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Textbook editor | Fiction writer | Long-suffering prequel apologist | Ask me about my Kate Bush records | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | Instagram: RabbleHauser

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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 14h
Doing Chicago stuff...
Also just took a shot of malaria
Malort

Malaria, lol
I just laughed really hard
I don't know which is worse
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I strive to do anything as chaotically as Kate Bush pours tea.
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cathy @somuchwhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Hey, Dad, can we meet in person?” “Yah Mo B There.”
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Kaleidotrope @kaleidotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThrowbackThursday on Kaleidotrope’s 20th anniversary—and on the release day of its 73rd issue—the cover of the first issue, way back in October 2006!
Fiction
“The Sirens of Tinwa” by David McGillveray
“The Tale of Tales” by Richard Harland
“The Water Queen” by Roy Wilson
“A Peppermint Purge” by Kurt Kirchmeier
“Deliberation” by David Siegel Bernstein
“Afternoon Delight” by Ramona Gardea
“Mild Mannered” by Mike Lansley
“Space Dinosaurs” by Sharon Cichelli
“Probed” by Nigel Willis

Poetry

“A Migrating Fairy” by Kristine Ong Muslim
“Near Sillustani” by John Kuhn
“Bad Weather” by Trevor Price
“Where Have All the Comedians Gone?” by Bruce Boston and Marge Simon
Two Poems by Aurelio Rico Lopez III
“Fission Bomb” by Rimone
Two Poems by Thomas Zimmerman

Nonfiction

“More than Meets the Eye: The Transformers Revisited” by Jim Cleaveland
“Books in Brief” by Martin Earl

