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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 14h

RICHMOND: When you buy tickets at The Byrd you are giving money to anti-Palestinian and anti-trans causes!!! It's a shame to have to boycott this beautiful theater which is a cornerstone of Carytown, but ownership will change and we will get our favorite movie palace back eventually. Hold the line!

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pathetic…..

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 01/10/2026

"Cavity geology?" 😳 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were flirting with me!

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 30/09/2026

Here's a guy running a red light with his babies in a Shriner's Cybertruck.

A guy holding up a baby with a young child sitting next to him in a miniature vehicle that looks like a Cybertruck in the Pulse lane on Broad Street. There are no car seats or restraints.

The same vehicle in the middle of the intersection. Red traffic lights are clearly visible.

The same vehicle zooming out frame with motion blur.

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope everyone has a Hussein

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seriously 💥 😡🙄

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 30/09/2026

“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?” “SIR, YES SIR!” “ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?” “SIR, YES SIR!” “DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!” “SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR” “WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Soup of the day: Salt

Soup (a shaker of salt tipped over, with a pile of spilled salt)

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026

there has never been a better time to be on the Political Sickos website that is also the Sports Website

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Google and Apple immediately update their maps.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 30/09/2026

I didn't even catch his spelling mistake. I was so annoyed by the confidence of, "Sorry to nitpick but it's science," after incorrectly correcting people who would know better. The Internet turns us all into angry toddlers.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 30/09/2026

You are correct. My mnemonic was, "Stalactites hang on *tight*, and stalagmites *might* rise up to meet them."

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

talking to rahm is like sex, it's bad. right? it's boring and bad and a waste of four minutes. right? it's like that for everyone? right?

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

christ this infuriates me. ACA bridged the gap between my divorce (with loss of spousal benefits) and medicare eligibility. without it, I would not have had access to health care for eight years.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

just moments before this, lieutenant joe tormolen took the bare hand he dipped into contaminated goo and stuck it under his hood and sniffed it proving that humanity only survives to the 23rd century by mistake and apparently some folks in science division got their posts as a favor to a friend.

crewman joe tormolan wearing a fucking decontamination suit in a contaminated room, but with a glove off because he’s evidently a slackjawed yokel.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.

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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026

this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 30/09/2026

To nitpick your nitpicking, stalactites are stalactites because they *formed* on the ceiling of a cave. They don't still have to *be* on the ceiling of a cave.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 30/09/2026

The phrase, "The American of Century of Humiliation," is making the rounds. The memes are my definitely favourite part of the slow annihilation of humankind in the 21st century.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 29/09/2026

GRTC reports, "The 5:40am GRTCPulse bus leaving Willow Lawn is out of service. Expect reduced frequencies between 5-9am with 15-min. arrival times." It's nearly 9 AM with 30-min. arrival times and no further updates from GRTC. This is absolutely dysfunctional for a vital public service.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 29/09/2026

Who can explain what the fuck is going on with the Pulse today? The next two arrivals are 24 and 27 minutes away, and the sign is announcing Riverfront E & W, Main Street E, Allison Street E, Staples Mill W, VCU Med W are all closed. It's Tuesday morning rush hour. People rely on the bus for work.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

She'd be perfect for the pop-up market outside of Gallery 5 on First Fridays, if she doesn't already have a table!

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Nine ads and a paywall for 1 single sentence with no identifying information—no address or neighborhood, no time or date, no names, no description of the incident—nothing. Great work, Gwyndolyn Miles, Breaking News Reporter!

