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Tamper Proof Lid

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bro we just got scored on by a mfing Marquis
Capitals 0 @ Lightning 1
G: Charle-Edouard D'Astous (1)
A: B. Hagel (1) and E. Lilleberg (1)
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably exploring would be my guess
BBC: “Family of British explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes say they don't know where he is” with picture of older man with gray hair and bushy eyebrows, presumably sir fiennes
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heh. Yes, well ,
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uh huh
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me rn reading this (fitting you into the Angelus)
French oil painting “the Angelus”

The two peasants are praying the Angelus in the middle of a field over some potatoes
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shit look uncomfortable af
Live Science: Guldhøj folding chair: The only completely preserved chair from Bronze
Age Europe

It looks like a luggage stand, two interlocking pieces that form an X
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People needa get a life
One day C3PO tells you he loves art. He has also looked at a great deal of art, and would suffer greatly due to not being allowed to make art.
Is it ethical to forbid him from making art?
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Okay.
Homes and Gardens headline: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Are Rewriting Gray's Dull Reputation With the Neutral Set to Define 2027 Living Rooms

With presumably, the individuals in question, pictured
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a safe space,
Some posts from me:

They had a fucked up word for "shorty" in shakespeare that I will not repeat here

I don't think shakespeare was real or good and I'll stand by it

Shakespeare is like the rolling stones. If you'd never heard music before, and heard them, you'd be like hey this is good. But if you have, it's like, wow this is bad. I get that they had to happen for other things to happen. Okay. That doesn't mean they're good. He is this of words in Englishe

Yeah great movie man shakespeare that's very cool no one has heard about him uh huh

Timing a hip check so well that shakespeare…
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Posts from me about the rolling stones 

Honky tonk girl is a racist song against white people by the rolling stones 

Seeing a guy in a rolling stones tshirt: "You know they got other bands now, right?"

Wearing a rolling stones tshirt is like wearing a queen victoria tshirt. Cause they are contemporaries

Bach. Better than the rolling stones but similar to me in that it's like, okay. I get it. It's not good though, really. Well, that's not fair, The rolling stones are bad. You follow

Seinfeld is like the rolling stones but somehow worse
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jump off a bridge you zombie orange bastard lmao
Upside down derek mcguiness looking like the vapid shit he is. Score of the Jagiellonia
Bialystok 3-2 aggregate win over sevco rangers is on the image
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lmfao
Bregman stat line from tonight in the fantasy app. 3/3 , 3 R, 3 HR, 7 RBI
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a year for Meatball Mikolas
Roster moves
Nats DFA RHP Miles Mikolas, call up LHP
Jackson Kent.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
M and m’s in the news
Get the Toking Mongoose post of a green m&m mech reads “Neon Delicious Evangelion”. Below it a post from me says “Kinda crazy they grow those candy coatings on peanut m and m's” with my own reply “Jimmy Carter little ass probably had something to do with this shit”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay.
AP news: “Astronaut Neil Armstrong's childhood home is for sale for the first time in nearly 40 years and its future is uncertain.”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Zuck looking like a burn victim with dyed hair wearing a silk shirt sleeve button up with a tiger on it. Just horrifying
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Someone out there is gonna buy this
Men's lululemon True Navy Boston Red Sox Raglan Coaches Jacket
$178.00

It’s a blue jacket, coach style. Has the red socks B on it on the left and little bit of text on the opposite breast
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean. What in the albion fuck
The who. Everyone looks very weird. They’re wearing sorta victorian jackets but not. Hair is weird and sorta mullet bowl cut. One of them is wearing a pajama shirt basically. I dunno I’ll spare you the details, it’s the who
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Otra sagrada familia 🙏
Screenshot of the search for “Bueno,” on the TPL post ledger. Several results
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Exchange where rando pitches a “democracy app” with “go to hell” as the Wise Man’s response
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They hacked milk? The fuck you hack milk? Fuck is in your milk?
Headline: Coca-Cola halts U.S. Fairlife milk production after cyberattack hits systems, company says

Picture of milk
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Go to Hell
Failing new york crimes headline “Too Many Books?” with a picture of a guy surrounded by books
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Never look at this fuckaas tile
The “trending” shit they got on this ass website. 

