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This is largely a rat posting account. She/her. No TERFs.

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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
4. Viktor Featherless Bipedal Behold a man!
A white rat on his hind legs
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Everyone meet my new roommates Peter and Ghostface Killah.
A tuxedo kitten named Peter poses proudly.A tuxedo kitten named Ghostface Killah stares menacingly Two tuxedo kittens look around hesitantly on a grey chequered blanket
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No one has ever been done more dirty by a delivery driver than me
A screenshot of an Uber order delivered page. There is a horrible photo of myself holding a large bag that says "whoosh" on it. I look like I'm not wearing pants. My forehead is a ten head. I don't know how they managed these proportions but no human looks like this.
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Anxiety be like ??
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Whilst I am here, special mention to Craig and Graham
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The British political spectrum, ladies and gentlemen. It will never improve, because these awful people will fight to the death to keep it like this forever, and we will inevitably get much worse than this as a result.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When your parents say "hold it up, let me get a picture" on your 15th birthday
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
No one has ever been done more dirty by a delivery driver than me
A screenshot of an Uber order delivered page. There is a horrible photo of myself holding a large bag that says "whoosh" on it. I look like I'm not wearing pants. My forehead is a ten head. I don't know how they managed these proportions but no human looks like this.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It's always the ones you most suspect.
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
They're too MUCH 🥺
A tiny white rat named Eva sleeps alone in a flat hammock. She looks comfyA blue agouti rat named Celeste lies in the corner of her cage on the floor. She looks suspiciously back towards the camera A little white rat with dumbo ears called Eva desperately tries to climb out of the top of her cage. It's giving Mufasa. Three rats lie in a line snuggled up in a lovely pattern. At the top of the frame, a dark brown agouti rat named Cassandra. Just under her, a blue agouti rat named Celeste. Below her, a white rat named Eva. It looks like my 3D rat printer rat out of ink.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hey @rachelbrowen.bsky.social . Phil now has 3 months of rent he owes me
A cream furred white bellied rat held under his arms
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better
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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I would be mortified to be a mewling Harry Potter adult even if Joanne was still just known as the tedious centrist we all thought her to be a decade ago. "Ooo I want to drink butterbeer and see Gringotts in person" get a life, read a book for adults you weirdo.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sky running a story like this because they know exactly what they are doing - there are bomb shelters all over Israel for Israelis, not for Arab Israelis though apple.news/Aau_w0WItQ-S...
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'I've lost my family, but for what?': Man's wife and two daughters killed in Iranian strike on Arab Israeli town — Sky News
Manar Khatib died in an Iranian strike on the Arab Israeli town of Tamra - where most people are Palestinians - alongside two of her daughters - 20-year-old Shada, and 13-year-old Hala - and her siste...
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
i think papaya might like watermelon
papaya the grey hooded rat lunging greedily at a piece of watermelon with a crazed look in her eyespapaya the grey hooded rat lunging greedily at a piece of watermelon with a crazed look in her eyespapaya the grey hooded rat opening her mouth as wide as possible to fit as much watermelon in it as she canpapaya the grey hooded rat munching on some watermelon with the juice all around her mouth like some kind of deranged clown
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
@bolt451.bsky.social i regret to inform you that she is already behind on rent :/
I am holding a tiny white rat with a bright pink nose and enormous dumbo ears put in front of me like she owes me money. She looks surprised. She's never paid a cent of rent.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
papaya and yuzu cuddles 🥺
Papaya the grey hooded rat and yuzu the black hooded rat cuddled together cutely in a pink hammock
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Bluesky is absolutely unmatched for people who seem to agree with you but do it in such a bizarrely aggressive way you've gotta block anyway
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The babies made it EXTREMELY hard to leave for work this morning 😭
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.
A wombat undermined our house to build his burrow.

Nearly $50k in foundation repairs, plus $200 in chicken wire to keep him out.

Now he’s done the same thing to the shed, so $5k to build a new shed on the other side of the property.

Here he is, old Fat Bastard himself..

Edit: it’s wild how many people are suggesting we “get rid” him... Apart from it being very much illegal, the idea would just never even cross my mind. It’s his home too.

