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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tickets for MagiCon: Detroit secured.

Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I keep seeing this thumbnail for Other Mommy, but it just doesn't read as a horror movie to me. It just looks like a kid excited that mom is about to make some delicious Circletine.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: Smoking Popes Wired: Vaping Papes

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Some ancient peoples believed that your death was a fated moment set in time. They're wrong though. It's a fated moment set in time, minus the sum total of all the seconds you've left on the microwave for someone else to clear.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's not a huge change in the setup but my big Samsung monitor crapped out on me just out of warranty so I got an OLED to replace it.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I heard that "Havering" is slang for getting run over by a sewage truck.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HRC has been throwing trans people under the bus for decades. They've always been dog shit.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's been a while since Tom's been out to the theater. This was a blast.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I know there's "the meta", but like what if a smaller thing like "the meta" existed on a store level? What would such a thing be called? And is adapting to it foolish?

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh good, you're finally awake.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Now that was a Star Trek episode.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Star Trek IV: We have the Voyage Home at Home

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Nasty bathroom selfie, quick test fit without contacts or makeup. Can get it all on myself if needed. Hoping to meet Mr. Takei this weekend. Finished with no time to spare! Nobody show @sodders.bsky.social or @derekbgayle.bsky.social, they’re spandex perverts.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just doing an inventory and I still have 39 cards (that I know of) worth more than 100 bucks. Most of that is tied up in mana production that could be done almost as good for much cheaper. Lemme know if you're coming to Detroit in feb and are in a buying mood.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Peter Cullen was the first voice actor I recognized as a kid. That moment where you're like "Hey wait a minute..." And realize Optimus Prime is somehow also doing the intro to Voltron.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A burger place opened two blocks from me with super late hours and delicious burgers. Then I saw they were using images like this to advertise. I refuse to eat food prepared by people that think burgers should have scales. Absolutely nauseating.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Been watching the excitement about the MSCHF magic set and smiling along and enjoying the cards being shown off. Then the other shoe drops and I see @magic.wizards.com is pushing the envelope on unethical product distribution. 7 card booster packs at $20 a pop is bad.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've blocked about 1,600 accounts on here. Top blockees are: Harry Potter fans. AI bros. Genocide enthusiasts. "I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire". People who reference the current horrors no matter how unrelated the topic.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I did two versions. The complete version with all the places may parents dragged me to when I was a kid buried in a book or my game gear, and one with just my own personal travels.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I wish people could separate the art* from the artist** *JK Rowling's head **JK Rowling's body

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Wrath of Khan starring Joel Kinnaman as Michael Shannon as William Shatner.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: They're Giants

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No one's gotta hand it to Nick Hoult because of a scheduling conflict.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The cat version of 69ing is they get in position and just kick the shit out of each other's faces with their back legs.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hal Jordan reciting the Green Lantern oath like it's the last Hail Mary in a rosary.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I wish people could separate the art* from the artist** *JK Rowling's head **JK Rowling's body

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*Man walks woman home from date* Woman: *gestures to house* Well, this is me. *Woman fades from existence* House: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DECEPTION.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hey friends, this is engagement bait. There are real businesses using AI art for food that looks disgusting, and then there are people making stuff like this with actual insect grubs and whatnot to make you even madder about it. Watch out for misinformation in all its forms.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I can't believe Star Trek has Spock canonically fucking a muppet and then just rips it away.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Master of puppets is Metallica's seminal album, but Load is their seminal album.

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jazzi🐣 @foodcu-be.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the upper decks

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I remember a cop show where they couldn't find the gun used in a crime so another cop offers a drop piece. The "good cop" refuses it, but then he never turns in his coworker for offering a drop piece. Even our fictional good cops are bad cops.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

POV: it's 15 minutes till food time.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

ChatGPT launched less than four years ago. No one has grown up with AI.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A movie that came out one year ago still holds up today? Wild.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Upgrades for Food and Fellowship.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Woodward Dream cruise has such a low density of classic cars this year it just looks like people setting up to watch a traffic jam.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I know Sentinel is a city in Hammerfell, but I'm not feeling it as a game title. The implication that one city is central to the game... Also Sentinel just sounds like a job and I'm not smithing 100 iron daggers for employment purposes.

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Goddammit I wish I'd thought of this.

A man wearing a white t-shirt with an illustration of a muscular Rom from DS9 wearing leathers, labeled "Rom of Finland."

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Satires satirize things happening at the time the work was created. It was always an observation and not a prediction. You will always be able to say "I thought ____ was supposed to be satire." But you shouldn't.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It had its share of issues, but man, 13 years later Bioshock Infinite is still a good looking game.

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Timoxenos @magipolycarp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"This place is dead, wanna go to the new nazi bar that opened across the street from the old nazi bar?"

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Kyle Rittenhouse is Xeni Jardin's Hatsune Miku.

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