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I.B. Fartin

@rainbows.bsky.social
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ray. 34 somehow. adhd and epilepsy. a cybersecurity person who writes. the typos will continue until you pay me. i can’t cook for shit and you all get to hear about it. they/them

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 14h
Can I buy a vowel?
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14h
small and a bit whimsical but ultimately white and lacking true Flavor™️
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 20h
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 22h
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17h
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14h
i’d be one of the mini white-bread triangle sandwiches
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14h
A'ja Wilson does not care about the Hines-Allen hand in the face, draws a foul and is fired up
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 14h
Again.... Chelsea Gray.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18h
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 15h
aja wilson is schooling the fever tonight, gahdamn
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 30/09/2026
🗽 NEW YORK MAKES HISTORY 🗽 The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0! 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s really funny because Burger King have embraced the Dominos mode of advertising where they’re like “our nuggets were nasty ass food for losers, but we’re working on it!”
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s circa whenever they started doing the bacon chapstick
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think part of the problem is that it's too hot to cook sometimes. there's no opportunity to open the window during or after. but it's also just my adhd being an asshole, which was the case tonight.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm totally backsliding on cooking and need to recommit to it. executive dysfunction makes everything 10 times harder.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today's my first day back at work after being gone last week. we'll see what fresh hell awaits.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please let this come true. i’m so sick of this worm.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @localfavorite.bsky.social) is Pickles Dillhoefer
Pickles Dillhoefer
Position: Catcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
5-7, 154lb (170cm, 69kg)
Born: October 13, 1893 in Cleveland, OH
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info v
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
holy shit, lol.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to go wash up and then check on the score again. hopefully they can keep the momentum through to the end.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
valkyries up 33 to 66, oh my god
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 blow the whistle, blow the whistle 🎶
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White Boy Dancing to 2chainz
ALT: White Boy Dancing to 2chainz
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now, this is how i’m used to seeing the Valkyries play. total domination.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not familiar with bueckers, but she’s fun to watch.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THERE WE GO ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seems like they’re at least kind of finding their rhythm now?? but i feel like they’re better than this.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like, i don’t know shit and won’t pretend i do, but c’mon. this feels like a “remember the basics” moment.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they need to stop trying for all of these deep three-pointers. what are we doing, gang? 😭
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay, they redeemed themselves. thank god.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
valkyries opening with a major airball kinda sucked lol
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly. Duh. Fucking assholes.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 28/09/2026
lmao the Ravens just got the Michigan treatment #NFL
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for a second, i thought the other dog was rocking a catholic monk haircut
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hailey @hailey.at · 27/09/2026
fuck yea
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
This is cool
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wonder if i can find a way to watch the valkyries game tonight.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's such bullshit. they won't even feel a difference in their lives after it happens. hell, it could happen in other states or federally, too, and they STILL wouldn't feel a difference. they're literally just evil, selfish scum.
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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you just inspired my dinner plan, making you today's internet MVP.
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