He’s now settled in his new burrow, and our house is wombat-proofed. The worst he does now is dig up my potatoes.
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
New babies 🥰 from top to bottom: Celeste, Cassandra and Eva. I'm in love already 🥰
Three tiny baby rats sleep snuggled up together in a hammock, in a vertical line. The top rat is Russian blue, the middle is agouti and the bottom is white.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I need certain people on this website to accept that liberals are real and have real and earnest political convictions that aren’t just “republicanism but nicer”
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don't use this app much but I know there's people on here who will want to know. Unfortunately my sweet darling Jean passed away overnight 💔 She was old, and she went on her own terms with a full belly and an even fuller heart 🌈. My house is much emptier without her 💔
A selfie of me holding a brown rat with a white nose and a white blaze on her forehead. She looks towards the camera with bright eyes. She is so so sweet.
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McGee @teletextsmcgee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Cat House? Me The Night
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Buddy it's half 6 in the morning. You can stop investigating.
A cream furred red eyed baby rat
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2025
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Sayem Ahmed @sayemahmd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A Craigslist-style ad reads: "Need Bassist & Drummer to Form Conservative Rage Against The Machine." Below the title is a photo of Zack de la Rocha mid-jump during a live performance. The person writing the ad seeks conservative musicians to start a right-wing version of Rage Against the Machine.
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State of the Scene @sotspodcast.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 17 years ago.
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Feli @vogelkasper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
She kindly asks for your credit card number 🥺👉👈
A brown and white rat peeking over a cage wall. Only her snout is visible, wirh whiskers all spread out.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
remember when they were all so tiny baby 🥺
ponzu the black rat, miso the cream rat and ebi the brown rat as tiny huge eared babies, peeking over the bars of their cageponzu the black rat, miso the cream rat and ebi the brown rat as tiny huge eared babies snuggled up together nervously in a carrier on their first day homeponzu the black rat, miso the cream rat and ebi the brown rat as huge eared babies in a hammock, all facing the cameraponzu the black rat, miso the cream rat and ebi the brown rat as huge eared babies being introduced to mooncake and biscotti the siamese rats. they are all cuddled together in a corner
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
woagh!! meet papaya and yuzu!! these 9 month old girls were being rehomed by someone who no longer had time for them so they're gonna be joining my little family of gremlins!
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
how could I not fall in love with that little face
papaya the grey hooded rat poking her head out of a hammock. behind her in the background is her sister yuzu the black hooded ratpapaya the grey hooded rat poking her head out of a hammock. she has a white little chin. behind her in the background is her sister yuzu the black hooded rat
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
she is trying so so hard to have a thought
Ebi the brown rat staring intensely and vacantly at the camera
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
weuaghh!!
miso the cream rat poking her head out of a sputnik hidemiso the cream rat poking her head out of a sputnik hide and yawning widely into the camera
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Britain stops the very day a new Prime Minister the lads don’t accept takes power and says “can I see the Northern Ireland files, please, the real ones. I’d like to talk about this in parliament”.
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ZONE @zonedelicious.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is what happens when we twist the meaning of privilege to be about moral policing queerness, and not about having benefits others have no access to. You aren't privileged for being closeted. People become closeted because of lack of privileges, like community and health care.
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ZONE @zonedelicious.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
They're just saying the quite part of all queer discourse. This has always been about shaming and suicide baiting vulnerable queer people. The goal is to harm those who are closeted and have no community. Do not listen to these 4chan gay incels. You aren't at fault for existing.
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Browen @rachelbrowen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
How your email finds me
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy #raturday folks. Here's little Mickolas yawning #ratsky
A grey and white baby dumbo rat yawning
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Cindysuke🌼🐰 @cindysuke.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
오늘의 짜부
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 17/04/2025
"Did you design those Triple H commemorative belts?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin nazi just like you asked" "what"
Skull iron Cross beltGreen iron Cross beltWeirdly denim iron Cross beltRed iron Cross belt with a grey iron Cross behind it
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
She's never going to sleep with you, Glinner.
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Andy | Paleocartoonist @skinkpunch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Should have just gotten a dog
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Caelyn @caelyn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"iT cHanGeS NoThiNg iN prActIce"
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