolutely knackered. Coffee is will fix itI’m sure 5280
Reposted by Detritusalexandre henri @henrialexandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Henri Biva (1848-1929) — Matin à Villeneuve, 1906. 35512
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Tomorrow there’s a chance I get to sleep in a proper bed. Quite where is anybody’s guess but it’s still a chance 1100
Reposted by Detrituscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2023i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano 672644304
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When did the left wing become so weak? There was a time when a load of rightwing shitheads “protesting” would have meant a scrap and them running away with their tails between their legs. 252
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Broke my phone last night. A shop kindly opened at silly o’clock this morning so I could grab a new one as I need it for work. Everything switched over apart from my authentication App. 4230
Reposted by DetritusSean Mills @seanmills1020.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Scarecrows often get a bad rap, which is confusing because they are always OUTSTANDING IN THEIR FIELD. 1325
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comBernadette's Iconic Line from Priscilla Queen Of The DesertAlt: Bernadette's Iconic Line from Priscilla Queen Of The Desert. Why don’t you light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get sweetheart. 170
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name?static.klipy.comSpongebob and Patrick Love TrashALT: Spongebob and Patrick Love Trash 190
Reposted by DetritusBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If I do get another dog I’m going to call them Bark Ruffalo 26913
Reposted by Detritus🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 56414
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I turn fifty something this month and I’m feeling every minute of it. 4180
Reposted by DetritusJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 01/09/2026Well played, Guardian Transfer Deadline Day Live Blog. 07215
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It’s a Johnny Depp film. Who cares it’ll be shit anyway 5300