Reposted by samAmelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage. 2417146
Reposted by samMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104811658
Reposted by samcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism 370198
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Both of the pre-orders I got today are about the end of the world. I'm sure I shouldn't read too much into that... @naomiaklein.bsky.social @astra.bsky.social @emilymandel.bsky.social 000
Reposted by samGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/09/2026if you're a reporter "barred from recording video" by the government, you goddamn better record video 162202394
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey asshole, @governor.pa.gov, stop fucking texting me. I have asked and opted out so many goddamn times 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't think we need big dom commercials. Fuck off. 100
Reposted by samHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos. 261647401
Reposted by samNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026These people think that everything is about money. That everything is transactional. NO. They STOLE work (which I'd have never sold to them in a million years) that took me so many YEARS and sweat to create to construct something that tries to imitate and monetize what I do. Fuck them. 1879
Reposted by samCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239024325
Reposted by samjsaquella @jsaquella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As a Phillies fan for five decades, I can honestly say that the only team that scares me in the playoffs is the Philadelphia Phillies 1354
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm going to be so annoyed if I actually have to learn who Hasan Piker is 010
Reposted by samSarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Don’t trust the computer. They’ll lie to you every chance they get.” — John Kruk, perhaps advocating the Butlerian Jihad 0339
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Damn, @gilduran.com has been underselling how sick these cover embellishments are 000
Reposted by samSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/08/2026I will forever admire you, @coribush.bsky.social. Thank you for your integrity. You're legitimately a hero for what you did saving people's homes during the height of COVID. You are an inspiration to me, Congresswoman, and I hope you know that. 530444
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Damn, Baltimore's city connect jerseys are so much better than ours 000
Reposted by samDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream. 313102952
Reposted by samLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22/07/2026good job, but i think, with a little work, we can get it lower 😎 19730
Reposted by samNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks. 132014144
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A 0-0 tie to piss off Americans is a pretty funny gag though 001
Reposted by samceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176843848
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Good time to remember that they built a statue of the guy who threw a shoe at Bush 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Wait why is Mbappe even playing in the second half a meaningless game while losing 4-0? 001
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey @repbrendanboyle.bsky.social what the fuck is this shit? 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social your suggestion of a show about the writing of Hamilton already exists! app.thestorygraph.com/books/e2c202... @thedollop.bsky.socialapp.thestorygraph.comThe Haunting of Lin-Manuel Miranda by Ishmael Reed"That's a lot of horse hockey, Hamilton." Described by the New York Times as "classic activist th... 000
Reposted by samKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle. 944412715
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The homerun derby isn't even on TV? What the fuck @mlb.com ? 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I have never voted for a republican but if Josh Shapiro fucking texts me again I swear to god I will vote for Stacy Garrity. How many fucking times do I need to opt out of texts? This is not campaigning you fucking losers, it's spamming. 000
Reposted by samFADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Afghanistan, April 2004 982571474
Reposted by samrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2026if you didn't see this coming after the last scandal dropped then i don't even know man you have a hamster running on a wheel where your brain should be. one stressed-out little hamster trying to scamper up a logical thought 345831
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Lol at the commentator saying altitude is all in the mind. Is he also confused about attitude vs altitude? 000
Reposted by samMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The knowledge of how many innocents’ deaths he is directly responsible for is clearly tormenting Musk psychologically, and I think he should be confronted with it roothlessly at every opportunity until he has a psychological break like the guy in The Tell-Tale Heart. 662528566
Reposted by samBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 17/06/2026The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/ 7589186
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Wait did the announcer just say they can only overturn calls in one direction via replay? That's wild 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"Hydration break" just admit you have quarters now cowards 100
Reposted by samEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They will lay me off, they will end my health insurance, they will raise my rent until I can't afford it anymore, they will destroy the tools I use by making them shittier or subscription-based or both; everything I depend on or enjoy will be Disrupted for some boy-king dipshit's funding round 53737413
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Student loan company would like $173.80 every month for the next 25 years for loans taken out when I was a teenager, which I've already been paying on for 17 years, and which were forgiven by the president of the united states 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Cristopher Sanchez starting the all-star game at home is going to rule so hard 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Idk if I'm losing my mind, listening to my friend talk about her reliance on chatgpt while I'm at the hoarding non-AI reference books stage...seems like one of us is for sure 100
Reposted by samJohn Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Recall it. Pulp it. Never publish this man again. It's not wrong to make examples that reflect the values we wish to live by in the world. 621353