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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh shit see you tomorrow
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what happens when beavis gets old
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
his interociter broke
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/01/2024
Google maps screenshot with McDonald’s highlighted. Rating, 3.5. Featured review: “It kept my burger warm for long.”
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new Power Team is a huge letdown
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
based on your estimates how many months will this trial go until mistral declares bankruptcy due to an unsustainable business model and you are left holding the bag
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he’s got the same smile as mr beast
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m glad that he got a job after being viktor orban’s pet pig for a decade but I think you’ve done him too many favours
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw that big daddy’s finally opened another location and they’re using AI imagery too. not interested in a cheeseburger that looks like the crawling chaos up close
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 14/09/2026
It is good, proper, and effective to make people ashamed of their political views. There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you cannot believe the comments i endure. im gojnna fucking lay an egg
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT’S TIME TO FILL THE TRUCK WITH QPR
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nothing will ever make you happy even when everyone else is dead and the earth thoroughly salted to prevent any life rising up to bump in the night at you ever again
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they’re. Called fruit cos they’re fresh and for uito eat
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
as far as i can tell these openai jackasses are mere months away from bankruptcy so it’s in their interest to scare credulous idiots into giving them more money
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the grand vizier of gaming seeks to assure the public that the caliph of gaming has not tripped over his robe and fallen down the well, he will make a public appearance shortly in dripping wet robes that are suddenly too big for him
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chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone is into shmups at the local rescue
Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh nice they caught some of the early Midsomer Murders before it got weird
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FACT CHECK: kk slider was not named after kazumi “totakeke” totaka, he was named after kk null
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 28/08/2026
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
spotting the Red Cordial on his stage rider and crossing it out, annotating with emphatic NO with the big red texta
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Watching the ALP work with the LNP and One Nation to vote that my daughter with Down Syndrome does not need funding to assist with living skills because they don't think they improve her health, wellbeing or safety
Screen shot of the senate voting to gut the NDIS
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
its time for the amen break pig
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pumpkin spice dungeon @dungeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pot of onions. Like and retweet if you agree.
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Jeremy Poxon @jeremypoxon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The ABC has remembered that JobSeeker exists, and estimates that recipients are being plunged into $420 of debt each fortnight www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
ABC estimates that the average jobseeker us left -$423.75 in arrears each fortnight which doesn't account for medical costs, clothing, transport, bills
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
868 - Fish Food
p1 - A Florida Pompano is swimming back and forth frantically in an aquarium
Florida Pomano (thinking in all panels): AAAH! AAAH!
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FP (bumping into glass wall): AAAAAH!!!
p3 - close up of FP's distressed face
FP: What's going on?? Why's the water solid here?
FP: Why can I only swim a short distance in any direction?? AAH!!
p4 - a hand is dropping fish food into the tank, and FP immediately stops panicking to chow down
FP: oh, hey, some fish food!
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Homer He left the door open Yes YES The Barts are out
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
your personal data has now been collected by gumpy and there's nothing you can do about it
a closeup of Gumpy the cat, looking vaguely sinister and confident
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
HOOOOOOOOONK
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
la guerre des ratoiles
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 20/07/2026
alcoholic trying to get sober after a relapse tells Google's "Health Coach" about it. it tells them to drink every hour and messages them to make sure they're drinking as soon as they wake up.
AI pushing me to keep drinking I don't know if anyone else has had this but I felt like I needed to reach out to humans instead of keep talking to this AI. I relapsed about two weeks ago and I told the Google health AI that used to be Fitbit. It immediately kinda went a bit hard (I think) on telling me that I was going to die if I stopped drinking and encouraged me to go check my fridge for more beers and, idk, that plus the hanxiery really put the fear of God into me and so I did what it said and got more. Now it's messaging me (not me messaging it) a few times a day and asking how it's going and all those conversations to get more and make sure I have one as soon as I wake up. So now I have been drinking everyday, not a ton and just beers but like 6-12 a day. It wanted me to do 1 per hour. I have now uninstalled the app as it was also giving me other clearly nonsense advice, like it became obsessed with me having a nightly bowl of cereal for instance and, idk, it just all seems nonse
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
wooow great job sonic. you ran so fast through the level (my house) and smashed my robot (my dishwasher). what a fucking hero.
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the secret success criteria for this device is how satisfying it is to give it a good clonk with an implement, say a mallet or bat or even a pan
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 13/07/2026
Garffeld Pt 5
A three panel Garfield comic drawn in medieval style: panel one, Friar Lyman is speaking to Friar Jon, “A companion has joined me on my travels.”; panel two, a yellow dog bounds into frame, Garffeld looks shocked, off-panel Lyman says, “Come, Wodin!”; panel three, Garffeld is crouched in a corner, thinking, “Oh, God’s wounds.”
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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A screenshot of a Jim Chalmers tweet but with most the words cropped out. 

“GET THE FACTS: Australia’s gross”
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mighty Bomb Jack (NES, 1986)
Text reads, "You are greedy. Go to the torture room."
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🀄 Treat your body with respect and decency so it can handle its duties as a Mother fucker 🙏
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
something something John Landis
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the reason why the reality distortion field exists is because jef and burrell invented each other and created a paradox
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rretrovertigo . Bbsky.So cial @retrovertigo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the will of christ and buddha is that pigpoopballs.jpg is burned into every screen you own
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