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Jesse Johnson @jljzen.bsky.social · 10h

Aging Japanese neighbor just asked me if Donald Trump “really talks like a baby” in English.

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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Take a moment to read this, and you will not regret it.

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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fucks are at it again!

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’M BUSY DRINKING THIS COFFEE

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

Photoshopped b/w pic of two women in a Sesame Street library, holding a sign that says “Obey” and shushing Big Bird, who’s holding a sign that says “FUCK FUCK FUCK THE SYSTEM”

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.

Standing on a stage, a blue bear mascot with a tongue hanging out of its bloody mouth holds a string of intestines.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Another day that ends in why is anybody on X?

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. (Don’t download any new photos challenge.)

Star Trek: TNG crew saying “The Prime Directive forbids us from interfering. We cannot share our technology” in one photo, and the Stargate cast in the other photo saying “All of your gods are false. Here, take these guns.”

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Grand. Truly. They have until tomorrow to learn "Sweet Transvestite."

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fun with YouTube auto-translate youtu.be/saehM0Fr2tM

YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a children’s lesson, auto-translated: “…the meeting style, a children’s cerebral membrane circle was being held.”

YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a woman chopping vegetables, auto-translated: “There’s no way I’m going to throw up on the continuous dredge that…”

YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing two women looking at food in a kitchen, auto-translated: “What do you think, tonight’s dinner I’m going to puke [Music]”

YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a woman placing something in front of a man playing with a very small martini shaker, auto-translated: “It’s my brother. I have to be nice.”

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Dark Tower series, by Vince Gilligan

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't know why you guys are being so mean, "none bitchmade shall harm Macbeth" is one of the most famous lines in all of Shakespeare

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Donald Duck’s plan to murder other ducks is foiled by a dog who is the pet of another dog.

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I was there and he also said “these hos ain’t loyal.” I said Mitch sir why you gotta be like that

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Okay this is insider baseball but actors don’t need to be bright Sometimes it just gets in their way They overthink lines instead of just reacting So the important thing in that assertion is that they’re open and empathic enough to respond as that character would given what they’re actually saying

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Be firm, fly low, and stay cool

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Latest Mitch McConnell photo just released.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

omg I just realized they probably used all yellow and orange because those are the cheapest colors

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MB @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

this whole thread is solid gold

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m glad I didn’t die at 27, because the poetry I would have left behind for people to judge was a fuck of a lot worse than his

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

anime characters constantly fighting in midair

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Tom Kean returns tomorrow

panel from the Watchmen comic where Dr Manhattan’s various bodily systems start appearing

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"Fuck NICE" works for me.

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I just tried to write “gaze into the abyss” and my fingers typed “fax into the abyss” instead. is that a metaphor or

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Natalie is Still Staring 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @eilatan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

MSNOW seems to have cut the audio feed, probably because of that one guy repeatedly yelling “chickenshits.”

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

None of these people went to the circus as a kid and it shows

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Gaijin Mommy @gaijinmommy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The elusive 8th dwarf, Hangry

Stray cat poses by somebody’s statues of the 7 dwarfs, glaring at the camera. He hates you with all of his being but also expects to be fed immediately.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

modest proposal: we can put Trump on currency, but I get to be the artist.

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Seeing footage of Trump’s corpse hand on Japanese TV, I fully credit @atrupar.com

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Political SNS pet peeve: “Not enough people are talking about this…” It puts the information at a psychological remove and predisposes the reader to be resigned—“oh well, yet another thing we won‘t be able to change because we’re not strong enough.” Just post the thing and let your outrage show.

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Gaijin Mommy @gaijinmommy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Hey Tokyo so this is fine…

An orange sunset on the horizon behind some buildings in a gap beneath the clouds shaped like a cat’s eye as a thunderstorm intensifies above because the world is definitely not ending.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

Panel from Ernie Bushmiller’s Nancy where she is stretching her mouth insanely wide and saying “I’m practicing” as Aunt Fritzi looks on in horror

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/05/2026

Villain, I have done thy mother.

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

There are certain people I’m just going to have to unfollow until this place gets a “Mute reposts from…” function ::sad::

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 05/05/2026

Apparently today is Raise Your Hand If You'd Be Dead Without Antidepressants Day. ✋🏻

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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

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Gaijin Mommy @gaijinmommy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Child: Hey mom look outside it’s another random guy that died. Me: 😱😱😱 Me (a few seconds later): *deeply regrets that time last year when I casually suggested that window friend’s husband may have turned into a rainbow when he passed away* Outside:

A goddamn rainbow this evening at dusk with pink clouds. Parenting is hard.

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Meagan @sfgiantsmeag.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Now they all know how children at school feel.

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

oh my god I was just reminded of Grooveshark

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Yeah because April ends with an L

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