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No war but class war 📍Philly riverwards app.thestorygraph.com/profile/rando…

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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 40m
3 weeks at a self storage facility that had recently been bought out. They fired me for not wearing a uniform they never provided and not answering the phone using phrasing that they never told me. The GM (also brand new) just sorta shrugged and walked away after telling me in the parking lot.
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is the indoor fireplace outdoors pumping exhaust into the sweet jazz cafe?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Both of the pre-orders I got today are about the end of the world. I'm sure I shouldn't read too much into that... @naomiaklein.bsky.social @astra.bsky.social @emilymandel.bsky.social
The books End Times Fascism by Naomi Klein & Astra Taylor and Exit Party by Emily St John Mandel side by side
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/09/2026
if you're a reporter "barred from recording video" by the government, you goddamn better record video
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey asshole, @governor.pa.gov, stop fucking texting me. I have asked and opted out so many goddamn times
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should have fired that dipshit
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think we need big dom commercials. Fuck off.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These people think that everything is about money. That everything is transactional. NO. They STOLE work (which I'd have never sold to them in a million years) that took me so many YEARS and sweat to create to construct something that tries to imitate and monetize what I do. Fuck them.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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jsaquella @jsaquella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a Phillies fan for five decades, I can honestly say that the only team that scares me in the playoffs is the Philadelphia Phillies
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm going to be so annoyed if I actually have to learn who Hasan Piker is
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Don’t trust the computer. They’ll lie to you every chance they get.” — John Kruk, perhaps advocating the Butlerian Jihad
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damn, @gilduran.com has been underselling how sick these cover embellishments are
A red book on a black table, titled The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy by Gil DuránClose-up on the gorgeous embellishmentsClose-up on the gorgeous embellishments
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/08/2026
I will forever admire you, @coribush.bsky.social. Thank you for your integrity. You're legitimately a hero for what you did saving people's homes during the height of COVID. You are an inspiration to me, Congresswoman, and I hope you know that.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First ear!
A small ear of yellow corn with deformed ends
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn, Baltimore's city connect jerseys are so much better than ours
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Revolutionary Forgiveness by DK Renton!
Revolutionary Forgiveness by DK Renton
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey now, Biden promised us that nothing would fundamentally change and, he made damn sure nothing fundamentally changed!
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
youtu.be/CCn5k0TeLsg?... Propellant?
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Avenue 5.. Dumb It Down 4 The People .3 Years Off Course
YouTube video by ToyBox23
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
good job, but i think, with a little work, we can get it lower 😎
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How long have you been playing this sport?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How the fuck do these guys not know what to do in a rundown situation?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What the fuck JT
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Altman is going to end up in prison by the end of this
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lol, lmao, rofl, etc
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ahh, so he's dumb as shit. Got it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A 0-0 tie to piss off Americans is a pretty funny gag though
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just sharing, no reason www.theguardian.com/world/2009/j...
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Soleful tribute: Bush shoe-throwing now a work of art
Statue honours Iraqi journalist who hurled footwear at former US president
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good time to remember that they built a statue of the guy who threw a shoe at Bush
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Idk, maybe space out the Tom Cruise monologues?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wait why is Mbappe even playing in the second half a meaningless game while losing 4-0?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It would be great if Boyle ever even had a primary. He has had like one challenger in 8 cycles.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey @repbrendanboyle.bsky.social what the fuck is this shit?
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Insufficient booing for Freddie Freeman imo
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social your suggestion of a show about the writing of Hamilton already exists! app.thestorygraph.com/books/e2c202... @thedollop.bsky.social
app.thestorygraph.com
The Haunting of Lin-Manuel Miranda by Ishmael Reed
"That's a lot of horse hockey, Hamilton." Described by the New York Times as "classic activist th...
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Evergreen skeet
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And they said I couldn't grown corn in the middle of philly (nobody said this)
A small ear of corn with just the top visible looking out between the stalk and leaf. Her beautiful head of brown silk hair dominates the picture
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle.
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And return that gift to them through the mail
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Put your events on TV, dumbasses @mlb.com
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Everyone has netflix" no, I fucking don't because I already have to pay $40/month to watch the Phillies on peacock, since my mlbtv subscription I chose t-mobile to get doesn't carry local games. You know, the one's you're most likely to want to watch
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sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The homerun derby isn't even on TV? What the fuck @mlb.com ?
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