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I.B. Fartin

@rainbows.bsky.social

959 followers 229 following 3K posts

ray. 34 somehow. adhd and epilepsy. a cybersecurity person who writes. the typos will continue until you pay me. i can’t cook for shit and you all get to hear about it. they/them

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

love when the “petition the Bad Stuff” site invests in the Bad Stuff.

Bob the Builder saying “Oh my fucking god” while facepalming.

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what is this height difference omg

Three guys in suits talking about NFL football. The guy on the far right comes up to maybe the shoulder of the other guys.

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

here’s a video to further contextualize the experience

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

these are the two little demons who i love and who tried to kill me nonstop for 5 days.

A small brown French bulldog puppy looking very innocent even though she ran at my face immediately after i took this pic

A larger black French bulldog puppy looking up at me innocently like she didn’t leave upper and lower teeth imprints on my arm 5 minutes ago

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the fart left???

meme guy pointing at himself like “ME?”

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

> how it started > how it went

A selfie shot in the car with half of my face and two French bulldog puppies looking over the seat from behind me

Me on a grassy hill with two leashes double-looped around my legs and both French bulldog puppies fighting each other

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

also, these are the same guy.

Kansas City Chiefs coach

Dr. Eggman

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's gonna be a great day.

screenshot of the "trending" topic list and #1 is "Pope Leo XIV gifted green orb"

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

officially starting PTO until next-next Monday.

Bugs Bunny just chilling poolside

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

✌️so cresh, so flean ✨

me with a fresh haircut. i’m doing a wink and a peace sign because yeeeeeeeeeee

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

hell yeah, i still got the bay in me!! mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Heat map showing that my dialect most closely matches the western US, particularly California and the western part of Nevada

Most similar:
San Francisco, CA (53%)
Los Angeles, CA (53%)
Albuquerque, NM (52%)

Least similar:
Minneapolis, MN (47%)
New Orleans, LA (47%)
Omaha, NE (47%)

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you can't fool me. that's the self-aware baby who's going to four seasons orlando.

little baby raising his hand when his mom asked "who's going to the four seasons orlando"

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

pokemon tcgp is giving piplup big naturals.

A Pokemon card from the Pokemon TCGP app. It's Piplux ex, and it has the Piplup leaning forward, doing a bubble attack, with its big ol' knockers hanging over the edge of the photo frame.

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

you have my respect, comrade. godspeed.

benjamin cumberbatch saluting with like five chins

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i'm going to make march my boyfriend tomorrow if it kills me. it's over for you, twink.

march from the game "fields of mistria"

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

🦐 ✨ SHIMPS SHIMPS SHIMPS ✨ 🦐 thank you @mimsysstitches.bsky.social!!

Me wearing a hat with shrimps on it that says “shimps” in Comic Sans

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”

Without naming the film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

back in my day, we had the tumblr privilege calculator.

A categorized list of different criteria like race, disability status, job, attractiveness, etc. with plus/minus amounts to calculate your privilege level

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i still quote this one lmao.

tweet by user wolfpupy from 8:34 AM on Oct 20, 2013: “i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. it’s bed time bitch”

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i need to hit on this twink!!!!

march from fields of mistria

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

3 or 4 3 3

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Pokémon TCG Pocket screenshot where I’m doing a wonder pick and ended up with the only card i already had when the rest were new

Bob the Builder saying “Oh my fucking god.”

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

well, this is an unexpected look for the nyt crossword.

NYT crossword puzzle that look like a Super Mario level with platforms, tubes, and question-mark blocks

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

trying not to make a heated rivalry joke

guy straining so hard he has veins popping out of his forehead

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

penis cloud slangin’ it in the sky.

Cloud that looks like a cock and balls

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

evil.

my alarm set to wake me up at 4AM tomorrow

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

my favorite flowers. 🥹🌻

A bundle of sunflowers tied together with a bow that has daisies on it. They’re sitting in a pitcher of water.

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

is it america’s 250th birthday today? yes. but you know who’s 34th birthday it is? MINE. ✨

Me holding a spoon with some bread pudding and a little chocolate muffin with a candle in it.

Fireworks in the neighborhood. People are sitting in folding chairs in the street to watch them.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

men: washing your ass is gay also men: alright, boss, i’ve got the best marketing strategy for our new cologne.

Men’s fragrance. The background is a photo of a dude with minimal clothes and lots of muscles. The perfume bottles are naked man torsos.

A Dolce & Gabbana ad with a muscular man wearing nothing but some white underwear lying back and giving the smolder at the camera.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

when i figure out how to tie a tie, it’s over for you hoes

Me in a suit taking a mirror selfie

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

we visited the bay area yesterday and i found something fun!

Me in a Led Zeppelin shirt next to a Led Zeppelin vinyl album

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

my head can finally breathe again!!!

Me with a fresh fade and much less hair

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i, too, love the US Mutant Ninja Turtles

Bluesky trending chart that shows "USMNT" at the #2 spot.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

my mom approves.

Screenshot of a text from my mom where she's saying "Yay for shimps!!" with a hat emoji and a shrimp emoji.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show no one remembers but you.

Fighting Foodons

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

RAINN, NO

breaking bad man yelling

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

that's evil waddle doo's cousin.

evil waddle doo

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

oh. my. god.

dexter staring at the camera.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Youtube video captioned "Two idiots fighting." It's two kids squaring up and three kids in the back filming on their phones.

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

britney broski when she tasted kombucha and was like "ew, OR NOT"

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

well,

man crying

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I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Hell yeah

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

imagine getting salty about...updating specific wikipedia articles.

A post on the Talk page for "Wiki Loves Pride 2026." The post is titled NPOV, which stands for "neutral point of view." The post states, "Organizing an event to encourage work on LGBT-related topics is not against Wikipedia policy; however, the phrase 'Wiki Loves Pride' does not convey a neutral point of view."

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

okay i absolutely fucking nailed this meal though.

Brussels sprouts and salmon fresh out of the oven

Brussels sprouts, salmon, and rice on a plate with a fork and napkin on the side

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

A ruler

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

update

me lying in bed with a tissue lodged in my right nostril

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

this you?

a troll doll with a yellow belly button and fantastic hair

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

lmao

Bluesky labeler indicating that steviebaby is a troll account

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

insanely good, minimal cleanup, 10/10

Miso maple chicken with Brussels sprouts

I.B. Fartin @rainbows.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

remembering some street art i saw a couple weeks ago.

Some writing on the sidewalk that says something about landlords