Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5sI’ve sometimes wondered why the teacher is holding a straight razor and then I remember, this is laughing colours dot com we’re talking about 000
Reposted by Tamper Proof LidTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20/09/2024This dude tried to pay me in florins 🤣 take your medici ass back to the uffizi the real traders are working here 37612
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 48mIt’s funny how low the bar is for going hard these days 080
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10hLmfao the middle aged walking thumb tried to do the finger circle thing to a guy in a Caps jersey and got owned 150
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10hA guy with a wedding crashers themed goalie mask is owning you rn 021
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11h5 Caps goals AND too many men on the ice? What is it, 2010? 161
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11hEric Lindros fucked your wife when you were teammates, Rod you, frosted tips fuck 120
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11hLmfao shut the fuck up bitch let’s gooooo Ryan Leonard 8 secs after your PPG on a bullshit call 120
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11hThe Washington Capitals are fuckint sexy. They get me fuckint hard 040
Reposted by Tamper Proof LidTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/12/2024As always I apologize to my non-Caps followers for my Caps content. I also apologize to my Caps friends for my regularly scheduled programming. I will change nothing and wish everyone the best. 2293
Reposted by Tamper Proof Lidm. @wshcaps.bsky.social · 18hhappy washington capitals game day to all who celebrate 0225
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14hOh, you noticed something. Good for you, buddy. That was insightful and not something someone else might have picked up on. Great. That’s your job, maybe you should get some fucking interests 1150
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14hIs there anything worse than a therapist having a good insight? 3182
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14hYeah I got dietary restrictions. Restrictions on eating shit that sucks!!! 0103
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14hOkay so why exactly is the guy who plays piano comedy on netflix the PM over there? 121
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14hCalmly slapping whatever is in people’s hands out of their hands on the metro and saying “Caps back in action tonight” while smiling broadly 0122
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15hWhen I meet a mf name Alfredo…make me go mmmmm. Damn. 3131
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15hNever understood people who couldn’t do it. Like, just have faith bro. Also now they got cameras and shit you literally cannot fuck this up 000
Reposted by Tamper Proof LidTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 09/08/2024“Yeah, that’s no problem. We can get that sorted out for you. I’m going to transfer you to my colleague Bustamante Caramelo who will get you taken care of, okay? Alright, have a nice day, hold for Bustamante” 2396
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20h‘Nutter. Butter.’….I’m not-…………i don’t even- [a biblically accurate Angel appears and consumes me] 050
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20h‘Nutter Butter’? ….Excuse me?….I’m not even gonna say it 2132
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20hObviously you didn’t have more room That’s the joke! 0130
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20hHelping a guy parallel park and they get mad at me for gesturing them back and hitting the other car. Like understand humor and sarcasm, dude. Not my fault your situationally unaware-ass out here, 4201