Artwork

Jim Cleaveland (cover)
Bruce Boston
Marge Simon
Rod Walker
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If yesterday's playoff games were any indication, we need a Northside pope. Lakeview could be the new Avignon!
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell me you only listen to butt rock without saying it
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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honored to join for what might be the most canonical work of video games criticism to date
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Florida figured it out?
Michael and Janet from The Good Place
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Electric Literature @electricliterature.com · 28/09/2026
🚨SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN🚨 All submissions will be accepted through our Submittable page. The portal will close at 11:59 PM Pacific Time on Sunday October 11 or when we reach our cap of 500. buff.ly/Wugh39V
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Megan McArdle:
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Blanche Devereaux's 'Lesbian' Reaction
Alt: Blanche Devereaux's 'Lesbian' Reaction
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Michael Taylor 🖖🧠 @bluebeetle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sexy librarians, your time has come
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Sai @saikun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dua lipa if she were a vampire, probably
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1) Only one animated show and it's not Avatar??? 2) Outlander erasure 3) Please put asterisks next to GoT and Lost
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sanctorium.bsky.social @sanctorium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The struggle of literature is in fact a struggle to escape from the confines of language; it stretches out from the utmost limits of what can be said; what stirs literature is the call and attraction of what is not in the dictionary. Italo Calvino, The Uses of Literature
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this article is so much longer than you'd expect en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachu...
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I danced myself right out the womb 🎶
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.
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Sai @saikun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
romancing salsa
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Lonely Sakura 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @lonelysakura.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In 897 CE, the catholic church dug up the corpse of a dead pope and put him on trial. The corpse was found guilty. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...
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Cadaver Synod - Wikipedia
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈
Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There should be a water setting more intense than sparkling. Like "jagged" or something.
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Sai @saikun.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“is that the nin—“ “nine inch nails beach towel? yeah it is.”
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Heartlines Spec @heartlines-spec.com · 24/08/2026
We are OPEN for early submissions from equity-deserving writers, looking for poetry and short fiction. Submissions fully open on Sept 1st: ❣500-3500 words ❣pre-existing relationships ❣Fantasy! Sci-Fi! Horror! www.heartlines-spec.com
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Heartlines Spec
Heartlines Spec is a speculative magazine focused on long-term friendships and relationships. It's the comfort of the known, the fierce hug of someone that knows you best.
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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new short story in @nplusonemag.com 🗳️🍻 www.nplusonemag.com/issue-54/fic...
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Attention | Walker Caplan
Jace came back from vacation weird: He was now peaceful. When he learned of Vote Drunk, he clapped me and Mark Uptick on the backs and rubbed Ava-Claire’s shoulders and said he’d left the agency in go...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I did it. I broke the world record.
Two men in black shirts, one in a polo and other in a Smashing Pumpkins shirt taking a shot of malort
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I went to this marlot event as a joke and the governor showed up to pour shots!
A man in a blue and white checkered shit behind a bar pouring shots
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Paulina @diabolama92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
republican attacks be like: "look at this hot democrat"
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The Abominable Dr. Miles @milesreidlobatto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think I know who did it. #davidlynch
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Pabst Blue Ribbon Dennis Hopper
Alt: Frank (Dennis Hopper) screams Heineken?! Fuck that Shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Brian @rabblehauser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddammit
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Corey Farrenkopf @coreyfarrenkopf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are you looking for a little Saturday read about a sad TikTok dad, amateur naturalists wandering…and maybe lycanthropy??? If that’s the case, check out my new story, The Not Dog Thing, over in @bourbonpenn.bsky.social!!! www.bourbonpenn.com/issue/39/the...
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Corey Farrenkopf > The Not-Dog-Thing > Bourbon Penn
After Mom died, Dad started making plant identification TikToks. Of course I gave him a follow. It was my idea after all. He was so depressed. So glum. Everyone needs an outlet for their grief.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bessent has been pure meme fuel.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my most gen x coded trait is an irrational dislike of greatest hits albums
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 20/08/2026
There's a new anthology of stories inspired by Ursula K. Le Guin. I have a story in there about a group of humans who form an extremely dysfunctional club to study an alien language. And now there's a lovely review in Publishers Weekly! www.publishersweekly.com/9781835412749
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Revolution in the Heart: Stories Inspired by Ursula K. Le Guin by Charlie Jane Anders (et al.)
Fifteen big-name genre writers draw inspiration from Le Guin to create stories of “humanity and urgency and clarity,” as editor ...
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Amanda Kolson Hurley @amandakhurley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Experts urge schools to keep teaching writing in the age of AI, not even because of its importance per se but because it’s essential to developing habits of mind: “Writing is a technology for thinking” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
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What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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shome dasgupta @shomedasgupta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Say, friends—here are about 84 literary journals opening for submissions in September. Some are open now or will close soon in August or September. Genres, themes, & guidelines vary—dates are tentative. These should be no-fee. There are more resources out there, too. Wish y’all well.
The Cincinnati Review
A Public Space
Wigleaf
The Fiddlehead
Kenyon Review
LIT Magazine
Glassworks
Prairie Schooner
Doubly Mad
addanomadd
Crab Creek
In Short
Last Leaves
Garfield Lake
Adroit
DarkWinter
InterrobangLit
Quartet
Kweli Journal
Inlandia
The MacGuffin
Orchards Poetry
The Spectacle
OxMag
Recenter Press Poetry
Foglifter
Passages North
Meow Meow Pow Pow Lit
The Dodge
Prime Numbers
Barely South
Apricity
Dunes Review
Long River
Atlantic Northeast
Haunter Review
Floating Acorn
MUSE Literary
Route 7
Penn Review
Think
Scattered Flock
Revolute
Paper Dragon
Wild Garlic
Valley Voices
Thirteen Bridges
Wordgathering
Mania Magazine
Pictura Journal
Rust & Moth
Southhampton
Orion
Hawkeye
Sontag Magazine
Oyster River Pages
RockPaperPoem
Ignatian Literary
Salt Hill
ROOM
Constellations
Soundings East
The Journal
The Passionfruit Review
Twisted Tongue
Louisiana Literature
The Rumpus
The New Yorker
Pine Hills Review
Compulsive Reader
Mad Persona
South Florida Poetry
Up The Staircase
Terrazo 
Poetry Northwest
CRAFT
Okay Donkey
Rappahannock Review
The Quasar Review
Cosmic Daffodil
Barcelona Review
X-R-A-Y
3Elements Review
Red Ogre Review
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Charles Pieper @inherentcharlie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'Wild at Heart' 4k from @criterion.bsky.social woop woo! www.criterion.com/films/35257-...
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He’s somehow crossed Ace Ventura’s hair with The Mask’s face and we’re just okay with it
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Sai @saikun.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is my best friend’s new spot! Soooo excited for this and hope to catch yall there when it’s open :)
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Corey Farrenkopf @coreyfarrenkopf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Getting to read the new @thomasha.bsky.social novella, Scion, in a PRINT(!!!) issue of @clarkesworldmagazine.com is such a treat! Are you in the mood for some Weird Dark Sci-Fi shenanigans??? Don’t miss this one.
The cover of the latest issue of Clarkesworld. The first page of Scion.
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Scene from serial mom:

“You can’t wear white shoes after labor
Day”
“But fashion has changed!”
“No, it hasn’t.”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AND IT SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BRO’S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dana @thatdana.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bought buttons for me and the bestie. No lies told.
Button states:

Hobbies include reading and hating everything
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
Get a pair of DuckDuckGo's new sunglasses, which contain no smart technology. knockaround.com/products/duckduckgo… #DuckDuckGo #knockaround #sponsored
A Timeline Of Smart Glasses
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The 400 Theater reopened last week to lines of moviegoers in Rogers Park. blockclubchi.co/4wosm9z
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jad 📸 @aerojad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Alexi Giannoulias doesn't go far enough, under my plan I would make all 2.7 million people in Chicago a cop
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