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The Ranty Highwayman

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A highway engineer's adventures in time & space. The street is not too narrow your imagination is too narrow | Independent sustainable mobility design specialist | Better streets & places | Runs @cityinfinity.bsky.social | linktr.ee/rantyhighwayman

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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 5h
And one more: The First Purge. Not exactly cerebral, but hey.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 7h
There was a culture of bullying on the set of Sesame Street. Big Bird was often made to feel ostrich-sized.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 7h
And next it's Screamers
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 9h
If Toast of London did politicians
Barry Answer
SDP PPC, Mansfield
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 9h
In 2016, Leuven made a bold decision: instead of trying to accommodate ever-increasing car traffic, it would change the rules of the road entirely. A decade later, the Dutch-inspired traffic circulation plan has drastically improved the city’s accessibility, liveability and quality of public space.🧵
People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.People of all ages and abilities in casual autumn attire walk, cycle, sit, and ride the bus on the low-traffic streets of Leuven lined with buildings, trees, benches, terraces, and planter boxes.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 9h
Back for some more horror, completing the original Hellraiser trilogy with Hell On Earth.
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Chatterer Hellraiser
Alt: A closeup of the Chatterer. Teeth chattering with skin tightly pulled away from it's gums with oozing blood.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*** New blog post *** Join me for a spin along Argentinierstraße, Vienna's Dutch inspired cycle street. therantyhighwayman.blogspot.com/2026/10/arge...
A red surfaced road with a massive white cycle logo on it. There are people cycling towards us and planting both sides.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 9h
Les Dennis Misérables
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 10h
Citrus juicers as protection
A row of decorative street bollards sits along a paved sidewalk, featuring black posts topped with vivid red trim, white sections adorned with red five-pointed stars, and distinctive white sculpted tops that resemble manual citrus juicers.
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kevjs1982.uk @kevjs1982.uk · 11h
NCP literally being removed from our cities...
An NCP car park proudly displaying the NCP signage on the frontage. The rest of the car park has been demolished
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 12h
Previously:
The "Shut Up And Take My Money!" meme which shows Fry from Futurama angrily wafting a fistful of dollars. The image is now black and white, Fry is wearing some alien detector shades from "They Live" (1988) and the dollar bills are plain white with the words "THIS IS YOUR GOD" written on them in bold black letters.The "Is This A Pigeon?" meme which shows an anime guy in popped collars and glasses standing outside with his hand in the air as a butterfly flits close by. The butterfly is now T. Ocellus, the eyeball octopus monster from "Alien: Earth". Two of its tentacles are embedded in the guy's temple and it's a given that his left eye's getting forcibly evicted.The "Batman Slapping Robin" meme, but Batman is now Father Karras from "The Exorcist" (1973) and Robin is now Regan MacNeil, whose head has spun 180 degrees from the force of the blow, enabling us to see her spooky, messed up face. Her speech bubble says "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C-" while Karras' says "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!".Hey, it's another Donald Sutherland picture which also contains a +++SPOILER+++. This one is the "Leo Pointing" meme, but Leo's face has been swapped for that of Donald Sutherland's messed up, screaming alien face from the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1978).
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 14h
The death of Harry Webb and London’s gas-and-drive problem. www.londoncentric.media/p/nitrous-ox...
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“The killing of Harry Webb wasn’t just another statistic”: London’s gas-and-drive crisis
Plus: What will pedestrianised Oxford Street look? • Where in London are the Greens targeting next? • Phone theft decline is a central London thing
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London Cycling Campaign @londoncycling.bsky.social · 14h
🚴‍♀️ We're asking supporters to share their views on cycling in London, and we'd love to hear from you! The survey takes around 10 minutes, and as a thank you, you'll be entered to win a Bryton Rider S510 GPS bike computer and Bryton Gardia radar light. 👨‍💻 Take the survey today: buff.ly/B2VEjB5
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 13h
I wonder if that's because TfL hasn't numbered their junctions?
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 14h
There's a new issue (Viz 360) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.
A pic of the new issue (Viz 360) and a reader letter: "It's helpful of King Charles to assure his subjects that Harry and Meghan are 'non-working royals', so we can readily distinguish them from all the other royals stacking shelves in Tesco, delivering food for UberEats or pulling 18-hour shifts at the local A&E. Desmond Bullen, Sale"
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 15h
In terms of being able to make it a motorway, it would probably be far easier to build a new motorway along a different route and that would of course be a challenge for all sorts of political and environmental reasons.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 15h
The A12 (dualled bit at least) has lots of places where there are historic private accesses, direct access to homes, petrol stations and geometry that doesn't meet motorway standards. It's also used by farm traffic, mopeds and learners who are banned by motorways.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 16h
They should have swapped the word "people" with the word "racists".
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 16h
Also "we hail Prince George, we hail Price George."
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Blackadder Prince George
Alt: Blackadder Prince George
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 16h
And you're back!
