connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Funniest possible result of this ballroom situation is Democrats take office in 2028 and name it some shit like the “Barack Obama Ballroom” just to spite him 060
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh shit she found out about the COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts going mask optional on Saturday evenings 030
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m bringing a cake pop to the job interview too 060
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is it unprofessional to bring an iced coffee to a job interview? What if I brought a Pop Tarts Frosted S’mores Buzz Ball. What then. Life is fleeting. I haven’t had a successful job interview in five years 1102
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fun, affordable date idea: going to the grocery store and watching the live lobster tank but not buying anything 020
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do bored midwestern teens still drive around for fun or is that too expensive now 080
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It cracks me up how people will steal even the lamest looking packages off the street, like okay bro I hope you enjoy my ten dollar banana hooks 😭 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026eating a banana is so embarrassing like okay im really giving monkey 050
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reminder that Dolly Parton never became a billionaire not because she couldn’t be, but because she never wanted to be 💖 rest in peace to a beautiful soul ✨ 0253
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My new favorite genre of photo is Trump’s aide Natalie Harp ominously following him around wherever he goes like that girl from the movie Obsession 041
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The obvious replacement to Karoline Leavitt and only person who could diva out on her level is Kristie Noem’s bimbofied husband giving press conferences wearing those huge fake tits 0111
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You can tell a lot about a gay guy based on what color of heart emoji he uses ❤️ 080
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Cats are awesome, like yeah let me bring this beast into my home who scratches me and all of my belongings 😊 0100
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When a woman has a custom license plate: gorgeous, beautiful, confident, sexy, c*nty, slay When a man had a custom license plate: perverted, disgusting, full of himself, call 911 immediately 050
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Omg the plane landed EVERYONE STAND UP AND FORM A MOB IN THE WALKWAY!! 150
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Can’t pay attention to this trump speech because I’m so distracted by the comically large shoulder pads on his suit 010
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Oh girl I’m not worried about the explosive diarrhea lettuce parasite I’m on PrEP 💁🏼♂️ 080
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I heard that REAL PATRIOTS who LOVE and voted for our PRESIDENT are eating TONS AND TONS of lettuce RIGHT NOW! DONT let fake news media fool you, support our dear leader Donald Trump and EAT THE LETTUCE! 🥬 MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 170
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Petition for every restaurant to give me wayyyy more bread than necessary for the provided dip so I can us the bread as a vehicle for dip and still have some bread left over to snack on 090
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Feel like shit just want 3d pinball space cadet 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why did we ever stop using the cowbell in music BRING BACK THE HORNY DISCO COWBELL 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Tbh trump does rly act like he just fell out of a coconut tree 050
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The flop that is the Great American State Fair starts to make sense when you remember that Trump is a NYC trust fund kid who’s never once spent time in a rural county let alone one that throws an actually great state fair 0101
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Can a brand please send me on a brand trip to the Great American State Fair so I can cover this mess like it’s Coachella 170
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reviewing the 2026 Supreme Court decisions 👎🏻🇺🇸 070
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I love when people tell content creators to get a “real job” …like oh ok sorry! I’ll go do something super real, like being an investment banker! Or maybe a landlord 0100
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I just watched the first episode of HBO Neighbors and it reminded me of when I lived in the suburbs in Kansas City I had a neighbor who would leaf blow his lawn *literally* three times a day It got to the point my boyfriend and I started hallucinating leaf blower noises because it was so constant 281
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 24/06/2026TikTok monetization is dead thanks to US ownership. I recently posted a Pride video that got 900k views and I was paid only $32.75. Last year I posted a similar video that got 750k views but paid $356.64. If you’ve noticed that your favorite creators are starting to leave TikTok, this is why. 0111
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I neglected my sourdough starter Bert for six months and he became moldy and I genuinely feel grief as though I just murdered a member of my own family in cold blood 370
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 15/06/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY TO SUBSCRIBE TO PARAMOUNT+ TO WATCH THE UFC FIGHT ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN 080
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Just had a near death experience (took a nap after an international flight) 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 18/05/2026why has nobody tagged me in the watermelon thigh crushing challenge this is twink discrimination. My dainty legs can’t do it but 080
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/05/2026really professional things happening on truth social today 130
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Just learned that there is a German word “backpfeifengesicht” which translates to “a face that begs to be slapped” and I think I must start incorporating that into my vocabulary 👀 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Just realized that BRAT was release on June 7 2024 and Addison was released June 6 2025 …something big is gonna happen June 5 2026 I feel it in my bonesssss 020
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Can’t stand this woman why’s she always looking at me like 👁️👄👁️ 140
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Reviewing merch from the Tr*mp Store Mother’s Day collection 🌸🐝 2131
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Reviewing looks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner red carpet 193
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Begging for a bar to have a regular Björk night 160
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Nobody will ever convince me that those plastic disposable salt grinders are anything but a scam 130
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Protecting my peace by filing an extension on my tax returns 070
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My main issue with the Paul brothers is that both of their hair looks like shit. Once they figure that out I’ll make further judgements 040
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Sometimes I feel extremely stressed and then I remember that I’ll never have to take college algebra again and I realize that everything’s going to be okay 161
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Trump just posted his conservative commentator burn book on main 😭 130
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This is the foreign policy equivalent of a parent saying “I’m going to count to three” when they want you to do something 090
connor clary @connorclary.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Teasing war plans like it’s a Taylor Swift album release 090
