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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 4h
Already waiting for when A24 tries to hit this with a cease and desist.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 8h
It just occurs to me how similar this format is to a sick burn on a lazy person like when a gaming teen asks a parent to bring them some food and the parent says "did you know they invented a new device that brings you food whenever you want? it's called get up and walk to the fridge yourself"
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 11h
Seeing an Apple TV trailer for Small Prophets, so does this mean we now have to endure Apple getting the credit for the show, like Netflix and Black Mirror?
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 11h
You can also listen to @cdi.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social discuss spy, karate master, and lover Frank Dux on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/tB02hhv1zFE
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The Secret Men: Part 10 - Courtesy of the Author - with Mark Mahoney
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 12h
Go now! Eastshade remains one of my favourite places in video games and I can't wait to see what's next
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Danny Weinbaum @dannyweinbaum.bsky.social · 12h
🎻🎵 📢 Songs of Glimmerwick, the witch academy RPG where music is magic is AVAILABLE NOW! 📢 🎵 🎻 store.steampowered.com/app/1706510/...
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 23h
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
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The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 17h
Hello HULL! Here's one of those videos comedians do when they're actually feeling very confident about ticket sales. Come and see me at the Social, Oct 7th! (Please.) Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs/social/3645857
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 17h
Most TV is just this now.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
- Squares now have rounded edges - We redesigned the icon to fit the aesthetic of the rest of our products (you will never find it again) -green is now blue
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah, can't wait!
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to guest on more non-magic podcasts. I fucking love being able to stretch my wings and talk about literally anything someone will let me pop off about, lol.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
We have something very cute to share with you today 🦉 This summer, a pair of barn owls successfully reared four owlets at Kedleston Hall, marking Kedleston's first known breeding success in over two decades.
Four young barn owls jostle onto the small wooden ledge of their nest box, fixed to a huge oak tree behind themA young barn owl in flight, its wings stretched up above it against a blurry green background, its white heart-shaped face facing the cameraA young barn own in flight, a blurry oak tree behind it, its huge white and brown wings beating downwards as it looks at the cameraA barn owl swooping down with its wings fanned wide across a field of long purplish grass
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you're watching a martial arts movie and this dude shows up, you are about to be treated some of the sickest shit you've ever seen:
A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to perform the most basic-ass function in GIMP: rescaling an image. Select scale tool. Click on image Dimensions 2048 x 1356 Enter new width as 1800 Press 'Enter' Check dimensions 1801 x 1351
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 28/09/2026
i enjoy walking. i hope i am allowed to run someday
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 28/09/2026
i keep hearing about these sold, successful properties that cite local58 as inspiration. i am grateful but i hope that one day i will find compensation beyond inspiring these incredible talented artists
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just witnessed the full bluesky bingo Guy 1: makes silly joke post Guy 2: good joke, but in reality that's a situation where men suffer more abuse Guy 3: OH BOO HOO GO CRY TO ELON, YOU POOR MAN!
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 27/09/2026
Does anyone know any Kurdish freelance journalists based in the UK?
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What are we doing here any more.
A screenshot of two games from Steam's list of new games. One is called Museologist: Tidy Up the Museum! It has the tags "relaxing, casual, organising, simulation" and costs £5.29, reduced to £4.76 with a 10% discount. 
The other is called Dinobones: Tidy Up the Museum, and it has the tags "relaxing, casual, organising, simulation" and costs £5.29, reduced to £4.76 with a 10% discount.
They both released on the 25th of September, 2026
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Babe&Oak @babeandoak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🌊🦢✨The finished skateboard ✨🦢🌊
Odette illustration printed on skateboard lying on asphalt for DROP IN: Skate Deck Art Show in Minneapolis Minnesota
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So uh, yeah. Dverghold is fuckin radioactive. Just FYI to any CRPG/Dungeon Crawler peeps who might see this.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's very "funny" this is happening at the same time the AI companies got away with stealing everyone's books
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Ronnie @ronniewhomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
comic page + secret wordz: www.whompcomic.com/comic/drawin... beginning of arc: www.whompcomic.com/comic/voyajerk
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Begging, pleading with Americans to watch something from another country outside of The Office (UK) and The Great British Baking Show
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish that the fun of getting super engrossed in making something and putting in a bunch of effort and attention to detail, wasn't hard-countered by the dull, wet thud of it going absolutely *nowhere*
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having Media Student thoughts about the cutesy, family-friendly video game where you sit in a sniper tower overlooking populated areas, and solve peoples' problems by shooting the problems with your sniper rifle.
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now,
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BBC coverage: with a STRONG SHOWING Reform take HUGE BITE out of Labour's percentage , clearly sending a message to the rest that they are NOT to be overlooked. Isn't that right, Mr Farage?
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In a society that is increasingly removing our power to say "no" or "I don't like this" in favour of "remind me tomorrow", it is a constant increase on the blood pressure to have breathless ad campaigns on every possible surface telling you how excited you have to be about Harry Potter.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would've been easy to bash Flock in Senate today, but the reality is that this crisis would've not happened had there been any form of regulation or guard rails. So, let's demand them. And let's vote with the same ferocity we post with.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep, and this is entirely what the tech companies want it for. Just dodge all blame, pass the accountability onto.. well it seems there's nobody here who can take responsibility. Ah well.
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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers
screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They finally got tired of her eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds, I guess.
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh dear, Mid-Season Flashback Episode, I don't think we're fully aligned on how invested I am in your characters and story.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Sam. @darleysam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alright Humble, don't think I'll be shopping from you again 👍 www.humblebundle.com/books/ai-in-...
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Humble Tech Book Bundle: AI in Production: Governance, Reliability, and Application by Manning
Master AI tools in production environments with confidence using professional‑grade lessons from our latest Manning learning bundle!
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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