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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 10/09/2026
"The noir aesthetic is at odds with the noir ethos — because the aesthetic is fundamentally conservative and designed to lull you with familiarity, while the awareness of pervasive corruption and systemic violence really ought to wake you the fuck up." I'm over noir: buttondown.com/charliejane/...
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I'm Sick of Noir
For the next couple days, you can pre-order my upcoming novel Good Things Are Coming Your Way from Barnes & Noble for 25 percent off with the code...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My kid: Draw me a skeleton! Also my kid: I'm going to draw red all over him!
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Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
ALT: Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tim curry had with miss piggy what the cowardly fraud geoff keighley craves but will never obtain
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Marked himself safe from "The Great AusAlert test 2026"
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
After messing around with custom controllers for the last few months: accessible controllers and cheap components you can integrate with them, alongside button mapping, are the best thing to happen in gaming in the last 5-10 years
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've finally finished a shareable version of my Pinball controller! youtube.com/shorts/HDAvI... Print files: www.printables.com/model/178333...
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Virtual Pinball PC controller with working plunger- The Redball
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had forgotten until today, but there's 100% a photo of me dressed as Alan Grant for book week
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bit cruel of them to reimprison him just so they can free him again. Some Kafka shit
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@blaghs.bsky.social
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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Putri Prihatini @putriprihatini.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday
An illustration of the Fellowship, reimagined with Chinese-style period outfits.An illustration of armors of Gondor, Rohan, and Rivendell Elves, reimagined using different periods of Chinese armors as concepts. On the top right are three side profiles of Rohan man, Gondorian, and Elf with different Chinese hairstyles. On the bottom right is Aragorn's banner redrawn with Chinese influence.A concept art of Bag End reimagined as Chinese court houses, with tall stone gates, round wooden doors, curved roofs, and open courtyard, nestled in a hill.A concept art of Rivendell in the style of Chinese painting. Next to it are several props drawn in Chinese style such as Fellowship brooch based on gingko leaves, lembas in the shape of mooncake, Elfstone as round jade, Galadriel's phial in a green jade bottle, and shards of Narsil.
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@lumpley.bsky.social maaaaaany years ago you wrote up a tutorial on creating apocalypse world style art. Do you have a link somewhere or it written out you can share? Kicking off my Burned over campaign and before the second session I'd like to do some portraits
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I feel like @charliejane.bsky.social needs to see this post
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
AND A FLAGON FOR THE MERRY ELVES OF LLAAAAANOWAR --refrain from "the merry elves of llanowar," from my unreleased double LP "a gathering place," consisting mainly of Irish folksong pastiche, rejected by the label in a memo saying, and here I quote, "only cool and popular people will like it. no"
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Maybe not six, but at least four. Og releases on PlayStation and Xbox, PC, and the PS4 version
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a pixelated image of a cartoon character wearing a helmet and goggles
ALT: a pixelated image of a cartoon character wearing a helmet and goggles
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 21/04/2026
As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism. buttondown.com/charliejane/...
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Sherlock Holmes Is Finally Free To Be Gay
I recently watched the utterly ridonkulous TV show Young Sherlock, which takes some delightfully strange liberties with the character of Sherlock Holmes....
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Some @themountaingoats.bsky.social shots from last night- incredible show!
John Darnielle singing solo at a microphoneJohn Darnielle and saxophonist/bassist/keys guy Matt DouglasMatt Douglas playing a saxophone very wellJohn Darnielle singing No Children to an entire audience yelling "I hope you die" (lovingly)
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 16/03/2026
I woke up this morning and chose violence buttondown.com/charliejane/...
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Let Firefly Stay Dead!
Reminder! You can still get a signed, personalized, doodled copy of Lessons in Magic and Disaster, my novel about a trans witch, her grief-stricken lesbian...
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Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Walking away from Omelas like
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1820
Paddington in Parasite (2019)
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Cunk on the Multiverse
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@jacksonwryan.com nice piece in the sat paper
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did you hear about the scientists that tried to cross a cheetah with a crab? Things went sideways real fast.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 01/12/2025
Blue Prince (2025)
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“I was just following otters.”
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Everything about the Warriors of the World Ablaze Apocalypse World hack looks incredible
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The worst part about perpetual battles of wits with a two year old is the feeling you're constantly losing them
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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I am a laaaaand of constant sorrow.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/08/2025
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive to them I say two things: 1. are you fucking serious 2. go fuck yourselves
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It's 3AM at a gay popculture convention in NYC and this is how I've chosen to spend my time No regrets
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 17/08/2025
Animated GIF of Yakko Warner preparing to sing Countries of the World.
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Beets theft, a serious crime
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@norgad.bsky.social hey I am running brackish, it's great, anyway I can tip you $$$ for a couple community copies for the pool?
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