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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Both of the pre-orders I got today are about the end of the world. I'm sure I shouldn't read too much into that... @naomiaklein.bsky.social @astra.bsky.social @emilymandel.bsky.social
The books End Times Fascism by Naomi Klein & Astra Taylor and Exit Party by Emily St John Mandel side by side
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/09/2026
if you're a reporter "barred from recording video" by the government, you goddamn better record video
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey asshole, @governor.pa.gov, stop fucking texting me. I have asked and opted out so many goddamn times
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think we need big dom commercials. Fuck off.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These people think that everything is about money. That everything is transactional. NO. They STOLE work (which I'd have never sold to them in a million years) that took me so many YEARS and sweat to create to construct something that tries to imitate and monetize what I do. Fuck them.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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jsaquella @jsaquella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a Phillies fan for five decades, I can honestly say that the only team that scares me in the playoffs is the Philadelphia Phillies
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm going to be so annoyed if I actually have to learn who Hasan Piker is
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Don’t trust the computer. They’ll lie to you every chance they get.” — John Kruk, perhaps advocating the Butlerian Jihad
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damn, @gilduran.com has been underselling how sick these cover embellishments are
A red book on a black table, titled The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy by Gil DuránClose-up on the gorgeous embellishmentsClose-up on the gorgeous embellishments
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/08/2026
I will forever admire you, @coribush.bsky.social. Thank you for your integrity. You're legitimately a hero for what you did saving people's homes during the height of COVID. You are an inspiration to me, Congresswoman, and I hope you know that.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn, Baltimore's city connect jerseys are so much better than ours
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
good job, but i think, with a little work, we can get it lower 😎
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What the fuck JT
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lol, lmao, rofl, etc
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ahh, so he's dumb as shit. Got it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A 0-0 tie to piss off Americans is a pretty funny gag though
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good time to remember that they built a statue of the guy who threw a shoe at Bush
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Idk, maybe space out the Tom Cruise monologues?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wait why is Mbappe even playing in the second half a meaningless game while losing 4-0?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey @repbrendanboyle.bsky.social what the fuck is this shit?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Insufficient booing for Freddie Freeman imo
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social your suggestion of a show about the writing of Hamilton already exists! app.thestorygraph.com/books/e2c202... @thedollop.bsky.social
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The Haunting of Lin-Manuel Miranda by Ishmael Reed
"That's a lot of horse hockey, Hamilton." Described by the New York Times as "classic activist th...
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Evergreen skeet
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The homerun derby isn't even on TV? What the fuck @mlb.com ?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have never voted for a republican but if Josh Shapiro fucking texts me again I swear to god I will vote for Stacy Garrity. How many fucking times do I need to opt out of texts? This is not campaigning you fucking losers, it's spamming.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Afghanistan, April 2004
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if you didn't see this coming after the last scandal dropped then i don't even know man you have a hamster running on a wheel where your brain should be. one stressed-out little hamster trying to scamper up a logical thought
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lol at the commentator saying altitude is all in the mind. Is he also confused about attitude vs altitude?
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The knowledge of how many innocents’ deaths he is directly responsible for is clearly tormenting Musk psychologically, and I think he should be confronted with it roothlessly at every opportunity until he has a psychological break like the guy in The Tell-Tale Heart.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 17/06/2026
The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Your city needs you @nikilsaval.bsky.social
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wait did the announcer just say they can only overturn calls in one direction via replay? That's wild
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"Hydration break" just admit you have quarters now cowards
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026
An illustration by Marjane Satrapi showing two women in black attempting to tighten the hijab on a young woman wearing a jacket that proclaims "Punk is not ded"
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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They will lay me off, they will end my health insurance, they will raise my rent until I can't afford it anymore, they will destroy the tools I use by making them shittier or subscription-based or both; everything I depend on or enjoy will be Disrupted for some boy-king dipshit's funding round
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Student loan company would like $173.80 every month for the next 25 years for loans taken out when I was a teenager, which I've already been paying on for 17 years, and which were forgiven by the president of the united states
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cristopher Sanchez starting the all-star game at home is going to rule so hard
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Idk if I'm losing my mind, listening to my friend talk about her reliance on chatgpt while I'm at the hoarding non-AI reference books stage...seems like one of us is for sure
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Recall it. Pulp it. Never publish this man again. It's not wrong to make examples that reflect the values we wish to live by in the world.
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