sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 40m3 weeks at a self storage facility that had recently been bought out. They fired me for not wearing a uniform they never provided and not answering the phone using phrasing that they never told me. The GM (also brand new) just sorta shrugged and walked away after telling me in the parking lot. 000
Reposted by samAmelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rape as a tool of political violence was the natural escalation point to allowing an adjudicated rapist to become President. I think I'll just start shrieking at the top of my lungs at anyone who tells me I'm overreacting from this point forward. No words, just the feral sound of unbridled rage. 2417146
Reposted by samMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104811658
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is the indoor fireplace outdoors pumping exhaust into the sweet jazz cafe? 020
Reposted by samcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism 370198
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Both of the pre-orders I got today are about the end of the world. I'm sure I shouldn't read too much into that... @naomiaklein.bsky.social @astra.bsky.social @emilymandel.bsky.social 000
Reposted by samGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/09/2026if you're a reporter "barred from recording video" by the government, you goddamn better record video 162202394
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey asshole, @governor.pa.gov, stop fucking texting me. I have asked and opted out so many goddamn times 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't think we need big dom commercials. Fuck off. 100
Reposted by samHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos. 261647401
Reposted by samNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026These people think that everything is about money. That everything is transactional. NO. They STOLE work (which I'd have never sold to them in a million years) that took me so many YEARS and sweat to create to construct something that tries to imitate and monetize what I do. Fuck them. 1879
Reposted by samCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239024325
Reposted by samjsaquella @jsaquella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As a Phillies fan for five decades, I can honestly say that the only team that scares me in the playoffs is the Philadelphia Phillies 1354
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm going to be so annoyed if I actually have to learn who Hasan Piker is 010
Reposted by samSarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Don’t trust the computer. They’ll lie to you every chance they get.” — John Kruk, perhaps advocating the Butlerian Jihad 0339
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Damn, @gilduran.com has been underselling how sick these cover embellishments are 000
Reposted by samSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/08/2026I will forever admire you, @coribush.bsky.social. Thank you for your integrity. You're legitimately a hero for what you did saving people's homes during the height of COVID. You are an inspiration to me, Congresswoman, and I hope you know that. 530444
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Damn, Baltimore's city connect jerseys are so much better than ours 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Hey now, Biden promised us that nothing would fundamentally change and, he made damn sure nothing fundamentally changed! 040
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 23/07/2026youtu.be/CCn5k0TeLsg?... Propellant?youtu.beAvenue 5.. Dumb It Down 4 The People .3 Years Off CourseYouTube video by ToyBox23 000
Reposted by samDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream. 313102952
Reposted by samLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22/07/2026good job, but i think, with a little work, we can get it lower 😎 19730
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How the fuck do these guys not know what to do in a rundown situation? 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Altman is going to end up in prison by the end of this 000
Reposted by samNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks. 132014144
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A 0-0 tie to piss off Americans is a pretty funny gag though 001
Reposted by samceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176843848
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just sharing, no reason www.theguardian.com/world/2009/j...theguardian.comSoleful tribute: Bush shoe-throwing now a work of artStatue honours Iraqi journalist who hurled footwear at former US president 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Good time to remember that they built a statue of the guy who threw a shoe at Bush 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Wait why is Mbappe even playing in the second half a meaningless game while losing 4-0? 001
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It would be great if Boyle ever even had a primary. He has had like one challenger in 8 cycles. 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey @repbrendanboyle.bsky.social what the fuck is this shit? 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social your suggestion of a show about the writing of Hamilton already exists! app.thestorygraph.com/books/e2c202... @thedollop.bsky.socialapp.thestorygraph.comThe Haunting of Lin-Manuel Miranda by Ishmael Reed"That's a lot of horse hockey, Hamilton." Described by the New York Times as "classic activist th... 000
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 13/07/2026And they said I couldn't grown corn in the middle of philly (nobody said this) 100
Reposted by samKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle. 944412715
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"Everyone has netflix" no, I fucking don't because I already have to pay $40/month to watch the Phillies on peacock, since my mlbtv subscription I chose t-mobile to get doesn't carry local games. You know, the one's you're most likely to want to watch 100
sam @randomprecision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The homerun derby isn't even on TV? What the fuck @mlb.com ? 100