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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 4h

Is there any reason the Traitors goes on till 21:05 and has thus ballsed up the schedules on the other channels?

Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 7h

The theme tune to early 90s Keith Barron/Nigel Havers vehicle The Good Guys sounds a bit like It's A Sin. Anyway, that's finished now cos TV Burp is on.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11h

they did the thing

an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 8h

Imagine the timeline where ALF was bought by the BBC instead of ITV. What's your favourite event from that timeline? Ours is when he came to the UK and went on Wogan.

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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 13h

It's an absolute beaut. They're all beauts. WATCH THEM ON YOUR BIG TELLY!

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 10h

When Horace got run down on his way to go skiing

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 13h

SpaceXR3 and SpaceXsara Picasso already registered apparently.

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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 13h

Our new Noel Edmonds episode has certainly got some very respectable viewing figures (for us) - so why not go back and enjoy our ever-expanding back catalogue of lols? www.youtube.com/@thehouseofs...

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The House Of Splain

From TV's Ben Baker and John Matthews The Splaining Family Of Podcasts so far: ALFsplaining - an episode by episode look back at the American sitcom ALF PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 14h

I fear it would be even worse

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As promised in the latest episode of ALFsplaining - you asked, we delivered - the desiccated corpses of the California Raisins! To hear that episode: linktr.ee/ALFsplaining Or go direct: open.spotify.com/episode/0950...

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Jeff Billington @facesofjeff.bsky.social · 15h

When you ask the French finance minister to help you back your car into a space.

Cropped BBC news story preview reading 'Come all the way' back with the French Finance minister gesticulating in such a manner that he looks like he's helping you back your car up.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 15h

I wish James Blunt's records were as entertaining and likeable as he is.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 15h

"Christa Pike was convicted for murder in 1995, when she was younger." is a sentence that was just said out loud on Sky News

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 19h

“DINSDALE!”

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 07/10/2026

I want to go to this but I can't because I'm banned from West Yorkshire* so I want you all to go on my behalf

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

This is what happened in July in Salford! And it's happening again, on December 19th at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social in Halifax. And it's just £9 to get in! link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e

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Dr Jen Baker @jendeavour.bsky.social · 19h

As if nobody told me that Elizabeth Gaskell had been a penguin since 1969 🤣🐧🐧 Feels like the sort of transformation I should know about if teaching about her 🤣

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21h

Much like I think the inventors of those horrible headlights should have those headlights blasted in full directly through their bedroom windows every night, I think all the billionaires playing AI shell games should have data centers in their back yards.

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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 18h

This genuine page from Noel Edmonds' bizarre 1980 annual suggests that what Noel's fans had been clamouring for was needlecraft. Our full read-through of this low point in cheap cash-in books is at youtu.be/gef6LUf8rmY

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 07/10/2026

This daft little game has just reached 2 million views! Includes a slight change of music after the first level... vole.wtf/hampster-inv...

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Hampster Invaders 🕹️🐭🐭🐀🐀🐹🐹🐁🐁

Space Invaders meets Hampster Dance at last, with special bonus music/levels.

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You don't hear much about that pornography ban any more. Reckon your uncle found a way around it.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

From my notebook. My philosophy, while writing books, for the last ten years.

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Rik Ward, again @rikward.com · 07/10/2026

It is impossible to explain - we've tried - quite how much unmitigated joy this cavalry of chaos brings, and we can only recommend it to all, sundry, everyone, and everyone else. Go to this.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

This is what happened in July in Salford! And it's happening again, on December 19th at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social in Halifax. And it's just £9 to get in! link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Be there, or don’t be. I’m not your mum.

Krusty the Clown, saying ‘I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS EVENT OR PRODUCT’

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Bard Of Halifax. @ginoshrieking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there's a apparent secret cuban/shrieking callob (that isn't le actionistes) for this one also. attendence vital

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AnalogueTrash @analoguetrash.com · 07/10/2026

That @ricardoautobahn.co.uk is going to be working hard, playing in three different bands in just one night! He's a pro though, and will have Hacker T Dog present to keep the peace. Or join him in some pop japes. Nice date for a Christmas do, the 19th of December. Just saying. 🎅

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

Spray will host an exquisite afternoon of drinking, around the gentlemen's clubs of Halifax, on Sunday for any participant who wants to join us.

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Rik Ward, again @rikward.com · 07/10/2026

Go to this! It will be nothing short of the best Xmas experience you have ever had. Yes, even better than that one.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

NO IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT OH NO what have you done

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

We all of us appreciate the plug

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social in Halifax on the 19th December. If you missed this cabaret of carnage in Salford over the summer now's your chance! link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e @philfletcher.bsky.social @spraypopmusic.com @thecubanboys.bsky.social @poundshopboys.bsky.social

THE GRAYSTON UNITY PRESENTS
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY WITH
SPRAY CUBAN BOYS POUND SHOP BOYS
with your host & compere Hacker T Dog
and friends!
THE GRAYSTON UNITY
Saturday 19th December 2026
| AT THE GRAYSTON UNITY, 8 HORTON STREET, HALIFAX. DOORS: 8PM | TICKETS: 68 + FUTURE ROOTS LEVY AVAILABLE AT THE BAR OR VIA DICE MEMBERS €7 + FUTURE ROOTS LEVY AVAILABLE AT THE BAR ONLY
Supported using public funding by ARTS COUNCIL ENGLAND
ANGLAND
INDEPENDENT
VENUE WEEK
MVT
Music Venue Trust

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

Death penalty for people who drive in the middle lane

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

Looks like the future isn't *quite* here yet.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

How about a show where you win things for listening?

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JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me reading the headlines

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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's a subtle sponsorship element to Noel Edmonds' rather confusing (and dreadful) 1980 album. We read the whole thing so you don't have to, at youtu.be/gef6LUf8rmY

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What no-one’s taken into account this last week is the fact there are people, millions of us in fact, who couldn’t care less about Manchester City.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can't believe the party that enacted the first new anti-trans legislation since Thatcher and is still selling arms to the IDF is now stamping their feet and refusing to work with Greens, a party that, just to remind you, HASN'T said "please work with us, Labour".

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 07/10/2026

Vibe coded, for sure, but this is what deciding that copyright means nothing for llm companies gets...

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

21st century Lagonda. Absolutely fantastic.

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