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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3h

talking to rahm is like sex, it's bad. right? it's boring and bad and a waste of four minutes. right? it's like that for everyone? right?

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 1h

christ this infuriates me. ACA bridged the gap between my divorce (with loss of spousal benefits) and medicare eligibility. without it, I would not have had access to health care for eight years.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 11h

just moments before this, lieutenant joe tormolen took the bare hand he dipped into contaminated goo and stuck it under his hood and sniffed it proving that humanity only survives to the 23rd century by mistake and apparently some folks in science division got their posts as a favor to a friend.

crewman joe tormolan wearing a fucking decontamination suit in a contaminated room, but with a glove off because he’s evidently a slackjawed yokel.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10h

When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.

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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 12h

this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13h

until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 29/09/2026

Who can explain what the fuck is going on with the Pulse today? The next two arrivals are 24 and 27 minutes away, and the sign is announcing Riverfront E & W, Main Street E, Allison Street E, Staples Mill W, VCU Med W are all closed. It's Tuesday morning rush hour. People rely on the bus for work.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Nine ads and a paywall for 1 single sentence with no identifying information—no address or neighborhood, no time or date, no names, no description of the incident—nothing. Great work, Gwyndolyn Miles, Breaking News Reporter!

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

So many videos of pro-Gaza/climate/labor protesters being manhandled out of venues for peacefully protesting politicians. These overmonied imbeciles would do well to remember that electing them WAS the compromise. We were going to burn it all down before the Democrats told us they had a plan and...

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

If you thought I was done wishing death upon our corporate oligarchs today, you were wrong. Dominion's boardroom is ripe for the reaping. NOTE: EVERYTHING I WRITE IS SATIRE. OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE HELD BY NOBODY. ME AND MY EMPLOYER BELIEVE IN NOTHING.

Outgoing text messages:
I already paid those motherfuckers $500 this month. They didn't even send me a proper disconnection notice. And as soon as I paid that, just now, less than a fucking second, the power turned back on. They can just do it digitally now.
The CEO needs to be dragged out into the street and shot in front of his family. The boardroom doors need to be screwed shut and the building lit on fire.
And they're adding an arbitrary $8 or whatever on every bill, while everybody's rates are through the goddamn roof because of data centers.
No mercy, no quarter. Just shot.
Evil people. Subhumans.
Hell's chasm yawns wide and yearns for their vile, dark hearts.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

The Starbucks on Robinson had been there for 20 years. The line about "consistent... experience" and "acceptable financial performance" is horse shit. This was not only one of the five unionized stores in RVA. IIRC, it was where the local SBWU organization efforts began. Get Luigied, Brian Niccol.

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Chad Bonin @chadbonin.com · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

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Bulk and Skull's Classroom High Five

ALT: Bulk and Skull's Classroom High Five

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Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

June Arbuckle meeting her pre-transition self

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

@dannyavula.bsky.social — I can't wait for the day when I can forget who you are.

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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"We got tired of people talking about our pervert goggles, so we made an even easier to conceal camera device, and we gave it mascots. Those mascots are a mushroom tip and a peach emoji."

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KLo @klogoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The lib-pocalypse of Nov 2024 really degraded this site. I've had a bunch of weirdos chirping at me for 2 days because I said we should impose social consequences on fake leftists astroturf liberals in the independent media space. One of them said social consequences can cause neurological damage.

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026

when somebody orders a shot of malört

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.
Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.
Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.
Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.
Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.

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giuseppe @heavy-lens.com · 25/09/2026

free natural air conditioning for virginia! eat it dominion energy

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Banana boys

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m @mjjii.com · 24/09/2026

digital art. a donut shop with a tall sign next to it that says donuts. there is a mysterious beam of light shining down on the shop. the same color light is coming out of the windows and door

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

GIRL DINNER GOALS

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 23/09/2026

*****, I don't know why ***** won't press charges against your thieving ass, but you know how much you swindled, and you're extremely lucky to have a job at *****'s competitor instead of rotting in prison for several massive felonies. If I were you, *****, I'd leave the state.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit”

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 23/09/2026

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/09/2026

I love living in a world where hundreds of dollars of my paycheck goes to health insurance and then I still need to pay hundreds for my meds I need to live

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Cubs’ top of the lineup looks so different without Cody Bellinger

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i turned my life around

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 22/09/2026

Lyft doesn't alert drivers when their rider hails them as a "pet Lyft," and some of these drivers don't know that they're in the system as "pet Lyft" drivers, and some of them really hate dogs. This seems like a simple problem to fix, but it's been a problem for years.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your post starts out with “Honest question:” I think, ok here’s a rat bastard

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026

gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this is an age of miracle and wonder

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“I think that guy might do something violent” “What makes you think that?” “The way he keeps smoking meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer”

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the internet used to be an intellectual escape from the world but now it's part of the world. so clearly we need an internet for the internet

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks

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Jake Lawrence @jwalbass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As soon as we put A.I. on weapons systems we blew through Asimov's 3 laws of robotics. And we don't even have a good robot yet.

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Ali Faruk @alifarukrva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Let's do it #rva

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Dash Lewis // Gardener @gardenerjams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

met a chicagoan who described richmond as the “stoner south” and i dug it

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Sam Bellamy @sambdesk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The latest from Christopher Shields. Free link. Click for the full view. fightthefire.substack.com/p/monumental

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Monumental

Cartoon by Christopher Shields

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026

The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.

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