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Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process. —Stephen King

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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 20h
actual photo
Screenshot from new trailer of “Exorcist: Martyrs”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Machine translation mentioning “Horror Advisor to the State Department”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In case anyone needs a new profile pic
Mature Woman Liquor: The Second Cup DVD cover, trimmed so it just says “Mature Woman Liquor” next to a beautiful woman trying to look old and dissipated with a drink. Cover has a lot of Japanese porn “flavor text.”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lipstick-face demon from Insidious
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Briefly, the theory Doug Milford writes about to Major Briggs toward the end of “The Secret History” is outlined in Keel‘s books. The connection between Twin Peaks and UFOs is known as the “ultraterrestrial theory.” I started with Operation Trojan Horse and the Mothman Prophecies.
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
blackened seasoning
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
finally in anime form
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me poster
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Photoshopped b/w pic of two women in a Sesame Street library, holding a sign that says “Obey” and shushing Big Bird, who’s holding a sign that says “FUCK FUCK FUCK THE SYSTEM”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fred Sanford of Sanford & Son stands facing the camera with “That blank look… when you’re deciding if it’s worth the prison time”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NAGE
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. (Don’t download any new photos challenge.)
Star Trek: TNG crew saying “The Prime Directive forbids us from interfering. We cannot share our technology” in one photo, and the Stargate cast in the other photo saying “All of your gods are false. Here, take these guns.”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mapquest.com
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are pics with glasses, and pics in a bath, but this is the closest I could get to both. RIP Dolly
Dolly Parton in sunglasses next to a swimming pool
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun with YouTube auto-translate youtu.be/saehM0Fr2tM
YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a children’s lesson, auto-translated: “…the meeting style, a children’s cerebral membrane circle was being held.”YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a woman chopping vegetables, auto-translated: “There’s no way I’m going to throw up on the continuous dredge that…”YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing two women looking at food in a kitchen, auto-translated: “What do you think, tonight’s dinner I’m going to puke [Music]”YouTube video of a Japanese housing complex in 1960, showing a woman placing something in front of a man playing with a very small martini shaker, auto-translated: “It’s my brother. I have to be nice.”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mr. Buzzcut in the “No Laughing” episode of Beavis and Butthead
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m not even an overt AI hater so I think this is just laziness
label scanner says I’ve been labeled an AI hater “or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations” and also that I might die in a stunt plane crash and, like… only if I’m on the ground and the plane is WAY off course
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
fuck me to hell
image of two people in bed from the movie “Drag Me to Hell”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul: “We can make it zero.”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Google results about “tilting at windmills”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Local bread aisle on the border of Kumamoto prefecture. This takes me back.
Empty bread shelves in Japan after supply lines have been interrupted by the Kumamoto 2026 earthquakeEmpty bread shelves in Japan after supply lines have been interrupted by the Kumamoto 2026 earthquake
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One thing I like about these titles is they can get MORE coherent when you machine-translate them into Japanese and back
JAV title translated into Japanese and back using Google Translate
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
silent hill 2 mannequin monster
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
that’s bait meme
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
an image likely simulating how post-mortem photography might be done. source: hauntedpalaceblog dot com
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
screenshot from a Japanese-English dictionary showing that “Mayu” can mean “eyebrow”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
there’s definitely some disingenuous stuff going on here though. why are the papers using pictures from 2025
USA Today runs a picture with its hospitalization story that has a picture of Mitch and his wife from 2025; his shirt is roughly the same color as the one in his “proof of life” photo, but it’s not the same shirt
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Captain Pike in the original Star Trek, in his boop chair
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I just saw “cross” and “dildo”
Kylo Ren’s cross-shaped lightsaber
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Illustration of Tick Man from Dwarf Fortress
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Japanese ghost, Slit-Mouthed Woman, appears in the White House as Obon festivities begin
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
illustration from the “Phantom Manual”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yoda saying “Begun the clone war has.”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me reading too fast and getting “furious baby-faced flesh monster”
Movie host Joe Bob Briggs delivers the tagline for the horror movie “It’s Alive”: “There’s only one thing wrong with the Davis baby…”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Punisher says “Right, pal,” just before his trademark move.
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trump claiming he started the Air Force
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
stopwatch?
Professor X from X-men
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
John F. Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what my nephew’s fucking problem is
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Directly below this post, an Onion article describes a family that views sunburn as a moral failing
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Zeniba from “Spirited Away”
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Widows are far better than brides. They don’t tell, they won’t yell, they don’t swell, they rarely smell, and they’re grateful as hell. —Robert A. Heinlein
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Charles Schulz has Snoopy raising a toast to Bill Mauldin
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
aw c’mon :(
the lifesaving article is paywalled
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rant sprite @rantsprite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek title card: “For lo, the earth is little and space is full of stuff”
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