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Does she have a shop? I'd buy the hell out of stuff like this.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Electric/utilities bills are unprecedented; every single company/municipality involved is hiking rates further AND stepping up collection. Meanwhile, wages are stagnant, minimum wage is the same as it was 18 years ago & the job market is a fucking desert. People will die. I hope it's their people.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

NOTE: ALL PERCEIVED CALLS TO VIOLENCE ARE NONSPECIFIC BLUSTER PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT. EVERYTHING IS SATIRE. I AM A DUMB TROLL WITH ZERO OPINIONS OF ANY CONSEQUENCE. MY WORDS ARE MERE FARTS IN THE WIND. I AM NO PERSON, I AM A BRAND. MY SPEECH IS JUST ADVERTISING. WORDS MEAN NOTHING. POOPOO.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

we had to trust them. If they're so intimidated by banners and yelling, and they feel the need to employ brute force and criminal charges against us, they NEED to remember that their election was Plan B and Plan A was their heads. Their campaigns ended, they sat at their desks, and they did nothing.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

So many videos of pro-Gaza/climate/labor protesters being manhandled out of venues for peacefully protesting politicians. These overmonied imbeciles would do well to remember that electing them WAS the compromise. We were going to burn it all down before the Democrats told us they had a plan and...

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

If you thought I was done wishing death upon our corporate oligarchs today, you were wrong. Dominion's boardroom is ripe for the reaping. NOTE: EVERYTHING I WRITE IS SATIRE. OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE HELD BY NOBODY. ME AND MY EMPLOYER BELIEVE IN NOTHING.

Outgoing text messages:
I already paid those motherfuckers $500 this month. They didn't even send me a proper disconnection notice. And as soon as I paid that, just now, less than a fucking second, the power turned back on. They can just do it digitally now.
The CEO needs to be dragged out into the street and shot in front of his family. The boardroom doors need to be screwed shut and the building lit on fire.
And they're adding an arbitrary $8 or whatever on every bill, while everybody's rates are through the goddamn roof because of data centers.
No mercy, no quarter. Just shot.
Evil people. Subhumans.
Hell's chasm yawns wide and yearns for their vile, dark hearts.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Even though they don't need the outdated equipment or furnishings, you better believe Starbucks is going to strip that location down to the studs to prevent exactly that from happening. RVA SBWU has been a stick in their craw for years, and Starbucks has been waiting eagerly to relish their payback.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

I don't know how they would "take" the shop. Back in the day, you'd need about 12 men with rifles to counter the scabs and Pinkertons.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

The Starbucks on Robinson had been there for 20 years. The line about "consistent... experience" and "acceptable financial performance" is horse shit. This was not only one of the five unionized stores in RVA. IIRC, it was where the local SBWU organization efforts began. Get Luigied, Brian Niccol.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Virginia has A.I. surveillance cameras everywhere, and these police departments who couldn't give two shits about our privacy rights have the unmitigated gall to ask us for unpaid labor to do *their* jobs? No thanks, gumshoe, go pound the pavement and find your own clues.

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Chad Bonin @chadbonin.com · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

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Bulk and Skull's Classroom High Five

ALT: Bulk and Skull's Classroom High Five

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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

June Arbuckle meeting her pre-transition self

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

@dannyavula.bsky.social — I can't wait for the day when I can forget who you are.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Can you please make your website suck less? The story was interrupted by four A.I.-generated slop ads, and the only non-A.I. ad I saw was for an assemble-yourself Temu go-cart without a roll cage, which might as well be the Israeli model because it would definitely kill a kid.

An advertisement on Channel 12's webpage. Relevant text: "AI-generated ad with virtual cha racters [sic] not based on any real person. dialogue is for illustration only."

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

I promise to respect your opinion on cream pies, and to keep my sophomoric snickering to a minimum.

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Standard Leftist Bot Account @reed.bradenstone.com · 28/09/2026

Mother Theresa withheld pain medication from suffering people under her care when there was a hospital full of the stuff less than half a mile away. "False compassion," is telling someone dying of abscesses that Christ on the Cross should put their pain into context. Tax all church property.

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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"We got tired of people talking about our pervert goggles, so we made an even easier to conceal camera device, and we gave it mascots. Those mascots are a mushroom tip and a peach emoji."

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KLo @klogoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The lib-pocalypse of Nov 2024 really degraded this site. I've had a bunch of weirdos chirping at me for 2 days because I said we should impose social consequences on fake leftists astroturf liberals in the independent media space. One of them said social consequences can cause neurological damage.

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