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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 2h
This was shot at my university- knowing how un-italian all the locations are makes it even funnier
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maaaaaany years ago with commander decks. It's fun!
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She's played the looooooooooooong game on you
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Winner every time Sausage, Lemon, Ricotta Pasta – Andy Cooks www.andy-cooks.com/blogs/recipe...
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Sausage, Lemon, Ricotta Pasta
My sausage and lemon ricotta pasta: Italian sausage, fresh ricotta and lemon emulsified with starchy pasta water into a creamy sauce. 15 minutes. Serves 4.
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She did a killer cover a couple months ago on triple j (Australian radio) youtu.be/3sni1ckbBqw?...
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Rebecca Black covers Addison Rae’s ‘Fame is a Gun’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 10/09/2026
"The noir aesthetic is at odds with the noir ethos — because the aesthetic is fundamentally conservative and designed to lull you with familiarity, while the awareness of pervasive corruption and systemic violence really ought to wake you the fuck up." I'm over noir: buttondown.com/charliejane/...
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I'm Sick of Noir
For the next couple days, you can pre-order my upcoming novel Good Things Are Coming Your Way from Barnes & Noble for 25 percent off with the code...
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
D'Angelo Barksdale asking where MOWU IS JACE WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOWU
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
D'Angelo Barksdale wanting to know where THE DOG IS AT JACE WHERE THE FUCK IS MOWU JACE
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That third piece is actually really cool- nice colours, family vibe
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's gonna be capital D Discourse
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My kid: Draw me a skeleton! Also my kid: I'm going to draw red all over him!
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Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
ALT: Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ocean Guam
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*Raises hand as the lone I'm Not There defender*
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tim curry had with miss piggy what the cowardly fraud geoff keighley craves but will never obtain
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, Kojima sadly the most correct man on the planet these days
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I mean, he's very talented...
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The coverage of them was also tighter- if it wasn't in Hyper (or similar) you weren't going to hear about it and probably looked past them on the shelf
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sturgeons law has always applied to video games
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Congratulations to you, @jacksonwryan.com and all the writers and contributors!
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is revenge for every "snow day" or "Thanksgiving" episode ever.
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
BAN HAD UNINTENDED COLLATERAL DAMAGE CUP NOODLE NOW BANNED
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
WHEN THE GAME BEGINS ALL PLAYERS NOW START THEIR ENGINES! GET IN LOSERS MAX SPEED COMMANDER
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I WANT TO BAN ELDRAZI WHICH ONE? ALL OF THEM NO SPAGHETTI ON MY TABLE
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sliding scale with stress and parenting- you lose books, then movies, then tv shows I'm at "comic books and games I can play for 15 minutes" but the pathway out I can see from here
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Geelong Cats. Down the coast from Melbourne
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fitzroy- who used to be the Lions- also within those three kilometres, but merged with Brisbane in the 90s! Some of the in-state rivalries are also incredibly intense- here in Adelaide, Crows (my team) vs the Port (Adelaide) Power is fierce, as is Fremantle/West Coast in Perth
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Light blue? North Melbourne? For historical reasons the AFL is very Victoria centric- many of the teams were originally in the Victorian football league. For reference, the suburbs Carlton (blues), Collingwood(magpies), and Richmond(tigers) are physically within about 3km of each other.
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As long as it's not Collingwood
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Picked a team?
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Marked himself safe from "The Great AusAlert test 2026"
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
After messing around with custom controllers for the last few months: accessible controllers and cheap components you can integrate with them, alongside button mapping, are the best thing to happen in gaming in the last 5-10 years
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah yes, Damp Dan down the street...
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've finally finished a shareable version of my Pinball controller! youtube.com/shorts/HDAvI... Print files: www.printables.com/model/178333...
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Virtual Pinball PC controller with working plunger- The Redball
YouTube video by redartifice
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks for this- my efforts for my players so far
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had forgotten until today, but there's 100% a photo of me dressed as Alan Grant for book week
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dragon Spirit Highlander
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bit cruel of them to reimprison him just so they can free him again. Some Kafka shit
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@blaghs.bsky.social
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tbh, evergreen statement
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*extremely RHCP voice* DREAM OF CALI-FORMAT-BAITIN'
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Atm I find it gives one time to "daydream apocalyptica" and write down questions
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Kali-Yuga! Show me the path!
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Red @redartifice.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Both clattering on top of the kitchen cupboard "Ah, Thunder Road"
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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