1. Clacton By-Election

2. Count Binface

3. Reform Party
Politics

4. Farage
Politics

5. Ann Widdecombe
Entertainment
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The way I said “bro what the fuck” out loud when I seen this shit
Online shopping model wearing a taupe colored blazer that has strange details like a very narrow and also high lapel, a visible stitched cuff. It’s very short, hitting just below the belt. The model is also wearing a denim collared shirt (which is longer fun the jacket), and a cream colored sweater. It also looks like a sausage with too much filling overall. 

The fit is fucked. 

Bro what the fuck
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You shouldn’t play pro ball if you don’t speak Spanish
Headline “All-Star Abrams' bilingual skills enhance Nats' team culture” with picture of him dapping Luis Garcia Jr.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Incredible
People also ask about

Discussion on Liam Neeson's pants incidents

Liam Neeson humor and memes

Advice for kids wetting their pants

Understanding why kids pee their pants

Favorite Kurtis Conner video moments

r/TrueOffMyChest • 1y ago
I Wet My Pants on Purpose Daily Because It Feels Amazing
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What the fuck are you talking about
AP News: “America at 250
After helping the U.S. win the Cold War, the all-you-can-eat buffet is fading. Thanks, COVID.”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This guy is so fucking funny. Whole personality is having a meltdown at all times for no reason
ESPN Fantasy push “Helmet thrown during brawl
Willson Contreras ejected for second straight game after charging pitcher as four tossed in
Red Sox-Nats”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
People are a wonder
Post from me saying “Taking pictures of various coworkers' desk setups and loudly saying "fucked up!" while laughing”

None follower reply “saying fucked up at coworkers desk setups while photographing them is unhinged office behavior and you know it”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
eBay seller says this is a “nationals st. Patrick’s day shirt”
Green Washington nationals shirt with the nationals word mark in the red white and green of the Mexican flag
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yeah no shit that’s where theyre from
NPR headline “Archaeologists find huge Viking textile production site in Denmark” with a picture of an archaeologist digging
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m sorry they’re doing what to the hills
AP news push “Golf
Wyndham Clark wins his second U.S. Open title with a victory at Shinnecock Hills.”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What the fuck
Instagram settings menu that says “Facebook Dating and Instagram” with a heart icon
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What are you fucking stupid?
The Conversation headline “What are those orange balls on some power lines?” With picture of power lines with those balls on em
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Butt ass Doodoo shit website
Bsky loading screen of a blank night sky
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lmao
Hearts players crying getting off the bus after losing to Celtic
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I mean come on
Brown as Celtic captain giving diouf the business. Shirt tucked, buzzed headBrown as a manager, full head of hair
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Do not talk to me or my sons ever again
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bitch what
Black background, small white text: “So many thoughts, you should post one”  . This is apparently what the bottom of the drafts folder on here looks like
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m good thanks
Online ad “Spray Alcohol on Your Bed” with subtitle “Spray Alcohol on Your Bed at Night and Just Watch”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
0-6 in playoff series since this happened wow
Oshie winning a fight against kris letang in the 2018 NHL playoffs
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What do you want me to do about it? I’m going to sleep rn
Popular Mechanics headline “A Ship Was Found Sailing Itself, With Breakfast Still on the Table. No One Ever Found the Crew.” With a spooky picture of an old sailing vessel in an eerie blue gray sky
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Go to hell man
Screenshot of red error message band that says “Forbidden” with an exclamation point icon. It’s from trying to look at notifications lmao
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They crazy for this
Map of an island labeled “Brunette Island”
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Well do ya, punk??!
“Neuropathy Has Been Linked to This Common Drink Daily. Do You Drink It?” ad. There’s a picture of someone’s feet soaking in like what looks like blended currants in ziploc bags. One person foot. It’s maybe ai
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Lmfao
Headline from “big Think” that says ‘The "rawdogging" trend: A new term for an ancient practice’ and there’s a picture of a guy looking out an airplane window with his chin resting on his hand and the cloud outside is shaped like a brain. Lmao
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Okay!?!
Business Insider headline says “ I spend $12,000 a year on Botox, hair, nails, and fitness. In Utah, they're necessary - especially in PR.” With a selfie of a woman in ski gear
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You won’t believe how these two look now
Classic meme of the guy at the astros game explaining something intensely to a woman looking like she’d rather be anywhere else on earth
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Satellite image of a remote island labeled “Inaccessible Island “
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
You lying little bitch
Screencap of original post saying “Post failed to upload. Please check your Internet connection and try again.” When it was clearly posted
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