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 16h
“I was saying boo-Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex”
ROYAL EXCLUSIVE
Rugby fans were booing the ref, not Harry, claims Sussex Squad
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Sir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 16h
Please sign this if you think that changing rules retrospectively on people already living in the UK is a shameful attack on the value of fairness that the government has repeatedly claimed they want to uphold.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I JuST
HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a thing of beauty
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a little crown which is begging to be relocated to a better spot, but not used it for a couple of years
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was a Pukka beef
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some sort of pudding with custard would be awesome
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gods bless Viz. National treasure.
A comic strip entitled 'Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Edgar Allen Poe'. That's all you need to know, really
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pie + chips + peas + gravy+ pepper = bliss
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Text which says "I've just seen a dead centipede a hundred feet in the air."
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And finally for today, we're off to Alaska for vampire yarn, 30 Days of Night.
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30 Days Of Night: God? No God.
Alt: 30 Days Of Night: A great faced vampire says "God? No God."
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Havering Cyclists @cyclehavering.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have our next Havering Cyclists meeting on Saturday 17th October. The meeting will be held in the cafe in the visitor’s centre in Hornchurch Country park. All are welcome so if you would like to come along, please get in touch via messenger for more details.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Original trilogy, I think it all went too silly after that.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Swiftly followed by Hellraiser 2: Hellbound.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And now it's time to tear your soul apart. It's Hellraiser.
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Hellraiser Pinhead
Alt: Hellraiser Pinhead A guy with a white face into which a grid of cuts have been made and in each corner of each square there is a large pin.
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Stephen Gower @sjgower.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
With little more than the stroke of a pen*, government could allow enforcement of double yellow lines, loading bays, etc, by camera enforcement with PCNs sent by post, rather than requiring an officer to fix the paperwork to the windscreen.
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Mike Cookson 🔶 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mikecookson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever wonder who teaches people to park on pavements? #DrivingInstructors I despair.
Professional DriverProfessional Pavement Parker
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Wouterrinos @wouterrinos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is impossible to pay 100% attention all the time. It is silly to demand this of any road user. And that is EXACTLY what the sustainable safety design philosophy used in Dutch road planning understands. Design roads so that when someone misses something it doesn't immediately result in deaths.
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 10/10/2026
Leuven might be the best cycling city you’ve never heard of. 37% of trips are by bike; not by accident, but by years of rethinking streets, reducing car dominance and recirculating traffic. While the large capitals attract most headlines, Leuven is another example of a small city making big moves.
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Engineer Like A Girl @engineerlikeagirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great to see so many lads turn up to football training on their bikes. Lots of the younger ones cycled with parents, too, or in/on cargo bikes. I guess having great infrastructure to get there helps...! 😍
A group of boys playing football in a park with a load of bikes lying down on the grass behind the goal Two young teenage boys cycling along a segregated cycle path with a park to one side and the sea to the other. There is also a parallel footpath with people walking dogs etc.
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Andy Roo @viewfromessex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Space 1999 lives
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100% - I need to visit the Cambridge because I think it could have been properly Dutch style and adding a Restricted Parking Zone would have avoiding DYLs which look like "this is a place for driving".
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Gareth Dennis @garethdennis.uk · 10/10/2026
I talk a lot about major transport investment, but one of the biggest bangs for the buck policy-wise would be a full pavement parking ban and more rigid enforcement of traffic rules. Enforcement is so lax that this stuff is just completely normalised now, and it's unacceptable.
a YSS Scaffolding truck parked on double yellows and blocking a pavement in Tang Hallan MG5 parked fully on the pavement as if it's a parking spot, blocking buggies from passing
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EmmanuelSPV @emmanuelspv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Avant / Après la piste cyclable le long de la départementale à Zegerscappel dans le Nord. Longue d'un kilomètre, elle permet d'aller à Esquelbecq, où se trouve la gare du coin.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The answer is, of course, to go to Whitby next year.
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Your rights if a hotel refuses to serve English food on a foreign holiday
A consumer rights champion has explained the rules after one woman had to eat Greek food every day on her Greek holiday
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Andrew Gant @andrewgant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These Tory politicians are plotting to “counter” policies which save lives. Let’s tell the truth: they are in favour of more casualties on our roads. It is unforgivable. I call on all of Oxfordshire’s Tories, and the PPC, to publicly disown this cruelty. Now
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Sir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By all means, write your column about Polanski. But it seems to me that the party of government, which has a huge majority in parliament, and which is pushing unprecedented anti-immigrant reforms, would deserve a little bit of scrutiny and pushback. Maybe even more (I know, crazy thought!)
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lots around at the moment
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Ruth Fletcher @mihe2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This makes me angry. UK policy on foreign students is wrong because it is racist and corrodes our society. It's also plain stupid: it is wrecking a major UK export industry that provides jobs, growth and innovation for our country.
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