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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Harry Kane is a bitch made pussy. Lap up Trump’s ball sweat you loser

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

There’s “Americans” in here cheering for Angland

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Tornado was a very pleasant surprise

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Is it me or is every single movie on any streaming service have the dialogue spoken in hushed whispers while the music is louder than a jet engine?

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Hokum was eerie, unsettling and somewhat heartbreaking. Adam Scott did a wonderful job. Also a surprising amount of dry humor throughout that really landed

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I WROTE A SONG ABOUT GETTING BETTER ITS A FEELING I CANT REMEMBER

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I thought we were draining the swamp?

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Yall ever drink 5-32 beers, spend 35 min looking for Stargate on the several thousand streaming apps, finally find it and pass out during the opening credits?

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Dawg you were a Rhodes Scholar finalist. What is you doing

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

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Debt Collective 🟥 @debtcollective.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The Trump administration is trying to illegally transfer the student loan portfolio to Treasury. There are several problems with this — legally and administratively. So far, Senator Warren is leading the charge on pushing back. Other Dems must follow. www.businessinsider.com/student-loan...

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Millions of student-loan accounts are being transferred to the Treasury. There's a new push to slam the brakes.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren wants to know if Trump's plan to transfer the federal student-loan portfolio to the Treasury is in borrowers' best interest.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Pam Bondi fired because she visibly reacted to Trump’s (porcine diarrhea) odor at a recent meeting where his other viziers didn’t blink

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

🔥 🔥 Country Singer @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social: “Let me translate for you — fuck your kids. Fuck your health care. We can’t pay for it because we’re too busy making YOU pay for meaningless wars in the Middle East so we can cut taxes for the rich.”

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Akela Lacy @akelalacy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Coming off a loss in IL primaries, Kat Abughazaleh launches a new effort “merging mutual aid, political action, and apolitical events.” @jesswash.bsky.social covered her campaign’s mutual aid program here: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...

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Kat Abughazaleh Thinks Campaign Funds Should Help Feed People

Kat Abughazaleh, an activist running for Congress in Illinois, turned her campaign office into a mutual aid hub.

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NBA @nba.com · 02/04/2026

The Coaches of the Month for March! West: Mark Daigneault (Thunder) East: Quin Snyder (Hawks)

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NBA @nba.com · 02/04/2026

The Kia NBA Players of the Month for March! West: Luka Dončić (Lakers) East: Jalen Johnson (Hawks)

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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Oh man, just found this old exchange between @tiny.baby, @ugarles.bsky.social, and Chili’s

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Probably not the right platform but in honor of Pam Bondi getting fired, I’ve got a fire sale going on for my cheap cardboard hobby on COMC www.comc.com/Promotions/P...

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

If Stella has specific glasses for their dogshit beer, then Keystone needs to make and start marketing their spaghetti stained Tupperware beer glass

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/03/2026

Trump Store showing the stupid ugly hat the big man is wearing on sale for $55.00

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I feel like anyone in this administration the gets fired or removed should be killed?

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

If I’m watching something on YouTube and the forced ad is some lame ass AI shit, I think that “company” should self immolate

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

gassing up ford f-15000 eddie bauer toddler annihilator edition trucks and getting so angry their turkish bald surgery hairline is rippling like a tectonic fault

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Timothy Onlyphans @radpitt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Hell yeah man. Great response. No notes

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