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real willa rose

@realwillarose.bsky.social
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Human woman. Moon freak mom by night, museum comms by day.

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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes when I can't sleep I scroll forever through Bluesky land like all of a single person's posts and laugh silently to myself until I'm bored so I try (barely) to sleep in my 6 yo old's top bunk but I still just keep scrolling forever but at least now I'm in a fort with a lazer light show!
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyway, here's Wagon Wheel.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me: Time to quiet my mind with meditation— My Mind: Remember in 7th grade when you made a joke so dorky nobody laughed so you said it again
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🏳️ Marked safe from butter yellow.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Considering getting into the rage bait economy.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2025
Low-grade fever: Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach. Cramps: Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know. Lightning crotch: Exorcism. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort
“For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Plagued by this crushing pit in my heart that if my children experience a school shooting then I will have no one to blame but myself, as their parent, for staying in this fucking country.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I spy my friend Stephen Towns!!
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
cheekfaceeeeeeeee
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
@osullyville.bsky.social The latest episode of The Outfit got me brainstorming the cast of the Ken Eto film, which got me realizing I am ignorant to many Japanese American actors. Somehow can't picture George Takei as the retired Eto drinking Dunkin in the Atlanta suburbs.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
magician opening his shirt "Are these your nipples" and they are
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My 5.5 year old made this hat for the @cheekface.bsky.social show tomorrow night. "LET'SROCK..." with a rock falling from the sky. Stay tuned to find out if I will regret bringing a child to an indie rock concert.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Every Saturday with my kids is a Calamitous ORTBO
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I don’t understand. I keep posting insightful takes on the world’s problems but it hasn’t magically fixed everything
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
More surprising, I think the reggae one is my favorite track, haha!
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Cheekface was right. It is a rude world. Can't say I had Cheekface reggae tracks on my 2025 bingo card but you know I support them 100% no matter what!
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Recs on who to follow on this app? I need a little more joy and silliness interspersed with the fucking DOOM, otherwise this place is untenable.
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Paige Engard @paigeengard.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You heard the sticker
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/02/2025
chaotic good
Kendrick grinning meme
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
What kind of brand name is this for kids snacks?
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Thank you Sharon McMahon for the breakdown. This is not ok, people.
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How Does Elon Musk Have So Much Power?
Early Monday morning, employees at the US Agency for International Development (USAID), the agency in charge of conducting humanitarian efforts around the world, were told not to come to work.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The overwhelming urge to buzz your undercut after spending two full years trying to grow out your undercut.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“We must end gender ideology,” say the people who believe that heterosexuality should be enforced with state violence and that women should have the legal status of permanent children.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :
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22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Cheekface was right. Life really is long like a CVS receipt.
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Abolish ice
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
When I start a new job I usually don’t defund Medicaid in the first week. I get my work computer set up and try to find some good lunch places near the office
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Deb Amlen @debamlen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I love this so much #severance
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Barry (Non Canon/Oxygen Thief) @dolanthology.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Cheekface were right: “no”
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It's always deeply appreciated when you see something that makes you think, "I've genuinely never seen anything that even reminds me of this." youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...
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Ladies & Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music | Official Preview | Peacock Original - SNL Fanatic
YouTube video by SNL Fanatic
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
How many wheels of Brie = 1 serving
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Since very few good things happen in this world anymore, I'll share... Wordle 1,318 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is perfect explanation
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connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I’ve been coming up with a list of male hobbies that are harmful to society and what I deem to be their acceptable, well-adjusted replacements. I think I’m onto something here…
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
One of the greatest joys of parenting is making up goofy ass songs for everything. Just burst into a song about getting out of the bath to the tune of Harry Belafonte's 'Banana Boat.' Rhymes aren't there yet, still workshopping. Stay tuned.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dangers of using your mud room as a secondary refrigerator when it's -14 degrees.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I really hate you, Mr. Beast Lab.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Do you ever feel like a pervert when you're trying to turn on a lamp you've never used before?
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I need a giant fucking Snickers bar full of ice cream.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
nothing in my adult life is more disappointing than the fact that trains never have legit cabooses
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I have a skate bro friend (acquaintance). Last time I saw him, he asked about my kids and if he could see a picture. He grabbed his heart and said "That's sick. Sick family, bro." He was truly sincere. I think about it all the time for some reason.
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People who know me know that I know the world is extremely ducked up right now. So please bear with me over the next few days as I ignore current events to populate this butterfly app with miscellany just to see what happens to my algorithm and how this thing even works. TIA to my 6 followers.
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Amanda Sterling 🩷 @amandaaction.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Mount Denali forever, indigenous sovereignty forever, land back forever
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 22/01/2025
yes next question
Are you a witch interactive panel
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real willa rose @realwillarose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is my first post on Bluesky. Hope I don't blow it.
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