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it they fae fae it they they fae it 💐👑🐇 IambŒ frum d ÑU HeÜlli'leÜndI? WILLOW WHAM ADDY EMMA LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANIMELLO SILLY FILLY EFFIE NICO DESOLETTY LITTLE FREAKO is it they fae.

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∞ ever @everafterengine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
God sometimes I read my older writing and just want to cringe out of my skin. I'm not really a writer, I just write sometimes when I feel really passionate about something and so naturally it comes out sounding purple and pretentious, even when I'm trying to be concise.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/01/2025
Hahahahahahha man that's another great one, Howard Hughes playing Mr. Bean
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beatlejuice 👹 ➡️ store open! @bbbbbeatle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
peeeace
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Jonathan Healey @jonathanhealey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Never ask: - a woman her age - a man his salary - Charles I what he was doing on 4 January 1642.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 04/01/2025
6 But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by mankind and despised by the people. 7 All who see me mock me; they make mouths at me; they wag their heads;
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Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
fucked up how the two types of therapy are CBT and DBT. what if you don't have a cock OR a dick
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I think polyamorous people and the aromantic community should team up to make some new and interesting relationship roles. Let me into your polycule in the role of hype man. I'll bring you snacks on date night and play romantic music when you kiss but I get the top bunk and you have to pay for lunch
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/01/2025
sorry, followed him because i thought he was the mythical Wendigo disguised as a man, didn’t know about the ripping off ideas or trying to crush the internet archive
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/01/2025
if i ever need an exorcism please make they use sparkling holy water
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 04/01/2025
-// -. //HEAR ITS PULSE// -/. ./-
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
[meeting a new couple] so, uh….. which one of you’s the captain, and which one’s the tennille?
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Cats World @catsloverclub.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Those eyes! This little tuxedo kitty is the definition of adorable. 🥰😻🖤🤍 Credit: kohaze102 #cat #catlover #cute #pets
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Joey Ramona Flowers? From DO GriddLEcannezDBearA? How do? No worries from dat crowBoy and his new plastic durries! ^3^🦀🐦‍⬛
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
CLUE: LITTLE MISS AMELIE QRS. CONTRARY? "ELEFUNKY D MONQUAY WAS A REAL Q P AS MAYONAISE A DOLL COULD BE? ADDY LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANA SILLY LITTLE NICO EFFIE DESOLETTE A DESOLETTE INDEED? FROM US PRETTY 3 MAIDS FROM SCHOOL~ Whats? Left? A Rocker, A Ruler, Ya Rock Me aMeDeusA!!!" 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
if you can’t handle me at my worst, yeah alright that’s fair I get pretty bad
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
hai
Close up of Lucy the calico cat. She’s sprawled on her back with front paws raised like a bunny and is giving me wicked side eye.
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
[*"still ricketɛ, stillbOʻwiƐ knifæspŒniAH stillÆliænAH StaggerinoLeAnnLuAnnAH El·læniÑa Þɛnðœ?"*]
[*Does indeed take a

6/7

Bow?*

*Fin?*

*Bar

Ally?*]
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
TW: this post will make you remember that your back hurts and that you still haven’t taken out the recycling
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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Me doing A dab?
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Im? POMNI? O.O
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Nasuto @nasuto21.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Please share and donate
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Tennyson E. Stead @tennysonestead.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
How does Howard Stern have a media empire, when Sage does not?
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 03/01/2025
Eyeglasses make it easier to see
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
An adorable raccoon.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I think if we all set an alarm for tomorrow 930pm eastern time to all go outside into our yards and piss under the darkness and look up at the sliver moon together we could heal as a nation
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Whom is Billy Fries?
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
What if it was Walt's dirty undies (from The Big Lebowski) in that briefcase Vince Vega (from Pulp Fiction) was all like "Woah!" about? Idk what it'd mean for the broader Pulp Fiction Canon but I just kinda thought about it?
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It's so easy to get stuck in the belief that you have to be good at something to justify spending time on it, but I want to let myself be bad at more things. I really think we'd all be better off if we did more stuff that we're bad at
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
MOCHI? POUNDING? BEAM?OH?
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🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
CLUE: LITTLE MISS AMELIE QRS. CONTRARY? "ELEFUNKY D MONQUAY WAS A REAL Q P AS MAYONAISE A DOLL COULD BE? ADDY LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANA SILLY LITTLE NICO EFFIE DESOLETTE A DESOLETTE INDEED? FROM US PRETTY 3 MAIDS FROM SCHOOL~ Whats? Left? A Rocker, A Ruler, Ya Rock Me aMeDeusA!!!" 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/01/2025
[soul caliber announcer voice] momo funbun
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