Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️∞ ever @everafterengine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025God sometimes I read my older writing and just want to cringe out of my skin. I'm not really a writer, I just write sometimes when I feel really passionate about something and so naturally it comes out sounding purple and pretentious, even when I'm trying to be concise. 7461
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/01/2025Hahahahahahha man that's another great one, Howard Hughes playing Mr. Bean 21556
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️beatlejuice 👹 ➡️ store open! @bbbbbeatle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025peeeace 07622
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Jonathan Healey @jonathanhealey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Never ask: - a woman her age - a man his salary - Charles I what he was doing on 4 January 1642. 1228726
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 04/01/2025 6 But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by mankind and despised by the people. 7 All who see me mock me; they make mouths at me; they wag their heads; 0181
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 04/01/2025fucked up how the two types of therapy are CBT and DBT. what if you don't have a cock OR a dick 1304
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I think polyamorous people and the aromantic community should team up to make some new and interesting relationship roles. Let me into your polycule in the role of hype man. I'll bring you snacks on date night and play romantic music when you kiss but I get the top bunk and you have to pay for lunch 613537
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/01/2025sorry, followed him because i thought he was the mythical Wendigo disguised as a man, didn’t know about the ripping off ideas or trying to crush the internet archive 438419
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/01/2025if i ever need an exorcism please make they use sparkling holy water 2020559
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 04/01/2025-// -. //HEAR ITS PULSE// -/. ./- 0172
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/01/2025[meeting a new couple] so, uh….. which one of you’s the captain, and which one’s the tennille? 713724
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Cats World @catsloverclub.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Those eyes! This little tuxedo kitty is the definition of adorable. 🥰😻🖤🤍 Credit: kohaze102 #cat #catlover #cute #pets 26715811825
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Joey Ramona Flowers? From DO GriddLEcannezDBearA? How do? No worries from dat crowBoy and his new plastic durries! ^3^🦀🐦⬛ 001
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025CLUE: LITTLE MISS AMELIE QRS. CONTRARY? "ELEFUNKY D MONQUAY WAS A REAL Q P AS MAYONAISE A DOLL COULD BE? ADDY LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANA SILLY LITTLE NICO EFFIE DESOLETTE A DESOLETTE INDEED? FROM US PRETTY 3 MAIDS FROM SCHOOL~ Whats? Left? A Rocker, A Ruler, Ya Rock Me aMeDeusA!!!" 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 001
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/01/2025if you can’t handle me at my worst, yeah alright that’s fair I get pretty bad 121247261
🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 04/01/2025[*"still ricketɛ, stillbOʻwiƐ knifæspŒniAH stillÆliænAH StaggerinoLeAnnLuAnnAH El·læniÑa Þɛnðœ?"*] 010
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 04/01/2025TW: this post will make you remember that your back hurts and that you still haven’t taken out the recycling 151
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025media.tenor.comcrab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab peopleAlt: crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people crab people 022
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Tennyson E. Stead @tennysonestead.bsky.social · 03/01/2025How does Howard Stern have a media empire, when Sage does not? 193
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I think if we all set an alarm for tomorrow 930pm eastern time to all go outside into our yards and piss under the darkness and look up at the sliver moon together we could heal as a nation 64923
🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025What if it was Walt's dirty undies (from The Big Lebowski) in that briefcase Vince Vega (from Pulp Fiction) was all like "Woah!" about? Idk what it'd mean for the broader Pulp Fiction Canon but I just kinda thought about it? 000
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 02/01/2025It's so easy to get stuck in the belief that you have to be good at something to justify spending time on it, but I want to let myself be bad at more things. I really think we'd all be better off if we did more stuff that we're bad at 81093450
🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️ @randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025CLUE: LITTLE MISS AMELIE QRS. CONTRARY? "ELEFUNKY D MONQUAY WAS A REAL Q P AS MAYONAISE A DOLL COULD BE? ADDY LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANA SILLY LITTLE NICO EFFIE DESOLETTE A DESOLETTE INDEED? FROM US PRETTY 3 MAIDS FROM SCHOOL~ Whats? Left? A Rocker, A Ruler, Ya Rock Me aMeDeusA!!!" 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 001
Reposted by 🖤ðÜßƐ⭐️þÏMƏ❤️Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/01/2025[soul caliber announcer voice] momo funbun 4393